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Montecore no! More tales of Holly Sockpuppets

November 14, 2009

This is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever read (from the comments thread on MJ’s headlines post from 11/13)

So if this is the same Maryann that I think it is (and I’m pretty sure it is but I’ve forwarded the link to some friends of mine to confirm) she has not limited her crazy stalkerish behavior to idol alums. Over the years she has targeted other celebrities but in a somewhat different way. Years ago (2003?) she was seriously obsessed with Roy Horn after his near death mauling. She claimed to have some illness (cancer maybe) and she was in a hospital when Roy Horn first walked or some shit like that. Her stories became increasingly bizarre. She was at his house; she was his friend; he wasn’t gay; when she started going on about having sex with him we really knew then that girlfriend wasn’t playing with a full deck cause you know…Roy Horn, sex with girl, uh nuf said. Weird I should see her face again 6 years later.

Not only did Holly Sockpuppets believe Clay Aiken was straight, she also went after Roy Horn…of Sigfried & Roy. Lemme put it this way, when I was in Switzerland, I learned Sigfried & Roy was what some European poker players called Q-Q. Sigfried & Roy are gayer than the day is long. But this gets even better! This woman posted delusional ramblings about sleeping with a gay man…after he was maimed by his tiger, Montecore, and partially paralyzed. Holly Sockpuppets claimed to have sex with a world-famous homosexual man…after he had suffered a stroke, partial paralysis and underwent a surgery removing one-quarter of his skull in order to relieve swelling in his brain. Oh yeah, and while doing so, she faked cancer?

I would love to know more about this story, and any more specifics regarding some of Holly Sockpuppets’ ongoing saga of batshit craziness. Meanwhile, the Sockpuppets are now out in full force over on DCU — Holly is on a business trip, of course!

Glad to see LL gone and withoutyou here. They are nothing but trouble makers especially with the last remark about the idletard board. They are so jealous of this board they can’t stand it. They photo shop crap, they make up stuff because they are trying to get people to leave here and go over there. It is clear as day. No I dont post much but I do observe what is being said and some of the people truly need to get a life. Not all of us are on the boards from morning until night like they are. Now she is trying to blame Holly for being other people and the poor girl is on a business trip. Get real. unbelievable some of the things people accuse people of. One of them is probably smartie. And I guarantee you they both deleted their accounts here and signed up under different names. Such bullshit. I love this board. It is different from most boards. Like that smartie person is any better. I have been on her board one time, and I never went back because she is just evil.

I always love the “jellus haters” stuff, don’t you? But naturally, she blames two posters who called her and her sockpuppets out and trashes them. She does this regularly and with little regard for the truth. Other people are always the problem and hell, if its one of her sockpuppets saying it, it’s not really HER saying it, right? She’s just the “poor innocent girl”…away on a business trip!

This is one of my favorite defenses of poor innocent traveling businesswoman Holly, after she leaked photos taken from a girl’s private Photobucket account and sent them to various gossip blogs & publications:

Ferny you are an idiot.those photos were intentionally leaked by a friend of L***’s. L*** wants the attention. I advise you to do your homework on this chick first before you start blabbing about things you know nothing about.


And if you are talking about the DCU board (Davidcook uncensored board) again you are wrong. For one they have a hot looking young moderator and administrator that runs that board that works in Advertising and I assure you those fans want the best for David. This L*** chick is not it.

DCU is the BEST board out there on David Cook.

Always promoting her board, too. Talk about an advertising genius! Someone named Tammy posted this gem:

According to DavidCook-uncensored who actually broke the news and someone frrom that board gave it to Just Jared. They do deserve the credit JJ. I think the Administrator who runs DCU is linked into the entertainment industry and she seems to have a lot of sources. She gets the news first and everyone steals it from her board.

Anyhoo, news is she was with Cook in NY, and also she is planning on moving to LA to go to school and be perhaps closer to Cook? Also she stated she will be at the next Virginia concert in August. Keep your eyes open

66 Comments leave one →
  1. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    November 16, 2009 3:19 am

    I don’t know which post to keep track of anymore. It’s all so… riveting.

    *Pulls up chair and bowl of popcorn*

  2. spinningfasterandfastertonowhere permalink
    November 16, 2009 2:45 am

    “Adam is much prettier than Kimberly Caldwell” 4-16-2009

    LOL…Baldy and Caldwell were splitsville by then.

    That is crazy.

  3. Angie permalink
    November 16, 2009 12:30 am

    ok, here you go post this one. hurry up. Look I made up an account, see how easy it is.

    Here I will sign my name


    not hiding behind proxies – don’t need to..

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 16, 2009 12:37 am

      This isn’t Angie. Shall I post the IP?

      • Smartie permalink
        November 16, 2009 12:43 am

        Yes please! I bet it’s a PA one!

      • haha permalink
        November 16, 2009 12:46 am

        Yes, do it!

      • FakeAngie permalink
        November 16, 2009 2:18 am

        of course it is not Angie.

        I created a fake account to show you that anyone can sign anyone’s name.

        Who is lacking in brain cells now?

        Your information is false.

        I think Holly knows all about ip addresses. She does run a site you know.

        • Angie permalink
          November 16, 2009 7:12 am

          I’m so glad you undertook that exercise, MARYANN, to edumacate the rest of us. If not for you, I’d never have known that someone could sign their blog comments with a fake name. Here all this time I thought I was talking to people named “haha” and “smartie” and “nonna-muss” and “Anon” and I was wondering to myself, I said “Self, what kind of parents would give their children such strange names?” But now, thanks to you MARYANN, I know.

          You do a service, MARYANN. I bet your momma is proud.

        • freedavidcook permalink
          November 16, 2009 2:33 pm

          Attention Dumbass. You seem to be laboring under the false impression that a blog with comments is the same thing as a message board. They are different.

          Grow a brain and some maturity.

  4. Anonymous permalink
    November 16, 2009 12:23 am

    it doesn’t prove it is Holly just like the many people on this board can make up a name. Like I said no need to use a proxy because there is nothing to hide. The information still posted on this board are lies.

    Keep it up because I am enjoying all the stupid entertaining post here.

    Do you know how many people live in PA that are from DCU? Sad but Holly really lives in NY.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 16, 2009 12:29 am

      Weren’t you off to take your HRT and go to beddie byes? It’s past your bedtime, granny.

      MaryAnn lives in Yardley, PA. You don’t want me posting her street address, do you.

  5. nonna-muss permalink
    November 15, 2009 11:15 pm

    TopIdol. I can’t see it! When I click on it it takes me to some site and is asking for a log-in. I wanna see, I wanna see!

  6. Cooks_FUFL permalink
    November 15, 2009 9:02 pm

    Does that posting above say that TopIdol should send an email to Holly at DCU???? HAHAHA!!

    • Cooks_FUFL permalink
      November 15, 2009 9:03 pm

      Well, since it showed up below my post…aw, hell, you know what I mean!! 🙂

  7. Anon permalink
    November 15, 2009 5:13 pm

    you people are the lowest scum of the earth.

    1. Holly is not someone named maryann and I hope whoever this Maryann person is sues you idiots. You are so jealous of this girl you can’t stand it. And now we know who the person is running this site. It all makes sense now. It looks like our plot worked. And who on earth is the first person you are talking about that was in a hospital? You people are making up so much crap that you all belong in a psych hospital. I heard about Angie and her friend. They are the biggest losers out there. No one likes them. And I can assure you that Holly is a real person and not some nut case either. And from what I hear this Maryann is a very intelligent woman. Angie, you trashed her because she didn’t agree with the way you were slandering Constantine and was so jealous that Constantine called her backstage and hugged her after she gave him a nice photo of some baseball team which he hung in his apartment in NY. God, you are really a sad case. All of you are for that matter. You don’t even know this person and she is nothing like what is being said here. I know people on that board that met Holly and she is who is in the photo. I saw photos of both girls. Both are blonds and both are attractive. Get over it. Neither one of them is interest in any of the artist you have mentioned. In fact Holly looks like she could care less about David. And yes she does travel. Please stop with the slander. She has never, ever stalked any artist. But Angie you have. These people are not public figures and have careers. I really hope they sue the hell of you for your untruths if their careers are damaged.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 15, 2009 5:25 pm

      Hello once again, MaryAnn Ellis of Yardley PA.

      • haha permalink
        November 15, 2009 6:48 pm

        MaryAnn, did you forget that the ONLY REASON you got near Constantine was because of Angie? You were whining and complaining that you were worried he wouldn’t get that picture, and because Angie was friendly with the sound guy, she arranged for you to get it to him personally. That never would have happened without her intervention, and your twisted revisionist history of that event is laughable. Besides the fact that I bet she was real fucking jealous of you that night when she was watching Constantine play with himself a couple of hours after that, and you were where? Who the fuck knows. All I know that is you are the one who is the jealous whore, not her. PSYCHO.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 5:28 pm

      Maryann is here. And yes, that comment came from her original IP.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 5:40 pm

      She should have used a proxy when claiming she was someone else, right?

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      • Correction permalink
        November 15, 2009 11:01 pm

        OMFG, that is priceless! And when you look up to IP it comes back to Morrisville, Pennsylvania. Oh please make this a top story. This shit is too good!!

    • Angie permalink
      November 15, 2009 6:02 pm

      Maryann, if you had multiple brain cells to rub together you’d know that that is the most preposterous argument imaginable. For a number of reasons.

      But I digress.

      Again with the sockpuppet defending Maryann’s “honor” while Maryann is too busy/important/classy to defend herself. Again with the blond, attractive, classy breeziness. There’s a definition of insanity, Maryann, that has something to do with doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. And guess what – it suits you to a T. You never learn. You never change. You always use the same sockpuppets who offer up the same excuses. And the result is always the same: you look like the big, nasty fraud that you are.

    • freedavidcook permalink
      November 15, 2009 7:08 pm

      You are such a lunatic Mary Ann/Holly. Please run, do not walk, to the nearest inpatient mental health facility and check yourself in. Get off the internet.

  8. freedavidcook permalink
    November 15, 2009 12:52 pm

    “we’re all laying the groundwork for a totally new Maryann in Season 9.”

    That is one hell of a scary thought!

    • Nich permalink
      November 15, 2009 4:29 pm

      I know, that poor guy.

  9. Angie permalink
    November 15, 2009 8:48 am

    I don’t know if I think she’s actually tarding over anyone. If she is, it doesn’t last long. What she’s really doing is honing in on the Idol with the most overzealous, unstable fraubase – so she can infiltrate it and starting stirring the shit, and get a big reaction when she does.

    It’s too bad she chose Cook. I’d have looooved to have seen the havoc she could wreak amongst the Jestrofrau.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 10:04 am

      Still surprised she didn’t get into Adam Lambert. Can you even imagine the chaos?

      • Angie permalink
        November 15, 2009 11:04 am

        Well I don’t think she picks which one to fixate on consciously. It’s not like she’s shrewd. More like a moth to a flame…

      • Isidra permalink
        November 15, 2009 11:20 am

        It might be a timing thing. A lot of times the really really crazy fans seem to alternate years, since it takes more than a year for the current crush to fade. She seems to fit that pattern if she went from Clay, to Constantine, then to Cook.

        God help those poor bastards in season 9 though.

        • TopIdol permalink
          November 15, 2009 11:28 am

          If there is a dude whose first or last name begins with C in Season 9, they are SCREWED.

          Obviously she gravitates towards C names because you can’t spell CLASSY without a C!

        • nonna-muss permalink
          November 15, 2009 11:39 am

          I think the timing coincides with when the frau figure her out and see how unstable she is. She loses credibility with that group so she has to find a new group to act superior with.

          • nonna-muss permalink
            November 15, 2009 11:46 am

            Maybe when the new season of Idol starts we can have a contest to see who can guess who MaryAnn’s new victim will be.

            • Angie permalink
              November 15, 2009 11:54 am

              I agree that her timing has to do with her being exposed and ostracized from her current tarddom. She has to re-group. So we’re all laying the groundwork for a totally new Maryann in Season 9.

  10. kimberly permalink
    November 15, 2009 1:16 am

    Imagine coming across a picture of yourself and see that someone is posing as you. Who is that girl Holly is claiming to be?

    I’ll never look at American Idol the same after this. I agree with the poster that called it “the dark underbelly of American Idol”. What pisses me off is that one CRAZY can wreak all this havoc on people destroying their sense of safety and well-being.

    In a just world, karma will bite her in the ass. I believe in karma. Give it time, it’ll happen.

  11. Brett permalink
    November 15, 2009 12:54 am

    What I want to know is, if she tarded like that over Clay and Roy Horn, how did Madame escape her night-vision goggles?

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 12:57 am

      She seems to tard every other year…but yes, I wondered the same thing.

      • haha permalink
        November 15, 2009 1:31 pm

        Her pattern isn’t exactly every other year… Clay was Season 2, Constantine was Season 4, and she didn’t jump on Cook until Season 7. So she took a 2 year break there.

        • Angie permalink
          November 15, 2009 4:09 pm

          She had to really reinvent herself after Constantine. The Sonygirl and Red Hot Topic thing she’d kept after Clay had to go.

  12. lauren722 permalink
    November 14, 2009 9:45 pm

    I think that her story is plausible. I mean with a quarter of his brain missing he might not have been able to tell she was female. Or she could have taken advantage of his paralyzed condition and raped him. It’s all very plausible.

  13. freedavidcook permalink
    November 14, 2009 8:56 pm

    Her sock puppets are out in full force. One of them just posted that the Model Mayhem site had Kim Johnson linking to the Star magazine site as part of her work portfolio, somehow proving that Mary Ann/Holly didn’t sell the story to the tabloid. Someone is going to an awful lot of trouble to disprove rumors.. where there’s smoke there is usually a big fucking fire.

  14. November 14, 2009 8:13 pm

    What I wanna know is what her reactions were post-Clay-coming-out. Did she just suddenly zip it up and focus on Constantshit and Cookie? Or is there a gold mine of insistence that he’s a closeted hetero?

    As for Roy Horn, I guess in her mind, a tiger can change its stripes :).

    • WooAmanda permalink
      November 14, 2009 9:50 pm

      I believe she was long over Clay before he came out. She has already bypassed Constantcrap and had moved on to Cookie. At least that’s what I’ve gotten from this narrative. Hopefully, if all goes to schedule, she will be over David Cook come January when she will focus her vitriol on a new and improved unsuspecting idol. At least one could hope…one could hope he’s also gay because it’s just so much more amusing that way.

  15. Smartie permalink
    November 14, 2009 4:28 pm

    MaryAnn Ellis, Idletard was not a board, you stupid ignorant stalking cunt. Can you not tell the difference between a blog and a forum? Moron! Sorry, MORAN!

    And honey, I have never had a login on your insane site. Not that you believe me but it’s the truth. Many, many people are onto you, moran. I don’t need to see your site to hear what you get up to. You idiot.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 14, 2009 5:09 pm

      DAM MORANS!!!

      • haha permalink
        November 14, 2009 5:21 pm

        I can’t believe that after all this time, she still spells like that. It has to be intentional.

        Does anyone have screencaps of the Just Jared clusterfuck? That was a very entertaining trainwreck.

        • TopIdol permalink
          November 14, 2009 5:37 pm

          Oh, the JJ clusterfuck is all there. I don’t think anything was deleted. There are 21 pages of comments.

          • haha permalink
            November 14, 2009 6:21 pm

            21 pages of MaryAnn talking to herself… lmao. KLASSY

          • Sandy permalink
            November 15, 2009 3:53 am

            Holly/MaryAnn did manage to get a bunch of comments about her identity deleted from JustJared. She was trying to get people to stop posting about her by threatening them and claiming that JustJared would soon be deleting the comments so I started screencapping them. I got most of what was posted starting at page 19 before the comments about her were deleted. I don’t think anything before page 19 was deleted. I could upload them to my photobucket if anyone would like to see them.

            • TopIdol permalink
              November 15, 2009 4:01 am

              Sure! And any other caps you have, too. I have some from DCU which are rather telling, too.

            • Sandy permalink
              November 15, 2009 4:31 am

              Here are the JustJared comments:

              Page 19:

              Page 20:

              Page 21:

              Page 22:

              I think a few things got deleted before I screencapped it but most of it is there. I have screencaps of some things from DCU as well.

            • Sandy permalink
              November 15, 2009 4:43 am

              I tried to post links to my photobucket but my post didn’t go through. I’ll try again. Here are the JustJared comments:

              Page 19:

              Page 20:

              Page 21:

              Page 22:

              I think a few posts were deleted before I did my screencaps but most of it is there. I have also screencapped some things from DCU.

      • veritas permalink
        November 14, 2009 9:51 pm

        “Moran” comes from a sign at a political rally several years ago in which some wingnut spelled “moron” as “moran.” Various liberal political sites picked it up and used it ironically during last year’s election.

        So it is theoretically possible that Holly Sockpuppets picked up the spelling there and was using it ironically. But given her repugnant racism, it’s more likely she picked it up from the “moron” whose signed spelled it “moran.”

        • veritas permalink
          November 14, 2009 9:52 pm

          That’s what I get for posting before reading the entire thread. I see Mary linked a picture of the sign I was talking about. What a moran I am.

    • Mary permalink
      November 14, 2009 5:14 pm

      err, I meant to post this:

      • TopIdol permalink
        November 14, 2009 5:21 pm

        Deez and I will be especially disturbed because he is wearing a Cardinals shirt. Ugh.

        • deez permalink
          November 14, 2009 5:30 pm

          GAAAHHHH! It’s a conspiracy! Jellis cubs fans are trying to make us look bad!!! LOL!

  16. freedavidcook permalink
    November 14, 2009 4:15 pm

    If Liberace were still alive she’d tard for him too.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 14, 2009 5:09 pm

      HA HA HA. I was thinking the SAME thing yesterday.

  17. girl from mars permalink
    November 14, 2009 4:04 pm

    Ahahahahaha Roy Horn? Really? You’d think at least one of her personalities would have decent gaydar.

  18. misha permalink
    November 14, 2009 3:49 pm

    DCU is a pile of slime but Holly Sockpuppets couldn’t keep it going without the so-called Cook “fans” who go over there to roll in it. Glad to see her being called out…but maybe some of the people who frequent that board also need to take a long hard look in the mirror at what they’re supporting.

  19. freedavidcook permalink
    November 14, 2009 3:49 pm

    I am enjoying the hot sockpuppet on sockpuppet action crazycakes is doing all over the internets. Someone needs to make her the focus of their psych thesis.

    Sounds like her gaydar works only in reverse, the gayer the man the deeper the lust and the dumber the lies.

  20. LeighKat permalink
    November 14, 2009 3:42 pm

    And the insanity continues!

  21. Lil Lulu permalink
    November 14, 2009 3:35 pm

    Good lord! Who is this chick? I’m just catching up on my reading here. *Off to read more Holly Sockpuppets articles.

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