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The Greatest Tard Video Ever Created

November 8, 2009

This may be one the greatest things I’ve ever seen.

Happy Glam-o-Ween!

Happy Glam-O-Ween

A Glambert is spamming The Ellen Show’s account Twitter in the hopes of meeting Adam Lambert. So she made this video. (YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO. YOU HAVE TO. NOW. GO. WATCH.)

ETA: More video!!!! I think this is the BEST TAKE EVER.

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28 Comments leave one →
  1. November 10, 2009 1:02 pm

    Oy.

  2. rehabilitard permalink
    November 9, 2009 9:43 pm

    It is just disturbing, frauen is making a total fool of herself. Unless she is tryig to be a comedian. She is succeeding then, I laughed so hard, I cried. I bet Adam would be really exited to meet her 🙂

  3. lambertini permalink
    November 9, 2009 9:35 pm

    oh.my.gawd! if i was adam i would take off the makeup & hair dye & become a librarian just to prevent more ppl from doing this

  4. Isidra permalink
    November 8, 2009 11:00 pm

    She definitely has stage presence!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 11:10 pm

      It’s one of the greatest videos ever. Period. I love her.

  5. 8sourcandy permalink
    November 8, 2009 10:47 pm

    HAHAHAH!!!!!! OMG!!!!!HA

  6. Steph permalink
    November 8, 2009 9:39 pm

    She needs to be Adam’s opening act when he goes on tour.

    I must see her live!!!!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 9:53 pm

      SHE IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        November 8, 2009 11:12 pm

        This is a fantard in all her glittery peacock glory celebrating the joy of Adam in the most disturbing yet highly entertaining way. I laughed, I cried. This is the kind of fantarding I like. No one is getting hurt. No one is threatining anyone it’s just fun.

  7. auntieaimee permalink
    November 8, 2009 9:17 pm

    Is that a wig or did she really have her hair cut like Adam’s?

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      November 8, 2009 10:59 pm

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  8. Viz permalink
    November 8, 2009 8:37 pm

    I just watched the other take. I think she’s turned me into a lesbian.

  9. November 8, 2009 8:05 pm

    In unrelated news….

    JEDWARD LIVES!…WITH THE HELP OF SIMON!!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 8:06 pm

      I love Jedward as much as I love our beautiful Lambert impersonator.

  10. Mysterioso permalink
    November 8, 2009 7:26 pm

    Wow, just saw the other take. I’m in love.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 7:34 pm

      ME TOO!!!!!!

      The other take is by far the superior one. Especially at 2:20, when she’s fighting the pink feathers caught in her mouth.

  11. deez permalink
    November 8, 2009 7:20 pm

    I threw a bra at my computer. Her grandaughter on the drums was a nice touch.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 7:22 pm

      I actually don’t think she is old enough for grandchildren.

      You must watch the one I just added. It’s EVEN BETTER.

      • deez permalink
        November 8, 2009 9:09 pm

        Feathers in the mouth. priceless.

        I’ve been bored or tipsy on many occassions, yet have never wanted to film myself dressed as Adam Lambert…how do you get to that point your life?

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      November 8, 2009 11:00 pm

      I love you for doing that. 🙂

  12. Viz permalink
    November 8, 2009 7:09 pm

    Did anyone notice the bottles of booze on the counter? And I really love the “going down into the stage floor” effect at the end. Has Child Welfare services intervened yet to free that poor child she had on the drum kit?

  13. saskin permalink
    November 8, 2009 6:35 pm

    She is really pretty I hope she gets over it soon.

  14. Margie permalink
    November 8, 2009 6:35 pm

    Oh good Lord Sweet Jesus…this is the most disturin g thin g I have seen ……

    This is why I am not a fan of Adam anymore…I want nothnig to do with this crazy ass fans…I would be mortified.

    Give me “boring” Kris. Atleast we talk about his music.

  15. November 8, 2009 4:23 pm

    This is gold, TopIdol. That Ellen harassment artist is a genius in tarding.

    And Smartie, this would’ve been one of the penultimate Idletard entries. I hope either VFTW or TopIdol take you on as contributor!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 8, 2009 4:26 pm

      Smartie is part of VFTW 😉

      • November 8, 2009 5:32 pm

        Oh, I know that =). I meant that I hope she’ll make acerbic posts about tardation from time to time.

        Not to brown-nose–well, yes, it’s exactly what I’m doing–but you’re my favorite Idol blogger, TI. But I’m indulgent, so I’ll have to read the forums for Smartie sarcasm here and there to get my fill I suppose.

        P.S. TI, what do you think of this season of SYTYCD? Are you as uninspired as the rest of us? It feels so rigged–poor Bianca. Jeanine Mason was the best winner in history, and I can’t see anybody living up to that this season.

  16. Mysterioso permalink
    November 8, 2009 3:54 pm

    She is amazing. This is tard perfection.

  17. carrmuse permalink
    November 8, 2009 3:04 pm

    Love the vid. Free Expression is the American way. Don’t you just love Bowie!!!

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