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Are Constantine Maroulis fans are spamming the president of New Line Cinema?

December 20, 2009

Years after Constantine Maroulis left a grease stain on American Idol, his remaining handful of ever-devoted frauen are still spamming media outlets and other industry types in an effort to show the power of Walking VD’s HUGE fanbase. (And no, I’m not talking about Miley Cyrus and her mother.)

Today, the NY Daily News reported this tidbit in their Gossip Roundup:

… New Line president, Toby Emmerich, is being swamped with faxes and e-mails from fans of Constantine Maroulis. They’re demanding the “American Idol” heart-throb get the role of Drew in the movie version of “Rock of Ages,” based on the Broadway play Maroulis currently stars in…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A friend of Constantine Maroulis thought it would be really funny to pee on his bottle of MOUTH FUNGUS medicine. Yup. He was right. It IS really funny.

I estimate there are no more than 15-30 women responsible for every single one of these emails and telephone calls. While I can only wish to read one of those eloquent emails or faxes allegedly sent to a high-powered film executive, a girl can only dream. But seriously, Confrau, fess up.

I never demanded anything.
I simply pointed out a few facts.

When are they going to cast that movie anyway?

Ah ha! So it wasn’t just an elaborate PR stunt now was it?

I can’t help but think the item in the NY Daily News was fed to them via PR folk for either Constantine/ROA. But I don’t think it’s a bad thing… except that I’m with Cal. I didn’t “demand” anything. I asked them to consider giving Constantine a shot at the role. But IMO, saying his fans are “demanding” that he be cast as Drew is simply a way of making the item more dramatic/interesting. It’s kind of what journalists are supposed to do. *g*

Ok, so that’s two…Hey, while I honestly DO NOT spend most of my time following the hilarious antics of Idol fantards, I must say that the small group of remaining Greasy Constantine fans still provide lots of amusement. It’s more than the fact I think the guy has little talent. It’s the fact that he is a DOUCHEBAG. A complete and utter narcissistic douchebag. I don’t care if he somehow landed a starring role in a CHEESY AS ALL HELL Broadway shit fest that only sells tickets because you can booze it up DURING the show AND the fact that people are obsessed with the world’s most overplayed song — Don’t Stop Believing. I don’t care that he managed to get a Tony nomination…because the economic crisis limited the amount of new shows. Constantine Maroulis is a despicable douchebag and has proven this fact time and time again — even if you ignore his patented “rawk hands” displayed in every ridiculous photo of him and his greasy, leering mug. Here are a few (public) highlights:

I could go on and on and on, but I’m tired. And I have better things to do.

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21 Comments leave one →
  1. reallyappalled permalink
    December 25, 2009 9:01 pm

    No I got a kicker for u this nasty bastard won broadway star of the year!!!!! w t f?
    how, why and who did he do to get that? Omg there were so many other deserving stars hugh jackman for starters (coughs) billy elliot kids wtf I dont get it? You know something topidol ur right he is a nasty douche and take that pick down um losing my appetite dam. Omg I cant understnd how the rest of the world cannot get pass the do me eyes and tight pants i did shyt. That was so 5 yrs ago and he mentioned that people still talk about the miley thing….god I heard she had alcohol at the party and is denying it i hope he didnt try anything whats the world coming to? Oh and he is not getting that part I would love to see anyone but him get the part because he is not johnny depp but the average woman thinks hes the next best thing. Wow

    • squeezy permalink
      December 27, 2009 11:53 am

      Because his fraus (all 20 of them) literally sat on that poll for over a week, voting over and over and over again. Hugh Jackman fans aren’t that … overinvested.

      Among all Broadway actors, Constantine has the most overzealous fans with nothing but time to spam polls, hands down.

  2. Mithra permalink
    December 22, 2009 7:34 pm

    And they still buy him shit. I swear I think he tweeted a Christmas list a few days ago:

    hmm NBA LIVE ’10 for xbox 360, a nice shower radio, black calvins large, good wine and vodka, vintage glassware 🙂

    😀

  3. Full Tilt permalink
    December 22, 2009 3:29 pm

    I have to laugh that this was posted several days ago and only has 17 responses. I honestly believe this loser has lost way more fans than he ever made during his “career.” However, though his followers may be few in numbers, they are deafeningly loud when singing his praises. Hard to compute, I know, but apparently they are THAT invested. Or maybe they’ve been arguing his merits with their family/friends for so long that they’re embarrassed to fold up their tents and slink away.

  4. cinemaniac86 permalink
    December 22, 2009 12:50 am

    Oh fuck. Next comes the Oscar campaign. Can’t you see it? The TL;DR diatribes about Constantshit being the next Jennifer Hudson?

  5. Gary permalink
    December 21, 2009 7:02 pm

    What is wrong with you people? Grow the hell up and get a life. Do you have any idea how ignorant you sound?

    • Smartie permalink
      December 21, 2009 11:49 pm

      I wonder which frau ‘Gary’ is. Cal? Is that you, Cheryl Douche?

      • TopIdol permalink
        December 21, 2009 11:57 pm

        I know its not the cute little snail who lives with Spongebob.

        • Smartie permalink
          December 22, 2009 12:19 am

          NJ IP = Cheryl Douchebag

          • erinnthered permalink
            December 22, 2009 1:18 am

            I think I met her by accident once. *shudder*

            I know that no matter what obscurity other contestants fall into, Connie will always be famewhoring it up enough for some good lulz. Wouldn’t be surprised if Cheryl told people that Constantgrease wanted them to spam Emmerich. A good BSC never changes.

  6. xenu permalink
    December 21, 2009 1:30 pm

    There’s also this gem where he talks about how hilarious it is to make homeless people dance for money–from an article in the New York Post, “New York’s Weirdest Entourage”, on page 3 of the article at:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/item_MelN7nCDt0oabIpAljuKrM

    ==========

    Constantine Maroulis

    Age: 31

    Profession: Actor/singer

    Known for: Getting voted out sixth place on season four of “American Idol.” Currently starring on “The Bold and the Beautiful.”

    Memorable “entourage” moment: “There were many nights at Stereo last summer where it was crazy. I remember one night we left the pool hall, me, Jay, Jay’s friend Phil from Long Island and Cabrera. We passed this huge building site with big tin walls and aluminum fences, and Phil was acting crazy and doing his best “Jackass” impression, and he was running straight into an aluminum fence. It was insane. We were laughing and he was hurting himself. All of a sudden, this huge homeless man opens the fence door. This was his house, and Jay put his arm around the guy and started charming him, and the next thing you know the guy is hanging out, dancing with us, he’s doing stuff for money. It was hilarious.”

  7. kimberly permalink
    December 21, 2009 12:07 pm

    I read the Village Voice article and you were right, I do thank you so very much for pointing the way to it. Talk about history repeating itself, just insert another name, another face from one year to the next. The article was sad and amusing. Was it the start of Season 5 that left him out in the cold? The world on to Hicks, McPhee and Daughtry?

    I love this writer. Each detail was perfection, a story told through keen observation, from the apartment to the fantard book of poetry with the misspelling of “heAls to toes”, Paula’s behavior with Constantine, so, so similar to her behavior with Gokey and Lambert. Tears, Paula? Really?

    Certainly puts things in perspective. But, unfortunately the writer is only preaching to the choir. The ones that need to see the light, never will, another flock of the misguided, blinded yet again by another self-proclaimed ROCK GOD.

    I’m saving this article to read again. Thank you, Top Idol.

  8. Brett permalink
    December 21, 2009 10:58 am

    Ahh, that Village Voice article never fails to be awesome.

  9. pattyluponey permalink
    December 21, 2009 10:51 am

    I always worry now that the economy is so bad, the only performing job I’ll be able to get will be the Rock of Ages tour…

    and now I must go gouge my eyes out with a spoon after seeing the top shirtless pic…he’s disgusting.

  10. WooAmanda permalink
    December 21, 2009 1:59 am

    Dude is so skeevy he makes my teeth itch. I do find it amusing he still has fans–even more amusing they think they can dictate what he gets to do.

  11. Mithra permalink
    December 21, 2009 12:46 am

    Was that interview the one ho did at the season 7 finale? That was a beauty. Not only did he say Gaspy was gay, but that Sanjaya was the gayest this on the show since Clay (who was still not out at the time), and that Taylor and KatPee were such douchebags no one would touch them or something like that. This was right after Blake Lewis’s radio tour of terror trying to get attention for his tanking CD, the one where he went after AI, Clive Davis, and bragged about making Sanjaya his bitch and locking him in a closet as well. Good times! I bet Blake was relieve Constantcrap took some of the douche pressure off him.

    There were calls from all over for Constantine to be fired from his Idol gig. He lucked out getting that then off broadway Rock of Ages job so it became a non issue.

    • Mithra permalink
      December 21, 2009 12:49 am

      Ugh, I type like crap.

      There is no casino video left? No one SAVED THIS? There was also a hilarious ad for the big event.

  12. Smartie permalink
    December 21, 2009 12:02 am

    I hope Judyes finds another parrot to street team Constantine onto. And Lea writes those film makers lots and lots of lovely letters.

    Teenage butt sex?

    http://chestertheass.wordpress.com

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 21, 2009 12:04 am

      I think that ChesterTheAss needs to be optimized for constantine maroulis butt sex so its the first thing that pops up in Google.

  13. LeighKat permalink
    December 20, 2009 11:56 pm

    Didn’t know about the “teenage butt sex”. I would say “eeeewwwww” but, I’ve been saying that about this dude from the moment I was assaulted with his image on the internet (didn’t watch idol back then).

    He literally makes my stomach turn.

  14. freedavidcook permalink
    December 20, 2009 11:31 pm

    LOL…those lunatics never give up. Is L Anne spearheading the publicity for this confloption? Seems like it would be right up her alley.

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