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David Cook’s #1 Fan Holly Sockpuppets enjoys saying dreadful things about other women

November 15, 2009

Here are a few examples of how Holly/Maryann Sockpuppets attacks other women, whether they are other fans, others who see through her insanity and multiple personalities, and of course, any attractive girl photographed with David Cook who does not meat her definition of CLASSY.

On April 20th David had his arm around some girl.

The fan described it. She looked like kimberly caldwell. Skinny blonde and actually did resemble her, but it wasn’t her, the hair was a little longer.

David whoring around….

Uh, dude. Why such an obsessive attention to detail? Here is another one of Holly’s posts — it may give you a bit of insight into her typical lingo, which we’ve seen used by a particularly vicious commenter.

yes, his magic rainbow is in its full glory in the rated R Hot thread.
Ladies, go check it out and use your imagination.

Blech. And here she pipes up again since they needed some new “scoop”, of course:

Guess who showed up in Virginia Beach at the show to see our David? Several people witnessed it, in fact 5 people emailed me about it. Was there a reason he did not come out to the buses or did he really have a flight home?
You decide.
Can you guess?

Oh, there she goes on about him not going to meet fans outside by the buses. I assume she’s still pissed since he didn’t go out to meet her in Wilke Barre during the Idol tour.

Holly Sockpuppets is such a master at creating suspense. After a few posters inquire who it was (most likely nearly all Sockpuppets), ADExecutive Savannah comes to the rescue in typical Holly Sockpuppets fashion!

Holly is in a meeting until 2:00 today so you will have to wait until then unless someone else comes on here and spills it. I think she likes to keep you all in suspense. ha ha

I don’t even know who it is.

Don’t you love it how ADExecutive or ModeratorJO always show up when Holly is conveniently on a business trip or at a meeting.

OH NOEZZZZ! The suspense is killing everyone!


Holly will be on tonight, she will tell ya. I’m out of here until tomorrow…

ADExecutive will also show up to moderate the “Kim Skankwell” talk in the sicko Girlfriends, Scene Queens and other Acquaintances thread. Because obviously, Kim Caldwell has her very own thread.

hey guys, sorry to interrupt. Please limit conversation about skanky in this thread. Please take it to the Caldwell threads. Thank You!

Holly Sockpuppets is responsible for most of the horrible “Cook Fan Comments” regarding Kimberly Caldwell. Here are some examples. Most of the comments on this blog are nearly all Holly/Maryann Sockpuppets.

She is a skank, slut, whore, raunchy, stupid, fake, dumb blond.I’m so happy David Cook finally DUMPED her.He IS HAPPIER now and enjoying beeing single.

What other names can you call her? I love this one, because it’s such a dead giveaway. She mentions Carrie Underwood, of course, because this is an example of a CLASSY BLOND Cook should be dating.

Well if he denied the engagement rumor, then why isn’t he denying this one??

I never could stand Caldwell even before David Cook. She is such a D list loser. I can not believe someone as intelligent as David Cook dated this dumb, fake, loud mouth whore. awh…wait a minute. Maybe that’s why he dated her, to get laid. I mean Caldwell was never a challenge.

All his fans knew all along she was a poor choice. Not good for his credibility as an A lister either. For his record label to allow him to walk down a red carpet with her would be a joke.

Call Carrie Underwood David. Now there is a nice Tulsa girl. Brains, Beauty and major talent.

And one minute later…

Best Free speech board on the internet

We tell it like it is over there. Lots of Caldwell/Cook news.

I certaintly hope he picks a classier and more educated woman next time.

CLASSY CLASSY CLASSY! Just like Holly/Maryann!

And only two minutes later…

Man, TV Guide must be chewing her ass out big time.

What a friggin loser she is.

If David Cook goes back with this skank, then he is a major idiot and desperate.

Don’t you have anything better to do, you whack job? This behavior would never be considered healthy.

Two more minutes pass…

God look at the wrinkles on her forehead already… she is suppose to be what 26 going on 40

As opposed to 53 going on 32?

Maryann Ellis

But she’s not done…not even close…and she even manages to put all those ADVERTISING skills to good use once again:

It doesn’t matter who dumped who, I hope she is out of his life. She is messing up his credibility and career. His fans were suprised when he asked her out because he seemed so smart on the show and so mature…and Caldwell is not.

He will soar once she is out of the picture. Once a tramp, always a tramp.

Grow up David. Sex isn’t everything. I don’t care how good you think she is, she has been around the block since she was 15 year’s old. She admitted she lost her virginity on Howard Stern. (Great free speech board about cook and caldwell. Lots of factual info and news on this whore.

Holly Sockpuppets’ “enemies” are making sure she’s called out on her crap, even on old articles, such as this blog which had posted a behind-the-scenes look at one of Cook’s videos. Obviously, she must come in here and defend herself, causing other drama.

Holly is posting as Anonymous here, and making up a bunch of shit.

well it looks like close to 2,000 members on DCU like to stick their nose in David and other celebrities private lives. It is just common curiosity. As far as the Admin being someone named maryann777, you are 100% wrong. I know who you are Angie. We learned about you from Top Idol. You had a vengeance against some girl named Maryann simply because she didn’t agree with how you were slandering Constantine. Why don’t you give it up and stop slandering someone you don’t even know. Whoever the girl is, they both sound very smart and have college degrees. Neither is crazy. You are the one crazy. And how do you know if one worked for a pharm company and use to work for a record label. You know nothing. Stop being so hateful. No one is bothering you so stop bother everyone else. DCU is a cool board and no one over there is crazy. Some things are not always what you think they are.

Only four minutes after the aforementioned comment was posted, another sockpuppet named Karly showed up…and accused two innocent girls who used to post on the board.

I agree. The Admin is not a low level employee by any means. You people are so jealous and stupid. There is no way you would know any of that information lindsey and mandapanda. You two have been banned from numerous boards for lies. The Admin on DCU is very educated and does work for an Advertising company. You two are so sick and hateful because she banned you. Grow up or we will have the person running this site delete the comments like they did on the other boards where you trying to slander her. You better be very careful about slandering this person. I am just giving you a warning. She knows where you live. Karly

WHOA, “Karly”, was that a THREAT?? Exactly one minute later, “Terri” comments (my oh my, such activity on a blog originally posted in March.)

Hey that Sarah Roemer is such a lucky lady to be kissing David. I am suprised he never asked her out. I heard she was at the Idol show backstage when David performed.

There Holly Sockpuppets goes again, trying to make “scoop”. She is also obsessed with Sarah Roemer, the girl in the Come Back to Me video. She believes Cook should date Roemer because she is CLASSY.

Back in March, when this article was originally posted, “Anonymous” showed up to promote her awesome uncensored board!

Guys – go check out DavidCook Uncensored

I think the website is

It’s a free speech board. It’s better than all the other David Cook boards that are censored. No posts are deleted at the Uncensored board, unless they are threats or if you post addresses. The administrator doesn’t allow posters being bashed. And it’s updated daily.

People are allowed to speak the honest to god truth about David. It’s cool. Lots of scoop, talk about girlfriends he is dating behind the scenes, videos and tons of pics.

I heard even David reads the board because he reads the solid truth and not sugarcoated nonesense from other boards.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes. I am sure David Cook reads your scary board for career and relationship advice.

But since you’re all about unfettered advice, I’ll offer you some. Stalking, harassment, and making false accusations about people you do not know are never classy.

44 Comments leave one →
  1. Linda permalink
    November 18, 2009 5:50 pm

    As a member of DCU, I am pretty shocked at this information about Holly, if it’s true. Interestingly, I don’t see how it has actually affected anything at the site. There likely are some private pm’s flying around, but otherwise business as usual. DCU has quite a few members that post frequently that seem to be totally unrelated to all this drama. I think they have such established relationships with each other, that it almost doesn’t matter what Holly’s history may or may not be. I honestly think the OTT comments such as DCU being a “trainwreck”, etc., causes the members there to discredit anything said here. The fact is that most of DCU is just like any other fan site.

    I did think it was a little strange that someone brought in pictures of another girl from MM for no apparent reason. But they mostly got ignored. I do see the similarity between Holly and some of the other posters you mentioned. This may not be enough to cause too much of a problem on the board. My guess is, if it keeps happening, that poster will just be ignored. No one is going to openly question Holly. The women that have been talked about have put themselves out there themselves, providing plenty of opportunity for them to be criticised.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 18, 2009 6:12 pm

      DCU has quite a few members that post frequently

      They’re probably all MaryAnn.

      She reads your PMs.

      most of DCU is just like any other fan site.

      I doubt most fan sites indulge in harassment, stalking and quite the level of insanity that MaryAnn brings out on every website and forums she creates.

      If you’re not MaryAnn and you’re using a legit email address, be afraid. She’s already compiled a file on you.

    • nonna-muss permalink
      November 18, 2009 8:54 pm

      “The women that have been talked about have put themselves out there themselves, providing plenty of opportunity for them to be criticised.”

      How can you say the women brought it on themselves? What the hell did they do? What did Lana do? She had drinks and hung out with him. How is that anyone’s business? What did Shannon do? What did his female friends do? What did Caldwell do? Nothing. Not a thing. How the fuck do you suppose anyone of those women asked for it? Is it because they know him? Is that how they asked for it? So what’s going on here to MaryAnn is exactly the stomach churning treatment she’s given any woman is Cook’s life, including his own MOTHER!!!!! Don’t you even get that? Think long and hard about that and tell me again how they deserved it.

  2. That's It, I'm changing my name to MaryAnn Tard permalink
    November 17, 2009 2:03 pm

    I love it when Angie and “Kristein” (!) take on the crazies. I’m getting nothing whatsoever done because I can’t stop following this saga. It’s awesome.

  3. Wino permalink
    November 16, 2009 10:27 pm

    I guarantee if Carrie does start dating Cook, she will no longer be Classy. She’s sweet and safe now, but once she’s going down on Baldie, the gloves are coming off this lady (and many like her).

  4. bland229 permalink
    November 15, 2009 11:23 pm

    I was raised on Dr. Dobson, and have just sent him a letter requesting his assistance to help me stop loosing faith in the Christian Church. My Mom respects Dr. Dobson as much or more than any other Christian leader, and she is interested to see his response. I only started learning the truth about the 9/11 attacks last fall. It took me an entire year to convince my own parents to listen to me, and begin reviewing the evidence for themselves. Now that they have thoroughly and objectively taken a fresh look into all the available evidence, they too are now aware of how badly we have been deceived. They now fully support my mission to find out what really happened to 2,993 of our fellow countrymen that fateful September morning. My mom is very interested to see if/how Dr. Dobson will respond. Please read my open letter to Dr. Dobson and share your thoughts at………

    Does Christ’s Church really stand for TRUTH & JUSTICE? That is the question!

    Daniel Edd Bland III

    • Sherena permalink
      November 16, 2009 1:48 am

      Lol wut

      • TopIdol permalink
        November 16, 2009 1:49 am

        Born-again Christian spam, me thinks?

        I only ever leave up any if they’re amusing.

        • on the edge permalink
          November 16, 2009 1:55 am

          Ooh, a fundie 9/11 Truther…THAT’S new! If a socialist birther decides to post, let me know… 😀

        • veritas permalink
          November 16, 2009 2:10 am

          That could be another one of Maryann’s personalities. Sounds crazy enough.

  5. Mithra permalink
    November 15, 2009 5:41 pm

    “Do other musicians have this kind of freaky fandoms?”

    Yes. I know a group who ended up firing their long time tour manager because he was exposed to be scalping tickets to a rabid tardbase, amonst other things. It was partly their fault because they let their back up musicians and employees go down to the hotel bars to humor them and get free drinks. There is a fine line and the problem is that the nutters are the ones who flock to it.

    • Correction permalink
      November 15, 2009 10:46 pm

      Ah, see that is a HUGE part of the problem. The band members do the same thing. On several occasions the crazy fans have stocked the bus with beer even! To the guys, it’s free booze. They don’t realize they are encouraging this kind of crap even though people have told them over and over the need to stop.

  6. WooAmanda permalink
    November 15, 2009 4:38 pm

    Thank you so much Angie. I always felt like a bit of a tard, but because I don’t stalk or even give two shits about his family members, I find I’m not. I actually may have seen him in concert already, ok twice, and I may be seeing him again, ok twice (don’t even judge), but I never expect to meet him or any of his band. I never even try. The thought of somebody older than his own mother (that’s me) putting my hugging picture with him up on twitter skeeves the shit outta me.

  7. Nich permalink
    November 15, 2009 4:38 pm

    BTW I love how “raunchy” is thrown into the list of insults (which sound like a 12 year old trying to show many horrible different things they can call you at a time.

    What’s wrong with raunchy? Raunchy chicks are fun.

  8. Nich permalink
    November 15, 2009 4:25 pm

    This is the saga that never ends. Wow.

  9. November 15, 2009 3:24 pm

    Creepy. And “we know where you live..” Um. Isn’t that considered a threat?

    What’s really disturbing is that this isn’t Holly Sockpuppet’s first rodeo. So, she’s not one of those unfortunates who gets too caught up in the whole Idol obsession, realizes the error of her ways by the time the album comes out, and gets back to real life. Nope. For her, THIS is her real life. Spooky stuff.

    Anyway, I think a rule of thumb for judging the OTT obsessiveness of a fanboard is to see how they treat the SOs and the Idol’s family. Boards that allow members to trash the SO or to lust after the brother or to suck up to the mother are opening their doors for the borderline-personality types and OTTs like our Holly, here. So, the fact that her board has a whole section devoted to calling Kimberly Caldwell a skank means it’s attracting the basement-dwellers of fandom. And they feed off each other.

    Do other musicians have this kind of freaky fandoms?

    • Brett permalink
      November 15, 2009 3:54 pm

      I think there are definitely other musicians that have elements of this kind of freaky fandom. They usually result in restraining orders. I know there was a big brouhaha when Trent Reznor had to shut down his Twitter or Facebook account or something because there was a group of fans stalking and making violent threats against his girlfriend (now wife). I think they had their own special message board too. I’m sure there are many other similar stories. The fact that Holly and her multiple personalities has been doing this for years with a string of random celebrities certainly indicates a pathology at work. What’s in the water in suburban Pennsylvania?

    • Angie permalink
      November 15, 2009 4:18 pm

      Trashing SO’s and sucking up to family members is the cottage industry of IdolTardLandia. What else would fraus do if they weren’t doing that?

      As for Maryann’s threats that she “knows where you live,” yeah – she’s threatened me with that before. Apparently the insane asylum has her on a short enough leash that she doesn’t make a practice of traveling around to confront in person the people she threatens online and on the phone. I’m surprised she made a spectacle of herself at a DC show. When I met her at an AI concert she was all about making friends and fitting in.

      • nonna-muss permalink
        November 15, 2009 4:31 pm

        When you met her was she wearing a green dress?

      • Anonymous permalink
        November 15, 2009 6:52 pm

        Angie – you are such a liar. I’ve know maryann since the constantine days. She is nothing like what you are telling people. She is a nice girl and could care less about any artist. THAT IS THE TRUTH.

        Oh and tell me again what kind of board do you run? You don’t slam the artist girlfriends? yeah right. But you slam fans right? Steal photos from their private myspace accounts. Miss Know it all. Constantine fans know you stalked Kristen Zang to get to know her so you could get information out of her. I read all the stories how you told this maryann you hated Kristen Zang and then you befriended her. Sick. Everyone hates you and your friend Kristein. You are both sick liars and you have to spread ugly rumors about lots of innocent people.

        • Angie permalink
          November 15, 2009 11:00 pm

          I’m not sitting here complaining about what anybody says about anybody on a message board. I make fun of people. I enjoy making fun of people. People who deserve to be made fun of. But I don’t contact the media or call people’s bosses or call people and make death threats or do any of the other things that Maryann does that cross the line.

          I’m interested that you’ve “read all the stories” about what I did and did not say to Maryann. As far as I know, “all those stories” never existed anywhere for anyone to read them. Nor do “all the stories” evidence me saying to Maryann what your warped imagination MARYANN recalls me saying to you. But no doubt you’ve been stewing about this for 4 years MARYANN. So god knows what your diseased brain has contorted the truth into by now.

          To this day, you are so blinded with rage against me MARYANN that you can’t keep the name of my partner in crime straight in your own worthless head. Far be it for me to set the record straight, but “Kristein”? Seriously???

          As for KZ, she got so freaked out by what you were saying to her, MARYANN, that she came looking for me. And she found me. And she initiated a friendship. And that’s how that happened. I didn’t stalk her into submission (a laughable thought). You, and Constantine, have no one to blame but YOU – MARYANN for that one.

          • haha permalink
            November 15, 2009 11:14 pm

            It’s incredibly ironic that MaryAnn can’t remember the name of your partner in crime, since once upon a time she called her employer and tried to get her fired.

            • Angie permalink
              November 15, 2009 11:17 pm

              yeah, she had that all down pat at one point, didn’t she?


  10. SarahBeth permalink
    November 15, 2009 12:48 pm

    OMG, this is truly making me nauseous. Someone needs to send this information straight to David/his management and get something DONE about her. God, I can’t even imagine how empty and horrible her life must have been before she started obsessing over David.

    And TI, I do hope there is a post coming soon about a certain party in NY with certain amounts of Idol karaoke.

    • Angie permalink
      November 15, 2009 1:22 pm

      I doubt DC needs to worry about her. It’s the girlfriends and the fellow tards she menaces.

      • Tard? permalink
        November 15, 2009 2:56 pm

        Well, apparently she bitched him out at a concert once, and vociferously enough that she had to be removed. I’m sure someone else has more details. I believe she was also banned from his myspace page and DCO. She is unhinged, and is particularly dangerous because she is so unpredictable (is she going to kiss his ass today, or kick it?).

      • veritas permalink
        November 16, 2009 2:04 am

        Hmm, if I were Cook I’d be worried about myself AND any girlfriends/female friends. She confronted him at a concert once? Hopefully she was seen by one of his regular bodyguards and not just the venue security, or they got a photograph. I would not assume that this woman isn’t capable of harming him.

  11. Cooks_FUFL permalink
    November 15, 2009 10:12 am

    Those comments about Kim Caldwell and David breaking up helped remind me of another thing that Mary Anne does: she brings his mother into it! “Make your mother proud David.” And the the bitch goes and displays all the gore of his mom being involved with his stepdad during his divorce proceedings! What a hypocritical cunt.

    There was a comment on the Star site (before Mary Anne had them removed) about what an embarassment this Kim Johnston story must be for David’s mother. Well, lo and behold, “Holly” said the SAME EXACT THING on DCU!!! Would a 32 year old woman REALLY bring up his mother? Maybe, but I think it’s more likely that a 53 year old female would say that. She IS older than his own mother after all!!

  12. November 15, 2009 8:28 am

    Ad-exec my ass.

    Bitchplease, you are NOT Peggy Olson!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 10:03 am

      I’m Peggy Olson!

  13. freedavidcook permalink
    November 15, 2009 8:19 am

    “She really should find better things to do with her life.” – Alrighty then, I’m going to be serious for a moment instead of a smart ass.

    That’s just it, there is no real life. She’s 53, a glorified file clerk with a dog and a glass of wine. Most normal women in her age group have homes, real careers, sig-os and family, keeping them too busy to be this retarded about anyone online. When I think of the hours she’s wasted trying to prove herself Alpha Tard I don’t know if I should laugh or weep. If she put that singular focus on something good, like, say, feeding the homeless or visiting senior citizen shutins she’d be lauded as an amazing person instead of the freak that she is.

    When I look at the L Annes and Hollys of this world I realize how fucked up and empty their real lives must be to get that emotionally invested in a freaking karaoke singer. When you epic fail at real life apparently some decide to have big old stupid lying fantasy lives online and don’t care who they mangle and hurt in the process.

    Weird new type of mental illness not listed yet in the DSM-IV

    • haha permalink
      November 15, 2009 12:46 pm

      I bet the dog and the wine aren’t even really hers, either.

  14. nonna-muss permalink
    November 15, 2009 7:05 am

    Oh, I wondered when Lindsey Rocket and Mandapanda were going to be brought up. She blames those two for everything. She blamed them on JustJared and even on the recent Star magazine comment section. The comments on JJ were locked and the comments on Star were removed. She blamed that removal on KimJ, the one who the story was about. MaryAnn/Holly, what does the panic feel like that you are feeling? White hot? Sockpuppets posted pictures last night of a girl from Model Mayhem who has absolutely nothing to do with Cook. She’s just trying to start shit because there is nothing and she’s trying to deflect attention away from herself.

  15. Mary permalink
    November 15, 2009 6:10 am

    So as I said in my comment on the previous “Holly/Maryann” post I joined DCU and earlier today I looked around…pretty unfortunate stuff. It’s a bit difficult to parse the girlfriend/acquaintance (yes, acquaintances are worth stalking too) thread as there are lots of names and nicknames thrown around and it’s hard to tell who/what they’re talking about though. The sexism and animosity is very striking…not only David’s female acquaintances but THEIR female friends are skanks – Carly Smithson, who is married and DC is probably not her type anyway, hangs out with Kim Caldwell, and is therefore skanky by association. And of course there’s the plan to make a spreadsheet of David’s girlfriends/conquests, and a thread titled “Did Caldwell slow down Cook’s music career?”. Just like Yoko.

    Funny how they are so invested in a man who, in their opinion, clearly has horrible taste in women.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 15, 2009 6:15 am

      And they claim they’re fans. 🙄

  16. Sandy permalink
    November 15, 2009 6:03 am

    She just can’t shut up about Kim Caldwell. She made this comment as musicrules7 at perezhilton months after they broke up and just after David’s brother passed away:

    She makes me sick. I’m sure it’s her because of the D list crap and because of the way she spells stretch(streatch). Holly spells it the same way and so does ADExecutive, Moderatorjo, cookiefan555, mae7771230 and “Sarah” at JustJared:

    • HolySocks permalink
      November 15, 2009 2:22 pm

      OMG…these screencaps are priceless!! That is some undeniable evidence, without doubt!!!

  17. on the edge permalink
    November 15, 2009 4:38 am

    Top Idol, you mean “other Idol topics” like the little Idol blogger karaoke gathering for a certain MTV personality’s birthday? 😀 That sounded like quite the summit!

  18. November 15, 2009 4:13 am

    1st: this woman is truly nuts.
    “He will soar once she is out of the picture. Once a tramp, always a tramp. Grow up David. Sex isn’t everything. I don’t care how good you think she is, she has been around the block since she was 15 year’s old. She admitted she lost her virginity on Howard Stern.”

    As opposed David, who I’m sure was a good little vigin, saving himself til marriage. Wait I forgot, being male, David is allowed to screw anyone and everyone starting at age 10 if he wants to. I really hate when women are denigrated b/c they have sex, and I hate it even more that it often comes from other women.

    3rd: What is it with the really BSC tards and their use of the word classy. First L. Anne and now sockpuppets.

    • Nich permalink
      November 15, 2009 4:39 pm

      I don’t think they even know what classy means.

  19. Sherena permalink
    November 15, 2009 3:09 am

    “She knows where you live?” I shouldn’t be laughing, but I totally am.

    More on topic though, I really hate it when women tear other women down out of a sense of “competition” over men, especially celebrities that they’ll never even have a chance with. Jesus. She really should find better things to do with her life.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 15, 2009 3:19 am

      But now do you understand why we are posting these things? What she’s doing is not right. And yes, I do promise to add some other posts tonight or tomorrow on other Idol topics 🙂

      • Sherena permalink
        November 15, 2009 3:53 am

        I am starting to understand more, yes.


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