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New Tweet Beat from MTV’s Jim Cantiello aka Glambert696969

December 4, 2009


Whoo hoo. I’m so glad Jim made this masterpiece today. It’s even better on percocet — but don’t call me Paula Abdul! (Ok. I mean, you totally can if you want to, but…wait! Does that mean Oskar is MC SCAT CAT???) I got a wisdom tooth pulled today and it kind of sucks, except for the percocet I got. You always have to look on the bright side of things, ya know? I have one less cavity and painkillers! Everything is gonna be alright tonight.

Glambert696969 is a fantastic satire. I love AVANT GARDE SATIRE. And I hate Perez Hilton.

And let’s also thank Jim for his awesome 10-part interview with Allison Iraheta — aka La Princesa del Mariachi. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

(BTW, I still think that tranny pee was real.)

10 Comments leave one →
  1. Snotty permalink
    December 6, 2009 6:29 pm

    ‘m not sure about the video, but the Glambert696969 twitter account is hilarious.

    “The #4YourEntertainment snippets have left me paralyzed w/ their brilliance. I am but a small fly caught in Lambert’s web of perfection.”


  2. sosad permalink
    December 6, 2009 4:04 am

    he reminds me of a puppet of some kind……one of those puppets on Pee Wee Herman’s old show maybe.

  3. lauren722 permalink
    December 4, 2009 11:47 pm

    Haha I love Jim’s alter-ego Glambert696969 so much! The funny thing is that he thinks he’s exaggerating Glambert behavior in the name of humor, but he is really just imitating. I know Glamberts so much more intense that, which is kinda sad.

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      December 5, 2009 7:02 am

      Glambert 696969 needs to have a tattoo of Adam’s eyes or something (TI, can you suggest that?). But I do wonder how long he can keep this up. He should amass more alter egos too. Maybe Season 9?

    • Mithra permalink
      December 6, 2009 11:30 am

      He would have been more spot on if he wore a fat suit, wig, and a puffy painted muu muu with Adam’s tour signature over one of the floppy boobs.

  4. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 4, 2009 11:40 pm

    Establishments that are licensed to serve food/beverages would be in violation of NYC Heath Codes if it were real pee.

    • Snotty permalink
      December 6, 2009 6:26 pm

      But if it were fake pee, it would be in violation of NYC Tranny Performance Art Code.

  5. Smartie permalink
    December 4, 2009 11:37 pm

    Is that Jim dude on drugs?

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 5, 2009 1:59 am

      No! And Jim is my friend. He’s awesome. Trust me. (I’m slapping you on the wrist right now.)

      • Smartie permalink
        December 5, 2009 5:53 pm

        I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one. He is annoying.

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