Spamming Fantards Strike Again!!!
You know how Idol fantards just LOVE to spam any and every online poll? Case in point–Broadway.com’s 2009 Star of the Year!
Constantine Maroulis, star of the hit Broadway musical Rock of Ages, has been voted 2009 Broadway.com Star of the Year by readers of the site. Maroulis was the overwhelming choice of more than 25,000 voters for the year’s top honor.
Because seriously, on what planet would the greasiest, skeeviest and most narcissistic contestant in American Idol history beat out such luminaries as:
Nominees included Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman of A Steady Rain, Gavin Creel of Hair, Will Ferrell of You’re Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush, Angela Lansbury of Blithe Spirit and A Little Night Music, Alice Ripley of Next to Normal and Geoffrey Rush of Exit the King.
I imagine fans of Murder, She Wrote and James Bond have better things to do than spam online polls, agreed? While this may have gotten Waking VD a mention on the American Idol website, its really not a big deal, nor is it any indication of him becoming a legitimate thespian. However, I still appreciate the fact that an illustrator named Justin “Squigs” Robinson still managed to capture an honest portrait of THE SKEEVY ASSHAT WHO HAS BUTT SEX WITH TEENAGERS, dontcha think?
Of course, perhaps Constantine Maroulis will always have a future in the underbelly of reality TV? But aren’t you thinking the same thing I am–Tinsley Mortimer probably could have hired someone a lot better.