Tonight is the night when the Glamberts everywhere THUD/SQUEE
The American Music Awards air tonight on ABC. Adam Lambert will be closing out the show with his new single, For Your Entertainment. This is the greatest moment in the lives of Glamberts everywhere. Lambert has described the production as very 1930s Berlin.
So is Lambert’s obsession with the cane as a prop some sort of phallic statement? I’m not sure how I feel about it. Is it avant garde ringmaster or creepy old man surveying haunted carnival? I cannot decide. In any case, this is a huge deal for Adam Lambert’s most devoted fans (they were even made #adamseve a Twitter trend last night…
I am impatiently awaiting this INCREDIBLE MOMENT IN HISTORY!!! This is going to be EPIC!!!!!! It will be the performance of the CENTURY!!!!!!!!I SOOO CAN’T WAIT! LOVE ADAM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!
I have not watched the AMAs since I was in junior high, but perhaps I will catch them tonight. I remember when the AMAs made their debut, and being a music-crazed child, I watched all music awards shows. By high school, I just stopped caring about that crap, perhaps because I was no longer listening to many of the nominated artists.
The AMAs were started by Dick Clark and the winners are chosen by YOU. No offense to Dick Clark, who is an American treasure, but the AMAs are only slightly higher above the People’s Choice Awards on the Legitimate & Respectable Awards Scale. Call me a snob but you can’t really trust the general public at large to vote on this crap, especially when everything is online. Spam spam spam! Devoting hours to the mere act of voting…typically for crap.
OMGFREAKINGOSH!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO B SO AMAZIN!!! ADAM IM SUPER EXCITED IT IS ALL I TALK BOUT RIGHT NOW!!! Im going to start crying with joy when i see u come on the stage!!!!!! Ur amazing and i love u so much!!!!
DONT FORGET TO VOTE HIM FOR PCA EVERYONE!! COME ON LETS MAKE HIM WIN!!!!! WHAT ELSE R FANS FOR???
Hey, I can’t help it. I prefer my entertainment awards to be selected by other snobs, those who are most likely even snobbier than myself. (Of course, the Emmys suck for ignoring Battlestar Galactica in major awards categories, especially the work of Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell. Sigh..I digress.)
Tonight’s star-studded lineup of the AMAs is Idol-friendly (Kris Allen is presenting! And a bunch of other former contestants will be there doing much of the same or singing), of course, with the likes of Lady GaGa, Janet Jackson and Whitney “Crack is Whack” Houston among many others either performing or presenting. And while I can’t wait to see Paula Abdul, seriously, AMAs, PEREZ HILTON? WHY WHY WHY? I really hope that one Black Eyed Pea kicks his pompous whiny ass backstage. (And don’t even get me started on Seth Green. Why the hell is he there?)
Anyway, join me tonight (on here and Twitter) to weigh in on all the squeeing and thuding.