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ABC would probably dislike this Adam Lambert Fan Art

December 5, 2009

Oh brother. Here we go with some AMA-inspired Adam Lambert S&M Tard Art

If the artist did this from scratch, they’re a very good digital illustrator…of course, I still winced a bit…mainly because I worry about those candles. They’re gonna get knocked down and I don’t want anyone set on fire.

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  1. talkamongyourselves permalink
    December 7, 2009 9:46 am

    Again, there’s no such thing as “a Glambert” anymore. It’s interesting that you choose to target random quotes on the internet that you attribute to older fans or those that meet your narrative of “sparkle cows” like on the GLAAD thread. BTW,not a single one of those quotes comes up on google except to hit HERE.

    Meanwhile, the really douche chilling crap comes from ONTD_AI, the younger misfits who claim they keep their cray on the comm.

    Maybe you think their lunacy is cute. Like these random samples tweeted TO AL & the band just yesterday.

    unlocked porn I altered the @names so it doesn’t repeatedly google:

    http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/496129.html another Adommy fanfic. Me thinks @tommyjoooratliff & @adamambert should read it to lol about 2 hours ago from web
    glamerizemeeeadam
    Rebecca Hunt

    and this gem:

    @tommyjoeeeatliff GET IN ME about 11 hours ago from web

    Yeah, you’re selectively following. Just like people do with politics.

    • blacklisted permalink
      December 7, 2009 11:06 am

      Denial is just a river in Egypt, isn’t it dear?

    • auntieaimee permalink
      December 7, 2009 11:35 am

      What the hell is this talkamongyourselves person yammering about? I don’t get it.

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 7, 2009 12:58 pm

      How so? That shit is also disturbing. I never said it WASN’T. And if I do a post on sick fan fic in the near future, I’ll certainly use the “Adommy” stuff as an example.

    • Isidra permalink
      December 7, 2009 4:47 pm

      It’s always funny to see the various Adam-fan groups constantly pointing fingers at one another as to who are the real “crazies.”

      Here’s a tip. If you don’t want to spend the rest of your life having to go around yelling “Well, at least we’re not as crazy as THEM!” or “Stop blaming us, THEY’RE the ones doing it!” maybe you should actually get your group to act like sane people.

      Or you know, don’t be in a group at all and just be a fan. Then you can enjoy the guy you like without being over-defensive about everything else.

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 7, 2009 5:05 pm

        If this was facebook, I’d hit the “like” button right now.

        • Isidra permalink
          December 7, 2009 7:15 pm

          Aw. 🙂

          I feel so bad for you sane fans. It must be incredibly frustrating!

  2. lauren722 permalink
    December 7, 2009 12:24 am

    Somebody just tweeted this. I must follow the wrong people. I am scared and shocked that a switchblade would ever be used in that sort of fashion. I am now even more frightened of Adommy than I was before…
    http://zillah-slash.livejournal.com/47614.html

  3. Claire permalink
    December 5, 2009 11:29 pm

    I just saw an old episode of Pop-Up Video on VH1 Classic not too long ago. They played Meatloaf’s I Would Do Anything For Love, and this tard art made me think of that video.

    • sosad permalink
      December 6, 2009 4:08 am

      Yes it does, or

      Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version:

      pretty rad.

  4. Steph permalink
    December 5, 2009 8:22 pm

    I kinda can’t stop looking at it. It’s awful and good all in the same breath.

    My first thought of the guy doing the “groping” was that he had some scary back hair.

    Even though I know it is supposed to be a tattoo, I still look at it and think it is creepy back hair. It makes laugh harder.

  5. Sherena permalink
    December 5, 2009 5:57 pm

    Oh yay, some pretty tard art for a change! The guy in the middle is kind of weird looking, though. I hope that isn’t meant to be Adam. But I like the staircases and the subtle-ish hint of fire in the background and the candles, even if they do set somebody on fire at some point 🙂

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 5, 2009 6:29 pm

      Uh…the guy in the middle is Lambert, can’t you tell? He’s in the center and getting felt up while singing.

      • sosad permalink
        December 5, 2009 6:36 pm

        “Uh…the guy in the middle is Lambert, can’t you tell? He’s in the center and getting felt up while singing.”

        um, sigh.

      • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
        December 5, 2009 8:51 pm

        Whoever drew this isn’t a real Glambert. The pants aren’t tight enough and there is no evidence of the Glambulge.

      • Sherena permalink
        December 5, 2009 11:01 pm

        NO I CAN’T TELL. B/c he looks Indian and he’s skinnier than Adam and none of the features are right. If it’s meant to be Adam then it fails… and I like the art so I don’t want to consider it a failure… so I’ll just assume Adam is hiding up one of the staircases. ^___^

        • Isidra permalink
          December 7, 2009 4:42 pm

          🙂 It’s nice to know some fans aren’t in denial about Adam’s features.

          He’s a good looking guy, but when I hear certain (read: delusional) fans going on and on about how skinny he is, for example. I can’t help but wonder if they’re really fans of the guy at all.

          I tend to think real fans actually know what the guy looks like.

          (It is really pretty otherwise though)

      • Smartie permalink
        December 6, 2009 12:22 am

        No really, where is he?

        • TopIdol permalink
          December 6, 2009 12:34 am

          When is tard art ever 100% accurate? You have to look for other visual clues!!!

          • Smartie permalink
            December 6, 2009 4:28 pm

            Ohhhh so he IS at the top of the stairs, just out of shot.

  6. Smartie permalink
    December 5, 2009 5:54 pm

    So where’s Madam? Is he out back, or up the stairs? I don’t see him.

  7. lauren722 permalink
    December 5, 2009 5:03 pm

    I actually really like this. Sorry TI.

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 5, 2009 5:10 pm

      Hey, I said it was good quality, didn’t I?

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 5, 2009 5:13 pm

        You did. I just know how you feel about fan-art 😛

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