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Adam Lambert’s Glambulge Speaks

December 19, 2009

Personifying Adam Lambert’s package is oh-so very wrong. Especially when you make the Glambulge speak about the upcoming Kradison show in NYC. (You see, Glamberts perceive the NYC over Little Rock victory as being Lambert over Allen…because that’s just the thought process…)

(Thanks, Lauren! You’re such a good egg.)

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  1. cimi permalink
    December 22, 2009 4:30 am

    Should I be ashamed to say that I am a glambulge addict?? I love Adam and all his Accroutements. yeah, I know, sp.
    I didn’t watch the video cuz my server isn’t working right. I do love Adam though. I’m not even sure why. I just do.
    I guess I’m a true glambulge, oh, uh, I mean glambert..glamgal. glamfan. whatever. I love his music his style and his persona.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 23, 2009 6:01 am

      cimi, the boy has it going on! You have good taste. πŸ™‚

    • Lauren permalink
      December 23, 2009 12:04 pm

      Hey you know we’re all just a little messed up in the head. I know what you mean. It’s totally cool. Embrace your inner tard. I don’t see you going the way of the BSC fans.

  2. Gus permalink
    December 22, 2009 1:11 am

    Well, after seeing the album cover, I don’t think anyone can convince me that Adam is not a drag queen. What a pathetic piece of work. So sad the eye and lip paint are so important to him.

    But another thing is that whole AI group of producers and writers. They stink. The only good song on the album is from the Movie 2012.

    If your looking for Glam (whatever that means), there is Lady Gaga. Now she is really entertaining. The songs on Adam’s album are just a bunch of words screamed out. Not a hint of a melody.

  3. Full Tilt permalink
    December 21, 2009 9:38 pm

    Thanks, Lauren! Merry Christmas to you, sweetie! You’re always such a joy to have on the site.

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 21, 2009 9:42 pm

      I love Lauren. Sometimes I forget she’s a teenager. Such sense for a young girl.

      • Lauren permalink
        December 21, 2009 9:44 pm

        You have no idea how much both of you just brightened my day πŸ˜€
        <3s to all!

        • Mithra permalink
          December 21, 2009 10:29 pm

          Yes Lauren, you are a very smart girl. Time to be even smarter and RUN RUN RUN as fast as you can from the sparkle cows, glamtards, and Adam’s poseur career πŸ˜€ Start listening to real music before you lose your hearing!

          I just caught up on the KISS interview and comments section on MJs where they mentioned they heard Michael Jackson mentioned him. All THAT Jackson said (and Adam was honest here) was that he saw his performance, cetainly the entire MJ tribute show, and expressed wanting to meet him. The sparkle cows have taken the as MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED TO WORK WITH ADAM!!!11!!!!ZOMG!!!


          • 8sourcandy permalink
            December 21, 2009 10:37 pm

            I don’t know why you listen to them. Clearly, they are delusional. You know what is and isn’t true, why get so invested in their crap? Is it really worth the aggravation?

          • Lauren permalink
            December 21, 2009 10:56 pm

            Psh Adam is real music! I agree with the thing about the sparklecows though.

  4. Full Tilt permalink
    December 21, 2009 8:43 pm

    Sorry, ladies, I didn’t mean to be harsh. It just seems like every site I visit, I see women acting like Adam might at some point turn straight though he’s made it VERY clear that he’s gay. I really don’t understand why people can’t seem to respect his decision to be what he wants to be. I understand the tendency to drool because he IS an attractive man and since it’s Christmas, drool away! I sure hope this dies down soon though, because it is SO annoying. I wish I didn’t feel that way but felt like I had the right to say what I think. Wow, no one’s actually ever accused me of being harsh before.

    • Lauren permalink
      December 21, 2009 9:06 pm

      It’s ok. For the record, none of us think we could ever turn Adam straight. While we might dream of being the girl he decides to experiment with, we know that’s not going to happen. Well, at least I do.
      Exactly, he gorgeous so even though I am not of the preferred gender, I still drool πŸ™‚
      Consider yourself completely forgiven πŸ˜€

      • December 22, 2009 5:00 am

        Lauren I would say that you are the Little Miss Sunshine of this site if that didnt sound condescending. But you know what I mean. Muah! πŸ™‚

        • Lauren permalink
          December 22, 2009 12:46 pm

          From the movie? That girl’s awesome! Not condescending at all! Words cannot describe my love for that movie.

          • December 22, 2009 4:39 pm

            That WAS an awesome movie – I watched it for the first time last year. Sooo funny and touching. But the title for Little Miss Sunshine was originally attributed to the wholesome singin, smilin and dancin cutie lil Miss Shirley Temple whose dimples and curls lit up the whole world. I am not sure if she made a film of that title but that is what she was often referred as. I suppose was aiming for an amalgamation of the two tho with less curly Shirley and nearer to the more current, witty, real and warm version.

            • Lauren permalink
              December 22, 2009 5:43 pm

              Aw Shirley Temple was adorable πŸ™‚
              But yes, I definitely say I’m more like the new “Little Miss Sunshine” ❀ u Lamberkitten.

    • December 22, 2009 3:38 am

      Thats a bit mean only allowing til Xmas – can you stretch that festive drool allowance over to New Year? It’s just that Adam is playing ten songs at the NY Gridlock event and it might be televised – indiscriminate droolage is forecast. Would advise an umbrella πŸ™‚

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 22, 2009 4:19 am

        On the sidebar it said “Lamberkitten on Adam Lambert’s Glambulge” and I had to smile. πŸ™‚

      • TopIdol permalink
        December 22, 2009 4:32 am

        I was actually quite impressed with Lambert on Leno tonight. I typically loathe Leno, but I actually ENJOYED their little chat. While I don’t think Lambert has the same natural wit as HBD, I thought he came off VERY likable tonight, more so than in other interviews I’ve seen.

    • December 22, 2009 4:51 am

      I only said quite harsh too. Is just had read a dearth of similar lately and phew, as much as there are probably some who might seriously think they may have a shot with Bulgie (the drunken girl after one of the concerts certainly thought she had a chance when she tried to tongue him and slipped him her number πŸ™‚ ) the majority know for sure its never gonna happen and just have a little fun playing with the Glambulge – so to speak πŸ™‚

  5. December 21, 2009 6:28 pm

    To be honest lauren fulltilt was quite harsh too. I get sick of hearing how Adam wont go near any gals vayjay etc. Lordy, really, is Adam gay? Would never have guessed! There again, don’t suppose, Brad Pitt will ever come inspect my inside thigh either. Doesnt make me drool over him any less though. Get a life those who ridicule those who find Adam attractive. We KNOW he is GAY and will never WANT us. Sweet lord it is just fun and fantasy! So when guys salivate over a well endowed lesbian is that EWWW? Aaaaarrrrgh!!!!

    • Lauren permalink
      December 21, 2009 6:46 pm

      Oh you have to know I completely agree with you Lamberkitten. It’s just usually 8sourcandy is a bit nicer when debating. Haha, don’t you remember my fascination with Kradam πŸ™‚ Yum.

      • Lila permalink
        February 15, 2010 11:05 pm

        Hahaha my fascination with Kradam still flickers. Despite it being completely ridiculous it’s the happiest place to be in this fandom: completely delusional and completely aware of it! πŸ˜€

        • Lauren permalink
          February 16, 2010 6:47 pm


  6. Full Tilt permalink
    December 21, 2009 6:14 pm

    Sorry, I’m still ROFL over the “Adam’s illustrious career” remark! You’re a scream, 8sourcandy! His illustrious career will start fizzing about the time Idol 9 starts airing. But you have fun with your obsession until he crashes and burns.

    And Merry Christmas to you!

    • Lauren permalink
      December 21, 2009 6:48 pm

      Aw, no need to be cruel. Personally I think Adam will have a successful career, but no one really knows.
      Happy Holidays πŸ˜‰

  7. Full Tilt permalink
    December 21, 2009 6:12 pm

    Harsh is right! Since when are people not allowed to express their anti-Lambert sentiments here? I don’t dispute that he can sing, but the rest of his persona is a huge turn-off. And before you start with the homophobe stuff, don’t even bother. I couldn’t care less about his sexual orientation as long as he quits trying to shove it down my throat ala the AMAs. Inappropriate and stupid.

    8sourcandy, knock yourself out salivating over Lambert and his bulge. Just don’t be surprised when people with sense think it’s idiotic behavior.

    • Lauren permalink
      December 21, 2009 6:44 pm

      I was saying you were homophobic, just incorrect. Whether you like Adam or not, he’s not a drag queen. That’s all.

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 21, 2009 9:26 pm

      And Lambert is a self-hating ginger.

      • Lauren permalink
        December 21, 2009 9:40 pm


      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 21, 2009 10:27 pm

        I don’t know why he can’t embrace that part of himself. Ginger is lovely.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 21, 2009 9:59 pm

      I am a sexually liberated woman with a healthy appreciation of Mr. Lambert and his assets. However, I can assure you my lust isn’t limited to just that. πŸ˜‰

  8. Full Tilt permalink
    December 21, 2009 2:34 pm

    “Adam isn’t a drag queen!” Are you freaking kidding me? He wears more makeup than most of the women I know put together. Not to mention dead objects on the shoulders of his outfits and outlandish shoes. If he’s not a drag queen, I hope to God I never meet one!

    As the “Glambulge,” the whole concept is so EWWW that it’s kind of nauseating. The fact that he wouldn’t touch any of these women with someone else’s dick is actually the funniest part of all this fruitless (pun intended) salivating over his bulge (which frankly isn’t that impressive anyway). I hate going to FaceBook these days because there’s usually some delusional post-menopausal Sparkle Cow drooling over Lambie and his accomplishments, looks, bulge, yada yada yada.

    • Lauren permalink
      December 21, 2009 4:05 pm

      No, I’m not kidding you. Wearing makeup does not make you a drag queen. Drag queens are men who dress like women and usually consider themselves female. Adam isn’t trying to change his gender with his makeup and “weird” clothing so thus my comment stands.

      • TopIdol permalink
        December 21, 2009 9:24 pm

        No, but he is trying to change his GINGERNESS.

        He’s a self-hating ginger!

        • Lauren permalink
          December 21, 2009 9:40 pm

          True but completely unrelated! lol

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 21, 2009 4:14 pm

      Seriously, if Top Idol had a year-end list I would nominate you for most backward-thinking idiot commenter. You would be a shoe in. I hope Adam’s illustrious career is a thorn in your bigoted side for the rest of your life.

      Happy Holidays!

      • Lauren permalink
        December 21, 2009 4:18 pm


      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 21, 2009 4:24 pm

        That was for ‘full tilt’!

        • Lauren permalink
          December 21, 2009 4:28 pm

          I know! I was saying it was harsh.

      • TopIdol permalink
        December 21, 2009 9:23 pm

        Ooooh. I know you were spouting off Adam Lambert stuff, but I’m stuck on YEAR-END LIST. Good idea!

        • Lauren permalink
          December 21, 2009 9:39 pm

          And obviously your favorite follower at the end of the year would be me!

  9. Gus permalink
    December 20, 2009 2:27 pm

    How do you people find a drag queen sexy?

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 20, 2009 5:36 pm

      Wait, who are you talking about? Adam isn’t a drag queen…

  10. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 20, 2009 12:34 pm

    The Glambulge even has it’s own Christmas Carole.

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 20, 2009 12:37 pm

      Hahaha. Oh my.

    • December 20, 2009 12:44 pm

      I can’t believe I watched that. See what happens when I’m bored and snowed in.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 20, 2009 1:29 pm

        Me too! πŸ™‚

    • LeighKat permalink
      December 20, 2009 1:49 pm

      THAT was all kinds of wrong!

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 20, 2009 2:06 pm

        Yea, but what was your favorite part?

  11. LeighKat permalink
    December 20, 2009 12:00 pm

    This is disgusting

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 20, 2009 12:20 pm

      I know, isn’t it great?

  12. Isabelle permalink
    December 20, 2009 2:39 am

    You know, I love Adam and I like Kris but their fringe fans (I HOPE they’re fringe fans) are really hurting them. And I don’t know how the women tittering over photos like this don’t see how demeaning it is to someone they claim to “adore.” You know, these are actual people you are “adoring” by going on and on about the fit of their pants and posting photos of their crotches with giggling comments. You are REALLY not helping these artists in their efforts to be taken seriously by the industry. (I know I might as well be talking to myself – oy).

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 20, 2009 8:26 pm

      I have actually grappled with those feelings. As a feminist it is not lost on me that it is degrading to Adam when I objectify him. On the other hand, this is how he chooses to present himself and connect with his audience.

      I am conflicted about it.

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 20, 2009 10:01 pm

        I really never thought about it that way. *And the guilt sets in*

  13. kimberly permalink
    December 20, 2009 1:22 am

    I guess the glamberts think they personally won the contest for New York all by themselves. Anything to keep Kris from winning, I guess. The only thing that makes me laugh is that most won’t be getting to the concert — need to win tickets and live within a 50 mile radius of the city. I’m about 90 miles away. Oh well… I wonder if they know.

    Kris and arm porn! I’ve seen this. They go crazy over his biceps and pecs. I have to say the guy is pretty buff. Not too hard on the eyes at all.

    What they hell kind of pants is Adam wearing? Fugly.

    • kimberly permalink
      December 20, 2009 1:28 am

      Sorry, didn’t read the NY CONCERT POST. I am a bit too late to the party. It will be interesting to read about all the sparkle cows’ machinations to get tickets. I’m sure they’d literally sell their souls if they could.

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 20, 2009 2:09 am

        I would see my soul for a ticket πŸ˜€
        I voted for NYC because it was closer than Little Rock. Too bad its still not close enough. If anyone here wins and doesn’t know who to give the other ticket to…

    • spinningfasterandfastertonowhere permalink
      December 20, 2009 1:36 am

      I agree. About two weeks ago Sparkle Cows were having a fit because LR was winning.

      The city that was coming in 2nd place by about 500 votes was NYC. So they devised a plan to mass vote for NYC because Adam’s hometown of Los Angeles and San Diego were not voting for him so they took it upon themselves to twitter, email and tell every Sparkle Cow to vote for NYC.

      Oh I read the threads.

      It was not because NYC wanted Adam. So don’t be fooled to think that NYC voted for Adam.

      It was because Sparkle Cows were still in their fan war with Kris. I read the threads where they twittered all the rest of the Sparkle Cows and asked them to CREATE SEVERAL EMAIL ACCOUNTS to vote for NYC. Just like it is only a few Sparkle Cows who are buying thousands of cds and itunes videos, it is only several Sparkle Cows who have no lives who created hundreds of email accounts to vote for NYC.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 20, 2009 10:53 am

        I thought everyone wanted NY because it is the easiest for most people to get to. I read somewhere that most of Adam’s fans are in the North East.

        • lauren722 permalink
          December 20, 2009 12:08 pm

          I actually think that’s true.
          Though he gets more radio-play in Israel than he does in the US. Someone told me “For Your Entertainment” hit number 1 over there. I thought that was kinda funny.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 20, 2009 10:50 am

      Kimberly, did you just state that you thought Adam was buff?

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 20, 2009 6:31 pm

      There are at least 10 people who I know of who regularly read this blog and:

      a) live in NYC
      b) are Kris Allen fans.

      Big deal that Little Rock wanted it. They’re proud of the kid and that stuff is a much bigger deal in the South. Where was San Diego on that list? I’ve always noticed how during the Idol season, whenever they get their big trip home when they’re down to 3, the governors always come out to meet them. Except in California. (I recall this with Katharine McPhee, not just Adam Lambert) It’s just not as big a deal in these places.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 20, 2009 8:45 pm

        I always thought that Adam’s homecoming should have been in LA. San Diego folks were not very enthusiastic. I think his LA friends would have made a more colorful and exciting homecoming. Think Drag Queens and assless chaps!

        I said to my ex-girlfriend after that episode that I thought Kris was going to win because his hometown seemed more enthusiastic.

  14. spinningfasterandfastertonowhere permalink
    December 20, 2009 12:21 am

    Why are women obsessing over a ‘bulge’ that is not interested in them?

    Adam’s bulge would not even get hard at the sight of any vajayjay. I think his bulge was more interested in Kris then it was in any female Glambert.


    • spinningfasterandfastertonowhere permalink
      December 20, 2009 12:32 am

      Many Sparkle Cows have stated they dislike the way Kris looks, yet Adam has said that Kris IS his type…lol Apparently Adam’s “glambulge” is more interested in banging Kris than any Glambert vaj.

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 20, 2009 1:01 am

      I agree with this. Yet this is also why many of the Glamberts are so interested in the bulge. Have you ever read a slash?

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 20, 2009 10:44 am

      Adam’s appeal is not in his fuckability but in his presentation. Kris is as likely to be interested in having sex with spinningfasterandfastertonowhere as Adam would be in having sex with me or any girl. That doesn’t mean spinningfasterandfastertonowhere can’t enjoy all the many delightful attributes Kris has to offer including, but not limited, to his package.

      I don’t know why there is this ridiculous notion that Adam being gay makes desiring him exceptionally delusional. It’s no more delusional than desiring any other famous person. They are ALL off limits. Making themselves desirable to the masses is part of their job. Adam just happens to be very good at his job. πŸ™‚

      I would equate Adam’s bulge with Angelina Jolies’ mouth, in terms of it’s aesthetic appeal. Powerful. Luscious. Provocative.

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 20, 2009 11:45 am

        But Angelina’s mouth is yucky!

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          December 20, 2009 12:08 pm

          I love her mouth.

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            December 20, 2009 12:17 pm

            That is all I like about her.

  15. Brett permalink
    December 19, 2009 9:54 pm

    I can’t believe they’ve named a rolled-up tubesock.

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 19, 2009 10:27 pm

      GRRRR!!! πŸ˜›

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 19, 2009 10:39 pm

        Tubesock my ass.

    • Lila permalink
      February 15, 2010 11:11 pm

      BAHAHAH I don’t agree with you but I couldn’t help but burst out laughing. now my mother is eyeing me suspiciously and wondering why french homework is so funny.

  16. December 19, 2009 9:07 pm

    Eh it’s not that impressive. Don’t think it’s needs a name of it’s own.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      December 19, 2009 10:24 pm

      It has it’s own twitter account.

      • lauren722 permalink
        December 19, 2009 10:27 pm

        There are two actually…One of them tweets sexual messages to Kris I believe…:)

        • Lila permalink
          February 15, 2010 11:12 pm

          though that’s kind of wonderful in a creepy way.

          • Lauren permalink
            February 16, 2010 6:45 pm

            Hi Lila! Does this mean you are a Kradam shipper? *wink*
            TI, don’t kill me please!

      • Lila permalink
        February 15, 2010 11:11 pm

        DEAR GOD.

  17. lee permalink
    December 19, 2009 8:51 pm

    I’m getting so tired of this guy-when’s his fifteen over?

  18. December 19, 2009 8:02 pm

    don’t act so surprised. david cook fans named and claimed his parts too. i’m sure someone out there claimed kris’ dick too. it’s an idol phenom.

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 19, 2009 9:59 pm

      Oh, I know…its ridiculous.

      And I want to throw things every time I see “arm porn”.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        December 19, 2009 10:23 pm

        There is also nose porn, lip porn, eye brow porn, freckle porn and hand porn.

        Personally, I don’t need my porn that organized. πŸ™‚

      • Trish permalink
        December 20, 2009 11:59 am

        See, I see things like that as being kid of wry, like “kitchen porn” or “shoe porn” because, ya know, there’s absolutely nothing pornographic about them. And while I will confess to occasionally lusting after Adam Lambert’s footwear, I find neither his “package” nor Angelina Jolie’s lips the least bit provocative.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          December 20, 2009 12:06 pm

          Thank you for sharing your feelings.

          • Trish permalink
            December 21, 2009 2:18 pm

            You’re welcome! Anything to make you happy.

    • on the edge permalink
      December 20, 2009 2:11 am

      “i’m sure someone out there claimed kris’ dick too.”

      Someone did… his wife.

      • erinnthered permalink
        December 20, 2009 3:08 am

        Good one, on the edge. πŸ™‚

      • Lila permalink
        February 15, 2010 11:13 pm


  19. Trish permalink
    December 19, 2009 7:54 pm

    I feel a little sick after seeing that. Maybe it was the masala I ate, though. Are we sure we’re not dealing with prosthetics here?

  20. freedavidcook permalink
    December 19, 2009 6:27 pm

    Ugh! So so wrong!

  21. Claire permalink
    December 19, 2009 6:26 pm

    Its name is Bulgie? Wow.

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 19, 2009 6:28 pm

      No that’s the nickname. The real name is Glambulge!
      Haha this is so messed up.

  22. 8sourcandy permalink
    December 19, 2009 5:44 pm

    That is impressive. πŸ™‚

  23. Mysterioso permalink
    December 19, 2009 5:33 pm

    Just like the Claymates, they have named his crotch. I wonder if there are websites devoted to his various body parts like Clay. I’m afraid to look.

    • lauren722 permalink
      December 19, 2009 5:37 pm

      At least devoted to the Glambulge…all the other parts are claimed even if they don’t have individual sites.

  24. December 19, 2009 5:24 pm

    I threw up in my mouth a little. Good times.

  25. lauren722 permalink
    December 19, 2009 5:20 pm

    I know I am!
    Just keep showering me in compliments πŸ™‚

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