The Moppet of Beelzebub meets the Glittery God from Planet Fierce
The Moppet of Beelzebub (aka Justin Bieber) teaches Adam Lambert how to pound it and then blow it up. It happened at one of those Jingle Balls. This must be why we’ve had the most extreme weather fronts hit the northeast. Thundersnow sorts of nonsense. I imagine it was all cause by this meeting of hair products and internet-fueled hype.
Funny, you have the kid who sends tweens and prostitots into a tizzy and the friend of Dorothy who has caused menopausal ladies everywhere to blast psychotic missives alleging homophobia to anyone on the interweb who might doubt his glittery fierceness.
Now Adam Lambert seems really nice in this video! I like this Adam Lambert, although I kind of wanted him to beat the crap out of The Moppet of Beelzebub, or at least muss that ridiculous blow-dried hair. The Moppet of Beelzebub, and this is the first time I’ve heard him speak, well, the Moppet of Beelzebub is a douchebag midget. He could use some of Lambert’s glittery glitterness, which says a lot. Seriously. My life was better off before I actually witnessed the Moppet of Beelzebub Justin Bieber in all his coiffed-midget glory. I want to drop kick the Moppet right now although you know that pip squeak is gonna go the way of the Dodo bird, Willie Ames and Leif Garrett by the time he’s 20. But I still want to kick his ass NOW because he’s such an irritating mini-douche. Better yet, I want Playgirl model Alan Thicke to do it.