Hello Obvious! Jason Castro needs to “come out” as a weed lover
I do not care that Adam Lambert is a peen lover. Good for him. Women are nuts. In fact, I really don’t even think anyone should have to come out about their sexuality. EVER. Because it doesn’t matter and it’s only one part of who anyone is as a person.
I do, however, think Season 7’s Jason Castro needs to come out…as a big ol’ weed lover. The dude makes love to a bong at least 3x a day! Come on! Who the hell are you fooling? Denying that shit just makes you look stupid. Look at Clay Aiken. Look at Elliot Spitzer. Look at Tiger Woods. Don’t deny the shit everyone knows is true because it always comes out.
Before I present my evidence, I must note that I have a very good friend with dreadlocks who doesn’t like smoking weed. He is also a DJ. He has awesome dreads and a cool nickname. People ask him for weed all the time because he has dreads. This makes me laugh. So I’m taking the whole “Castro has dreadlocks” thing out of the equation. Let’s just take a look at his Twitter account…you know, the one with a GRASS background.
He’s still hungry while waiting for his flight. Or maybe airport security took a really long time. Or maybe he got hungry in the bathroom?
Anyway…ok, who the hell eats this shit out of their own free will?
There is such thing as a real Sbarro? STONER! There is no other excuse to eat that shit. And who the hell uses “real” in the same sentence with Sbarro… not counting the statement: Sbarro is real shitty? STONER!
Dude. That’s your own hair in your “pizza”. You’re just high. And dude. You eat Sbarro AND Arby’s. That’s the biggest smoking gun of all. White-bred, upper middle class stoney boys are the only ones who eat that suburban mall schlock.
I mean, dude, you can’t eat that crap sober.