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Hello Obvious! Jason Castro needs to “come out” as a weed lover

December 3, 2009

I do not care that Adam Lambert is a peen lover. Good for him. Women are nuts. In fact, I really don’t even think anyone should have to come out about their sexuality. EVER. Because it doesn’t matter and it’s only one part of who anyone is as a person.

I do, however, think Season 7’s Jason Castro needs to come out…as a big ol’ weed lover. The dude makes love to a bong at least 3x a day! Come on! Who the hell are you fooling? Denying that shit just makes you look stupid. Look at Clay Aiken. Look at Elliot Spitzer. Look at Tiger Woods. Don’t deny the shit everyone knows is true because it always comes out.

Before I present my evidence, I must note that I have a very good friend with dreadlocks who doesn’t like smoking weed. He is also a DJ. He has awesome dreads and a cool nickname. People ask him for weed all the time because he has dreads. This makes me laugh. So I’m taking the whole “Castro has dreadlocks” thing out of the equation. Let’s just take a look at his Twitter account…you know, the one with a GRASS background.

Jason Castro loves to eat.

Eating chiloso in the car, headed to the airport! about 4 hours ago from txt

He’s still hungry while waiting for his flight. Or maybe airport security took a really long time. Or maybe he got hungry in the bathroom?

I just signed an autograph in the bathroom… That was awkward. Haha about 1 hour ago from txt Retweeted by 2 people

Anyway…ok, who the hell eats this shit out of their own free will?

Sbarro at the airport is nothing like the real ones. So dissapointing. 19 minutes ago from txt

There is such thing as a real Sbarro? STONER! There is no other excuse to eat that shit. And who the hell uses “real” in the same sentence with Sbarro… not counting the statement: Sbarro is real shitty? STONER!

Especially when there’s a hair in my pizza! Ewwww 20 minutes ago from txt

Dude. That’s your own hair in your “pizza”. You’re just high. And dude. You eat Sbarro AND Arby’s. That’s the biggest smoking gun of all. White-bred, upper middle class stoney boys are the only ones who eat that suburban mall schlock.

I mean, dude, you can’t eat that crap sober.

16 Comments leave one →
  1. deez permalink
    December 4, 2009 2:52 am

    From IDF:

    “Kris will be doing an acoustic concert with Jason Castro and Joshua Radin for 94.5 WPST (Trenton, NJ) in Philadelphia on Dec 13, you can enter this website to know how to win passes to the event

    Kris! OH NO!!! Contact high! (Hopefully, there are Chick-fil-a’s in NJ)

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      December 4, 2009 3:02 am

      I kind of secretly want to see Kris caught with a doobie…

    • Claire permalink
      December 4, 2009 3:24 am

      If there aren’t any Chick-Fil-As in Jersey they can always go to White Castle.

      Castro always cracked me up. He wasn’t even trying to be funny, but he was.

      • TopIdol permalink
        December 4, 2009 11:18 am

        “HBD and Jestro go to White Castle”?

        Will NPH show up?

        • deez permalink
          December 4, 2009 5:28 pm

          That would be some awesome “Tweetbeat” material right there.

  2. erinnthered permalink
    December 4, 2009 2:20 am

    He’s just. so. OBVIOUS! It’s ridiculous. His Twitter feed reads like a stoner manifesto.

  3. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    December 4, 2009 12:21 am

    I will consult my friend who is a marijuana specialist (i.e. she can’t recall a day when she didn’t smoke pot). Then again, I’m not sure if her judgement is that reliable.

  4. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 3, 2009 9:04 pm

    Michael Sarver just got a record deal.

  5. Steph permalink
    December 3, 2009 6:25 pm

    I’ve always thought Jason Castro smoked pot. Sure, I know he’s a “good” Christian boy, but who says Christian boys can’t smoke pot?

    I knew a guy who I was surprised with the leader of a scary mega churches youth group, but was also one of the biggest pot heads I knew!

    Regardless, hearing Jason Castro “come out” about being a pot head would totally make my day.

  6. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 3, 2009 5:26 pm

    “I do not care that Adam Lambert is a peen lover. ” Favorite first line of a blog EVER! 🙂

  7. December 3, 2009 5:22 pm

    dude, jordin sparks tweets way more than castro does.

  8. tinawina permalink
    December 3, 2009 4:29 pm

    Ok, this might be the funniest thing I read all week! And truest. Just sayin.

    I’m thinking Bob Marley!

  9. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 3, 2009 3:45 pm

    I knew there was something I liked about that kid! 🙂

  10. freedavidcook permalink
    December 3, 2009 3:31 pm

    Poor Gaspy is just a boy. Castro could rerecord “Because I Got High” and it would just be a daily record of his life. The weed fumes emanating from him can be seen through the television screen and computer… enough already. Give High Times that interview and confirm what we all know.

  11. Mithra permalink
    December 3, 2009 3:28 pm

    Jason has tweeted that he’s trying to eat pasta while he’s driving. Also – the only other idol contestant who tweets “haha” more than he does is Gaspy, and he’s just retarded.

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