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Kris Allen sings “Can’t Stay Away” on Billboard’s New Year’s Eve Live

January 1, 2010

Kris Allen performing Can’t Stay Away on Billboard’s New Year’s Eve Live. (I would have watched this on TV but I missed it…but trust me when I say I had a very lame New Year’s Eve. Very lame. I like to ring in every new year by being completely lame.)

I love this damned song. Love it. I also find it hilarious he goes wine tasting and is comfortable enough with his sexuality to take funny photos with his buddy Cale.

Bonus! Here’s a video of HBD performing Live Like We’re Dying.

And I’m sure whomever reads this post most likely already watched these 10x already. I love my little Kristard readers. *throws plaid*

228 Comments leave one →
  1. Swadlecicyday permalink
    February 19, 2010 9:07 pm

    Hi friends

    Just found this great forum and found it really interesting 🙂

    Looking to have some good fun with you guys!

    Regards 🙂

    • Lauren permalink
      February 19, 2010 11:01 pm

      Yayyyy! Hello! Who is your favorite Idol? I hope for your sake it isn’t Gokey…You might not like some of things people have said here 😀

  2. LeighKat permalink
    January 5, 2010 4:31 pm

    Ehem… I see the comments have gone completely off track…

    Those vids were AWESOME!!! Kris Allen and the band KICK ASS!!! Kris Allen is a RAWK GOD!!! Better than ANY OTHER ARTIST THAT HAS EVER LIVED times ELEVENTY!! hehehehhehe!! **Spewing plaid from ears and squeeeeing loudly**

    Errmm.. thanks for the VIDS TI, I missed the performances as I was out having my own New Years celebration but, so so happy I get to watch them here.

    BTW- I am considering taking out a contract on the douchnozzle that compared you to Perez Iliveincelebsasses Hilton. The absolut horror. It can’t be tolerated! 😉

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 5, 2010 10:44 pm

      I still need to see this. I will help pay for the contract. Honestly, getting compared to someone like that is ridiculous. My blog and be a lot of things, but its nothing like Perez fucking Hilton.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 4, 2010 5:42 pm

      I really don’t find him that attractive. Not compared to Kris or Adam. Except there was that one photo that someone posted…
      Meh, maybe I’m weird.

    • deez permalink
      January 4, 2010 5:47 pm

      Cale is resembling Rupert Everett on p 27 in the brown v-neck…Looks good with the stubble on pg 5…not so much w/GF on pg 3…BOOOOOOO to the GF!!!!

  3. Jauntyhat permalink
    January 4, 2010 3:52 am

    What I find delish about the fall of the deranged Planet Fierce Glamberts is asses like Abbysee are always tsk tsking VFTW for being mean. And yet there she is, along with the others bashing away. The only difference is they didn’t, and still don’t have the guts to do it publicly like those here, or VFTW. Cockroaches and cowards, from Q3 to hwc to FifthHouseSun to Anthrogeek to Abbysee to Tess and all the others.

    • January 4, 2010 12:04 pm

      You’re so mean to the glittery alien that we’re going to be mean to YOU! So THERE!

      It’s like high school. But in a little room. Though I guess that happens in high school, too. Heh.

    • deez permalink
      January 4, 2010 12:12 pm

      Now that MJ’s is back, it looks as if we have an “hwc” confirmation:

      “ETA: I found out who was behind that post. Of course, I already had it figured out. The meanspirited tone is unmistakable.

      I just wonder if that post was followed by the flurry of backslapping that would typically follow one of his bon mots here at mjs.”

      And this nice little piece of ass-kissing, lol:

      01/03/2010 at 1:44 am
      I realize that there are people posting at PF who aren’t bat shit cray cray. Complaining about my generalizing is just a way to miss and deflect from the larger point I was making.

      MJ, I am sorry you feel I was complaining. I wasn’t. Like you, I was trying to make a point.

      First, I’m sorry you’re getting blasted by some people.

      But isn’t it to be expected?

      You run a famous blog. You are, believe it or not, a public figure. You get quoted in other blogs and in news articles. If I were you I’d be WORRIED if people WEREN’T talking about me. You have rules and people who don’t understand or don’t like them complain.
      But you put yourself out there and, like Adam or Kris or even Perez Hilton, you’re open to comment, criticism, love and hate. You inspire passion on both sides because people are passionate about the people your blog focuses on.

      If you get mad when people take snipes at you I worry for your health, because I don’t think it’ll stop. There are millions of people who know who you are and a percentage of them isn’t going to like you.
      As Adam says (sorry), It comes with the territory. You need a thicker skin to be a cyber celebrity. And that’s what you are.

      As for VFTW ridiculing PF? Silly, isn’t it?”

      BWahahahaha!!!!! She worries for MJ’s health? LOLOLOL. I’m sure Mj is wiping away the tears at that one! Also why do they continually bring up VFTW? Do they not understand that PF and VFTW are in no way the same sort of site? Hypocrisy is the issue here, that’s one thing you can’t say about VFTW! That is some nice deflecting…surely they aren’t stupid enough to truly not understand the difference.

      • Jauntyhat permalink
        January 4, 2010 1:56 pm

        Adamaloha was part of the “things you can’t say anywhere else thread.” Not at all innocent. Now that I’ve finally gotten a looksy at the mj headlines thread from 1/2, I also saw Abbysee and Q3 and Squirrley and Saga defending themselves. Tsk, tsk, liar liar pants on fire, y’all.

  4. undercooked permalink
    January 4, 2010 12:25 am

    Why is everyone so angry? With MJ’s down, I thought I would see what this site was about since I was one of the confused ones last night at MJ’s. I only go to MJ’s site and am not that familiar with all of the other blogs.

    Buy anyhew, I clicked on the Adam links here and they were all pretty negative about Adam and/or his fans so I am assuming this is primarily a Kris Allen fansite? Which is fine by me, because if people don’t like it, they don’t need to go here.

    But back to basics, is there a headlines thread here? Also, do the Monday Morning Mediabase numbers get posted here as well? Thanks for your help. I’ll try and navigate around to see if I can get familiar with the site.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 4, 2010 12:31 am

      This isn’t a Kris Allen fansite, not in the least.

      I think what MJ does is great, which is why I would never encroach on the things which make her blog so good. It is THE best place to go for news and other headlines. Mine is more tongue-and-cheek, sometimes muckraking, you know, that sort of thing. I know I am RARELY the person to have news first so I work with what I can get. Surprisingly, people read me (I’m as shocked as you must be.)

      I have thought about doing some things with charts, so I will see what I can do for you. But I do thank you for stopping by. Despite everything you’ve heard, I’m actually kind of nice.

      • undercooked permalink
        January 4, 2010 1:36 am

        Well thank you for running this site. It will take me a bit of time to get the flow of it. I just popped out of the Kelly thread and wow, that was intense. I never knew there was so much to fandom and fan clubs.

        Also, in regards to what was said last night at MJ’s, I didn’t see anything negative said about you. There was some confusion as to where the posts came from on my end, but I always knew the negative comments came from posters.

        • Mylifeback permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:09 am

          Undercooked: Glad you came over and took a spin.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 4, 2010 7:28 am

          Thanks for coming here! I’m one of the few Adam fans (Kradam fan actually). Anyway, DON’T GO TO THE KELLY THREAD! That is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in a while. Now that you are out safe and sound, DON’T comment. Scary stuff :/

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 4, 2010 2:47 am

        My first experience reading your blog was the stuff about Mama Castro and the laptops. I love the muckraking stuff. Keep up the good work!

        Also, welcome, undercooked!

    • deez permalink
      January 4, 2010 1:02 am

      I think to some people it may come across that way, but it really isn’t. I’ll admit there are a few people who comment here that have little use for Adam, but it’s their own personal opinion. Most of the snark is directed at Glamberts b/c honestly, they are legion and they asking it for it most of the time. The Adam fans who stick around here are not crazy Glamberts, and have a sense of humor about the RockGod !!!!11!!!!! Kris would get snarked on much more, but honestly…he and his fans haven’t made their crazy public. (yet, anyway…except for that one chick) FWIW, I’ve seen some Glamberts accusing VFTW of becoming a Kris fansite, lol.

      I like Kris, he has fans here who post frequently…but our tarding is mild at best. Adam tarding is allowed as well, just don’t ask us to throw undies or spam polls! 🙂 . Undercooked, if you are an Adam fan, please come back…we could use a little more balance. If you are a Gokey fan; however, I would offer you different advice…just sayin…

      • Claire permalink
        January 4, 2010 1:26 am

        “FWIW, I’ve seen some Glamberts accusing VFTW of becoming a Kris fansite, lol.”

        Hahaha! Yeah, the OTT Kris love is out of control over there. In one post they actually referred to him by his name instead of Who. What batshit crazy tards! If they’re a ‘fan’ of anyone, it’s Allison.

      • undercooked permalink
        January 4, 2010 2:12 am

        Thank you for the warm welcome. I will pop in from time to time as I enjoy a good snarky comment. I am an Adam fan, but I like all of the idols, even Danny. To be honest, I kind of have a soft spot for Danny as I think he’s been through a rough patch and is socially awkward because of it. I think getting the tattoo of his wife’s name on his arm kind of shows he’s not over her and is still grieving. I don’t know if that was the healthiest thing to do (emotionally)…but I’m going off on a tangent now wo I will say good night. Thanks again.

        • TopIdol permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:43 am

          I’m sure Danny Gokey is a very nice guy. But he is fun to snark at. Luckily, I imagine the next woman he enters a relationship with will probably be okay with laying next to his deceased wife’s name in bed every night.

          We just get a bad rap for being mean over here, but we’re really not. We just like to have fun and not take everything so seriously…although con artists who use fandoms to deliberately hurt others and grifters (including prosperity gospel preachers who pimp out BBQ and “their” singers during a season) pretty much will always be scum in my eyes.

          Judging by your name (It’s familiar from MJs, too), I would imagine you were/are a Cook fan?

          • undercooked permalink
            January 4, 2010 9:36 am

            Yes, I am a Cook fan and am hoping his new album will be great. I voted for him last season, but was a bit disappointed in his debut. I think he has a great voice and is very talented. I also like Archie, and the rest on that season. I guess, so far, no one idol has really irked me where I passionately dislike them.

    • wino permalink
      January 4, 2010 1:09 am

      for the most part, this is a normal /sane group…hence some people liking HBD and not being overly infatuated with glambert. holy crapola, i went away to mammoth for a few days of vacay and i come back to THIS. mj’s site is down and the bitterberts have gone crazy……why? its slightly amusing yet annoying at the same time. yikes. btw top idol, my nye kiss was a dog at a house party… thats lame.

      • TopIdol permalink
        January 4, 2010 1:23 am

        More action than I got.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 4, 2010 1:19 am

      This is not a Kris Allen site, this is a mocking site.

      Those of us who like Kris, mock ourselves. Those of us who like Adam, mock the OTT glamberts. The only two idols who generate an almost universal feeling is Allison (we love her) and Constantine (we hate him). If you have snarky, bitchy tenancies and can laugh and mock yourself and your ‘favorite idol’, then this is the place. If you’re overly serious and have no sense of humor about fandom you’ll hate this place. Now if you’re going to come here and put down Cale, we will hurt you.

      • deez permalink
        January 4, 2010 1:42 am

        Don’t forget “He Who Makes Handhearts.”

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:12 am

          Believe me deez, I purposely forgot him.

      • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
        January 4, 2010 2:14 am

        Blacklisted, I hope you spammed the Cosmo Bachelors poll when you had the chance, otherwise I’d be so disappointed in you.

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:41 am

          Oh course I spammed the Cosmo Bachelor’s poll! Sure, I never voted for Kris on AI…but that’s neither here nor there. Cale is, as my mother would say, ‘un case especial’. Oh, sexy piece of manmeat, Cale.

      • Mylifeback permalink
        January 4, 2010 2:16 am

        LMAO I agree Kris fans are best at mocking ourselves. We don’t need anyone else doing it for us.

      • Mylifeback permalink
        January 4, 2010 2:17 am

        Why no love for Latin Jesus?

        • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:31 am

          He has the misfortune of looking eerily like Walking VD Constantine from certain angles.

          Also, I really need to switch to a different username. *sighs*

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 4, 2010 2:59 am

            LOL at your username. I say take it back! Don’t let the walking skeeve own a perfectly innocent acronym…okay, not that innocent.

            Andrew is pretty. Not really my type, but pretty. Latin Jesus does nothing for me. Ryland is cute, but I can’t get over his mediocre drumming.

            Why do I know their names? Gah!

            See, as a Kris fan I’m just skeeved at the fact that I even know this stuff.

          • May permalink
            January 4, 2010 5:06 pm

            Delurking to suggest you change it to Dyslexic Verbally.

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 4, 2010 2:46 am

          Latin Jesus is sadly the fourth hottest looking guy in the band AND the one with the best hair, bringing out a little envy in some of us. Luckily, he’s not Fred Weasley, but that’s little consolation.

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 4, 2010 3:00 am

            But Fred is the dead one. For some reason I can’t get over that. Sorry.

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 4, 2010 3:17 am

            I’m very much of the opinion that people should read the damn books. I’m really insensitive to people who claim to be Harry Potter fans, yet only see the movies. It’s been how many years? C’mon.
            Ryland=George Weasley

            Although, I’m still not super impressed by his drumming…Percy, maybe?

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 4, 2010 3:24 am

              But Ryland can’t be George Weasley because George is missing a chunk of a body part!
              His drum playing indicates that he’s more Fred W.

              -HP bitchy fan logic

            • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
              January 4, 2010 3:27 am

              He is kind of by-the-numbers on the drums. Then again, the songs don’t really give much opportunity for him to show off his skills, IMO. So far I only see Andrew getting the chance to freestyle. Even Latin Jesus doesn’t really rock the bass.

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 4, 2010 3:50 am

              See, by the numbers = Percy

              I am curious, how does his drumming remind you of Fred? In HP logic, of course.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 4, 2010 4:03 am

              ‘Cause it’s as dead as Fred, erin.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 4, 2010 7:20 am

              I think that was the most mildly amusing thread I have read in a while. ❤ you guys!

          • Mylifeback permalink
            January 4, 2010 1:26 pm

            HDU. Latin Jesus is hot. Andrew looked pretty fine on NYE, I must say.

            • Nich permalink
              January 4, 2010 1:34 pm

              I feel like such a bad Kristard. I barely know the names of Kris’s band. I mean I know Cale cause he’s Cale but I have no idea what Latin Jesus’s first name is. Or which one of the other two is Andrew or what the nonAndrew one name is.

            • Mylifeback permalink
              January 4, 2010 1:45 pm

              I’m getting butthurt by these comments about Latin Jesus.

  5. Jauntyhat permalink
    January 3, 2010 11:35 pm

    HWC wrote the David Duke crap. Q3 did TONS of bitching about being modded and mjs treatment of Lambert fans. Tess, hwc, rowenaaine, and Abbysee were the biggest bitches though, so Q3 can at least say a few were worse than her.

    Abbysee, Tess, saga, Squirrly, adamaloha, rowen, and a ton of other posters from mjs were in all over the first 116 pages of that thread. And none of it was positive. I viewed that thread for two weeks at my leisure for two weeks and took casual note of the names so all backtracking by the Glambert morons like Q3 is funny and totally without any credibility.

    Oh and from what I can tell…somebody has the password to your oh so private Gridlock forum. Expect some further leaks down the road.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 3, 2010 11:57 pm

      EXACTLY Jauntyhat.

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 4, 2010 2:44 am

      No offense, but if you have the info to get screencaps, get them, then tell us someone has the password. After you’ve been lurking and logging for a while. Discretion is key when outing crazies. 😉

  6. January 3, 2010 2:46 pm

    I am commenting on this thread because there are specific comments about me that are not true.

    True: I am a mod on Planet Fierce and I am an Adam fan.

    BUT I have NEVER written a hateful comment abount MJ, or her blog, on Planet Fierce — or anywhere else. I respect MJ although I do not alway agree with her opinions or predictions about Adam or American Idol.

    I see no reason that my industry experience and knowledge should be annoying but if it is, then don’t read anything I write. I have been in the business a very long time. I have access to and knowledge of most of the critical information [Nielsen Ratings, Billboard Charts, SoundScan, Oricon and Mnet Charts, etc.] because I am a corporate exec who uses this info in my job. If you find my comments annoying, then perhaps you shouldn’t read them.

    And finally — in answer to this:

    “ai anon permalink
    When I go to the planet field link, I see nada. Probably because I’m not a member.

    Can anyone post the quotes about MJ. I had no idea that the Adam fans who posted there like Q3 and Tess were so two faced. A little nutty, yes.
    I wondered what happened to he that denied the name of the Idol winner. Now I know.”

    The answer is no one can post any comments that I have made about trashing MJ because I haven’t written any. So search away — you will not find them.

    Here is a link to Planet Fierce — the site is not a “secret site” with layers of hidden stuff. You can read pages and pages that I have written — all about Adam Lambert.

    Link to Planet Fierce:

    Finally, if you have a complaint or suggestion about Planet Fierce, you can just register and send me a Personal Message. But, before you come to any grand conclusions about Planet Fierce based on the handful of comments posted here — perhaps you might want to actually look at the thousands and thousands of comments on Planet Fierce [registration is not required to read PF, just to comment or send personal messages].

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 3, 2010 3:14 pm

      You’re a laugh riot Q3! And your supposed industry experience? L-O-L.

      Erase your comments, put the thread offline and then go off on a password protected site why don’t ya’;-)

      • January 3, 2010 6:15 pm

        Pleased to add a laugh to your life.

        I haven’t erased any of my comments. I have no need to. And the thread that is currently closed — the thread with over 100 pages of comments from which the comments in this thread were cherry-picked — doesn’t contain any comments in it written by me.

        All of my posts and articles on Planet Fierce [and anywhere else online] are published for anyone to read — even without registering.

        Regarding my professional background [and my husband’s], it really doesn’t matter that much. I mentioned in my comment only because it was already referenced in this thread, so it seemed to matter to a couple of commenters here. If you read my posts, I rarely mention anything about my work and only mentioned my husband’s background in my review of the Idol’s Live Concert posted by MJ last summer. I did this solely because I quoted a cautionary comment about Adam that my husband made when he saw the concert and I wanted to give it context.

        So you can discount my background, knowledge and experience, that is your right — just don’t fabricate information.

        • deez permalink
          January 3, 2010 7:06 pm

          Q3, I didn’t realize the MJ quotes had been attributed to you (at least by anyone commenting here). The popular suspicion is that the culprit is hwc.(also hinted at by MJ) I didn’t search and cherry-pick comments BTW, I looked at a total of 2 pages @ PF and both pages were full of such comments. When all you read is two pages, and that is the tone you encounter, well….you know what they say about first impressions. I probably spent a total of 10 minutes @ PF. Maybe 99% percent of the board is pro-Adam, as opposed to pro-bashing ….but that is not what I saw, and I did not have to look for it to find it.

          Most of your posters who are whining about being banned @ MJ’s were trolls. Maybe if they had abided by her rules, and restricted their comments to the subject at hand, and had curtailed their provocations like she asked them to, they would have no reason to bitch.

          • TopIdol permalink
            January 3, 2010 7:24 pm

            color me selfish, but who are the bastards likening me to PEREZ HILTON?

            • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
              January 3, 2010 7:47 pm

              I think it was a user named nyc on mj’s who said that. Her site is still down for maintenance, I think, but it’s at the same link I posted above for erinthered.

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 3, 2010 8:35 pm

              VD is right, it was nyc. mjs is still down. Probably to let everyone…and herself…cool off. I want to see the meltdown dammit! heh

            • rollingmyeyes permalink
              January 3, 2010 10:06 pm

              Delurking to say that nyc is a totally annoying troll who takes any opportunity to slam Kris. She acts all innocent and surprised when people get upset at her posts, and she totally kisses mj’s ass. Last night, she acted like she didn’t know about PF, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she were one of the most gleeful haters at that site.

              I’m so glad that mj called the PF-ers on their shit;

          • January 3, 2010 7:28 pm

            I read some of the thread before it vanished and it was a whole lot of nastiness, not just a random post here and there. And then I found another fun thread about who the most annoying Idol is, and that certainly didn’t help color the perception that there was a lot of nastiness there. Admittedly, those were the only places I looked because that was quite enough, but… it isn’t just a negative post here and there. There were lots.

            I was under the impression that it was attributed to hwc (the original MJ quotes)… I think that was the general guess here?

            • tinawina permalink
              January 3, 2010 8:18 pm

              It was Tess who wrote the David Duke post, I think. I wonder if mj will ban her. I don’t get the secret forum part though, was it hard to find or not? My impression of Planet Fierce was that it was a regular old fansite, I didn’t know they had private rooms. I followed link there once but I didn’t stay and click around.

            • deez permalink
              January 3, 2010 8:33 pm

              But…but…they’ve been erased now! So obviously they never existed! Lol at the “cherry-picking!” I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I thought maybe I could have just accidentally clicked on the ONLY 2 PAGES at all of Planet Fierce that contained such rudeness… but it seems that wasn’t the case.

          • January 3, 2010 9:09 pm

            I am connected vaguely to the comments in this thread but by the time the info from this thread moved around the web, y’all wre ging me credit. And that is credit I can live without.

            In any case, the comments are on a low traffic thread, and were posted on 11/25/09 — so it looks like someone searched for them. Plus, there are no anonomous comments on PF, so the comments quoted here had an ID on them when copied — it just was left off the post.

            Suggest you relook at Planet Fierce — it is a positive, pro-Adam site — some of our members are also Kris, Alli, Danny and other Idol fans. Our membership is quite large and actually most members have never been to MJs — although many of us are regular visitors there. The main credit for membership on PF goes to Adam who tweeted a link to an article on our site, to members of Adam’s band who have also tweeted links and to several reporters who have link to information on the site.

            Planet Fierce was founded by Adam fans who really wanted to be able to discuss Adam freely and who are passionate about respecting the comments people make — even if we disagree with them. It is an Adam fansite that actually has critical analysis of Adam — but it is an Adam fansite. So, if you are not passionately interested in Adam you will be bored in about 15 minutes.

            And if you do visit PF, take a look at the Daily Planet — the news thread — it is the most visited part of the site. It will give you an idea what PF is about, and also demostrates why PF is different than a general AI blog.

            Here is the link:

            • deez permalink
              January 3, 2010 9:40 pm

              Ok. The 2 pages I viewed were arrived at by following links, I didn’t look for them. One page I reached was by googling “OLFIP” to find out what it meant…hardly a cherry-picking mission.Your name has been brought up as a commenter, but still, I haven’t seen anyone here saying that you made the rude comments about MJ. I’m assuming that is what you are upset about, but like I said, I haven’t seen it.

              I do read news articles about Adam, even though I am a Kris fan. I generally skip the comments to avoid the crazy, though. I DO read comments in posts about Kris, though, and I know that a couple of people referred to above repeatedly trolled the posts about Kris. If I do read news about Adam, I usually find it at mj’s. I have nothing at all against Adam personally, TBH he was my early favorite, but when you go to an Adam fansite and the first thing you see, is Glamberts bashing MJ/Kris/Alli/Daughtry/Cook/Archuleta/Kat McPhee, instead of discussing Adam, it’s not good. Not Adam’s fault though.

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 3, 2010 7:35 pm

          We don’t know you and frankly we don’t care. If you feel the urge to explain anything, then email MJ. No one here has misquoted you thus give up the bullshit, ‘omg information has been fabricated about me’. You’re a boring wannabee victim like a lot of others on that thread. No we don’t care about your husband nor your forays into wikipedia. If you have issues with where MJ got her info, then go to VFTW.

          Have a nice life dear and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 3, 2010 8:32 pm

          It’s not closed, it’s moved, and you probably have the super secret password. Be honest. You did post in that thread. I saw your posts. You weren’t as bad as some, but you did post. Mainly gloating as your minions stroked your ego.

          As for your background, and your husband’s “background.” Excuse me while I laugh.

          Yeah, right. Either you didn’t pay any attention to what he did, or you’re lying. The funniest thing is that people who actually do know what they’re talking about tried help you out a while back, and you assaulted them with huge tl;dr posts of nonsense. It was funny, and sad, to see.

          I’m sorry. You are not the expert you say you are. From what little I do know (cause I’m not dumb enough to claim to an expert, just someone who has a little bit of info and experience), you don’t even seem to be aware of music, or the business of it, outside what you’ve learned from some Google-fu, Wikipedia, a few message boards, and a sudden interest in the pop charts…and only the pop charts. Cause that what matters, right? That’s how Adam will become a superstar.

          Keep shilling your wares. Nothing I or anyone else says will change what your minions think of you, as long as you give high praise to Almighty Adam. That doesn’t make your expertise any more real, or give you any standing or respect in the real world.

          • Mylifeback permalink
            January 3, 2010 10:04 pm

            Anyone can say they have vast amounts of knowledge and experience, but the problem is when you make ignorant comments and predictions about radio play, adds and charts, you reveal how little you actually know about the music biz. There are a lot of posters at MJ’s who have a lot of knowledge in these areas who have called you out on some of the ridiculous statements made, but if you still want to pretend you’re an expert, then OK. Whatev. Sorry, but just give it a rest.

        • Brett permalink
          January 3, 2010 10:07 pm

          So Q3, was it your industry-insider husband who taught you how to copy/paste from Wikipedia so skillfully? Or did he just teach you the fine art of the snake-oil sales pitch? Proclaim your falsehoods with an authoritative tone, hedge your bets when necessary, relish the worship of the gullible. Now I’m just waiting for you to skip town when the jig is up.

          • Mylifeback permalink
            January 3, 2010 10:15 pm


            • julie permalink
              January 4, 2010 12:33 am

              Is nyc the same person as hwc? Just wondering. The MO is kind of similar.

              I think what irritates people (maybe including MJ herself) is the two-faced aspect of this. They were all jumping up and down claiming that they needed that super sekrit forum to vent about how awful MJs is. If they hate it that much, why not just not go to MJs anymore? It’s not hard. Just don’t pull up that page. They say that Planet Fierce is so much better and has so much more information and they love it so much, so what would it harm them to leave MJs to saner people? I would guess that MJ doesn’t like Q3, Abbysee, Adamloha, Tess, saga, Mary102, Gilligan, the Skipper, and all their friends sucking up on her site and using endless bandwidth and then saying hateful things on what they think is behind her back.

              This also makes me laugh:

              “I am connected vaguely to the comments in this thread but by the time the info from this thread moved around the web, y’all wre ging me credit. And that is credit I can live without.”

              If you don’t want to be associated with the asshattery of a board, I think you might want to stop being a mod or running around the internet defending that board.

  7. julie permalink
    January 3, 2010 2:33 pm

    Just wondering — can you be a tard if you are a tween? Because the Justin Bieber fans are starting to scare me.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 3, 2010 2:40 pm

      They FREAK me out. Some of the Glamberts were tranding #RIPJustinBieber to try to scare the small children and I contributed and got yelled at :/

      • TopIdol permalink
        January 3, 2010 2:54 pm

        Hmmm…ok. Now that shit is funny. I gotta admit. That shit is funny stuff.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 3, 2010 2:54 pm

      Of course. Tweens are also Twitards!

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 3, 2010 3:02 pm

        I believe the term is TwiHard!

  8. julie permalink
    January 3, 2010 2:26 pm

    I don’t have the type of money necessary to be a true tard. I don’t get how most people can afford to follow their object of affection all around the country. Do they not have jobs or school that should be taking up their time? I can barely afford to pay my rent and other bills — I don’t have money to waste following musicians around the country. If they play a concert near where I live and I don’t have to work and the ticket isn’t ridiculously expensive, then I’ll try and go. Otherwise — well, that’s what YouTube is for.

  9. Trish permalink
    January 3, 2010 12:37 am

    Good Lord, I actually tend to RL for a few hours and all hell breaks loose, LOL. I don’t know why MJ didn’t want to state clearly where this David Duke sh*t originated, but I just spelled it out as plainly as possible and made it clear (not that some of those quite-intentionally-dimwitted Glamberts won’t “accidentally” misconstrue my words) that this site isn’t the source of the BSC accusations.

    MJ is a saint, I swear to God! I would go all Rambo on thos beeyotches and spell their names out clearly if they pulled this sh*t on me.

    • deez permalink
      January 3, 2010 2:17 am

      I just saw your comment! IDK if it will make a difference, a couple others tried to clarify that point earlier, but somehow it keeps getting lost in the shuffle. A couple of people @ MJ’s seem to misunderstand what goes on here, lol!!!

  10. Kathy permalink
    January 2, 2010 11:01 pm

    oops! wrong link the lost comment made absolutely even less sense here than my original item yes no Kate but I meant to send this jersey shore link 🙂 now we have a situation lol

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 3, 2010 1:23 am

      Again, you have great links! Umm my question is, wasn’t Jersey Shore already porn? xD

  11. Mylifeback permalink
    January 2, 2010 10:52 pm

    LOL, thanks erinnthered for going over to MJ’s and defending TI.

    *throws plaid at you*

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      January 2, 2010 10:58 pm

      Everytime someone decides to *throw plaid* I keep picturing HBD still in it. 😀

      There’s a visual for ya.

      • Mylifeback permalink
        January 2, 2010 11:01 pm

        Tee hee.

        *gently throws plaid*

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:14 pm

          *throws Kris back to his wife*

          Seriously, she can have him. He’s so tiny and young! I just came for the music and the snark.

          Don’t thank me, thank her for being brave enough to call them out. I just wish I’d had a chance to get a screencap of page 119 before they deleted it. That was the page with the quotes from Worst. I did manage to nail saga and Squirrely in the screencap I do have. I don’t think Worst listed their names. Squirrely knew about the David Duke post too. *shudder*

          I’m out…how do I explain that I was late for something because I was arguing on the internet?

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 3, 2010 4:43 am

            Sorry. I was still in “defend mj from the crazy assholes” mode, and misunderstood you. Not that she clearly can’t defend herself, but still.

            Yeah, some of the people seem to be missing a few screws if they came over here and thought those quotes were directly from TI. Plus, Glamberts hate anything or anyone who might be nice to any contestant other than their beloved. Both mj and TI run great blogs, and don’t deserve shit from those people. Can’t we all just get along?

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 3, 2010 10:51 am

              “Can’t we all just get along?”
              That’s what I’ve been asking this whole time! Let’s just cut out the fighting and agree that they are all talented in different ways!

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 2, 2010 11:28 pm

        “Everytime someone decides to *throw plaid* I keep picturing HBD still in it.”

        Excuse me if I imagine Cale in it. And no that’s not an anal sex joke.

        SPEAKING of that tall drink of water, do we have this Cale picture?

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:31 pm

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 3, 2010 1:21 am

            So I’ve never found Cale especially attractive but THAT picture…Well let’s just say it changes things.

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 3, 2010 4:46 am

            Very nice, but he had to go and ruin it by trying to look his age. *eyeroll*

            I still can’t believe a guy who works the scruff so well would want to shave. I’ve never admired an Idol band guy like that, and I was enjoying the eyecandy. Bastard.

            I need more Jon Hamm. It doesn’t matter what kind of facial hair he has. He’s just pretty.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 3, 2010 12:48 pm

              You can’t compare normal, fallible men to John Hamm. JH was created by the gods on Mount Olympus. Sculpted by the Twelve, who sent him to earth to mock the imperfections of mere mortals.

              There is man and then there is John Hamm.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 3, 2010 1:28 am

          Excuse while I picture Adam in it instead. And yes that was an anal sex joke. 😉

  12. JustMe permalink
    January 2, 2010 10:37 pm

    That’s a horrible picture of Kris(up at the top). He’s always doing weird things with his mouth. Not attractive at all. He tries so hard to have a personality but it’s a total FAIL.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 3, 2010 12:34 pm

      Oh, you’re one of those I’ve been hearing about? The “concerned trolls”?

    • Mylifeback permalink
      January 3, 2010 1:02 pm

      Thanks for your concern, JustMe. Kris appreciates it, I’m sure. He’ll get right on that mouth thing for you. Oh, and the personality issues.

      • January 3, 2010 1:29 pm

        I think Kris has more personality in his pinky than Adam does in his whole glittery leather body. Atleast with Kris its real. I have know clue who Adam is. Everything he does seems so fake and planned out.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 3, 2010 1:17 pm

      But the mouth thing is what appeals to all the menz!

    • Lauren permalink
      January 3, 2010 2:18 pm

      But I love when Kris does weird things with his mouth! (I love how this can be taken the wrong way)

      • Re Tard permalink
        January 4, 2010 6:27 am

        So does Adam. >:-)

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 4, 2010 4:26 pm

          I effin love you! And of course he does!

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 3, 2010 8:16 pm

      Your glitter is showing…

  13. erinnthered permalink
    January 2, 2010 10:09 pm

    I’ve been listening to the Rick Dees Top 40 thing, because I am now that much of a tard, and Kris just said his fave Beatles tunes are Dear Prudence, Let It Be, and While My Guitar Gently Weeps. Good Taste! I also now want to know if owns any Siouxie and the Banshees…

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 3, 2010 12:35 pm

      I love Siouxie and the Banshees. In high school, I made my flag squad do a routine to Peek-A-Boo.

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 3, 2010 8:14 pm

        OMG! Is there video? (you need a devil smilie)

  14. ai anon permalink
    January 2, 2010 9:29 pm

    When I go to the planet field link, I see nada. Probably because I’m not a member.

    Can anyone post the quotes about MJ. I had no idea that the Adam fans who posted there like Q3 and Tess were so two faced. A little nutty, yes.
    I wondered what happened to he that denied the name of the Idol winner. Now I know.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 3, 2010 12:37 pm

      I wouldn’t get in there, either.

  15. lauren722 permalink
    January 2, 2010 7:46 pm


  16. Kathy permalink
    January 2, 2010 6:19 pm

    totally unrelated but looks we have a situation here:)

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 2, 2010 10:01 pm

      Thank you for this Kathy! I used to be a LOST fanatic, but then it started to get stupid. I am still watching though because I can’t stop. But if Sawyer kissed Kate, I might stop watching.

  17. blacklisted permalink
    January 2, 2010 12:01 pm

    deez, erinnthered and other mj lurkers-

    Have any of you joined Planet Fierce? They have a thread where all the mj loonies go and rag on mj, posting comments about how she’s a hater, how her blog is losing readership b/c she’s so anti-Adam, how she’s so unfair, yada yada. They also post negative things about Kris and Allison, but that’s expected.

    The thread is HILARIOUS. It has all the oldies but crazies-hwc, Tess, Q3, etc. Comedy gold.

    • Mylifeback permalink
      January 2, 2010 12:33 pm

      brb pouring coffee and reading.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 2, 2010 12:56 pm

      Here’s where they’re wrong. MJ’s readership continues to increase and has even managed to pick up significant traffic increases in Season 8 alone. They don’t know jack shit.

    • deez permalink
      January 2, 2010 2:23 pm

      Man that is some crazy. Is that an Adam fansite, or just a place to bitch about everyone whose name isn’t Adam? I just looked at that one page and they manage to diss Kris, Allison, the “Davids”, Daughtry. McPhee, and MJ! (did I miss anyone?) Mj’s “obvious hatred” of Adam? What? It isn’t obvious to me. She has all kinds of info about him for her readers and I don’t see her interjecting any bias. *sigh*

      I wondered whatever happened to good ol’ hwc:

      “Now that all the Adam fans have been exiled from the OP, it’s funny to watch the fans of “the Davids” square off against the fans of OLFIP and Iraheta. Kinda sad really. These are four performers destined to have “former American Idol contestant” associated with every gig they ever get.

      BTW, what the heck was DAUGHTRY last night: PWE&F (Penis With Ears & Foreskin). He really should stay away from the woolly scarfs.

      And, can you imagine what a tool he must be to sit in front of a mirror for hours doing his comic book sideburns? Scarey, really.”

      Question 1: WTF does OLFIP mean?

      Question 2: Is it strange to bash someone for sitting in front of a mirror “for hours doing his comic book sideburns”, when you are sitting in front of a computer for months doing something far less productive?

      Oh… has anyone noticed “poporange”? This is the poster who continually bitches about people making comparisons between Adam and Kris, yet manages to state in every thread that Kris is boring, and they don’t get him, and tries to piss off people by misspelling his name one of 3 ways: Kris Alan, Kris Alon, Chris Allon (there may be other versions).

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 2, 2010 2:34 pm

        Kris who?

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 2, 2010 8:11 pm

        deez, the normal Adam fans have given these crazies a wide berth thus they ignore that thread. Every once in a while a normal fan will try to interject some objectivity but no one listens.

    • kimberly permalink
      January 2, 2010 3:44 pm

      Just checked out the Planet Fierce site. Now I get it. Q3’s true colors exposed. I thought she was just an older woman who liked Adam Lambert and spent hours and hours online. She’s a global moderator on that site, whatever that is — sounds up there in the Glambert hierarchy. HWC, another MJ poster, always came across too cool for AI, making snarky comments about Kris Allen. There fanaticism runs deep.

      I have to say that HBD is a great live performer. Watching The Truth on Ytube where he performed in Charlotte was excellent and the song is not one of my top favs. I still believe when the AI bullshit is behind Kris, he’ll be recognized as a credible artists.

      I had to laugh on Christmas day when opening gifts, two of my sisters after recieving a nice sweater, perfume, scarf and gift card from me discovered the Kris Allen CD at the bottom of their gift bag shouted together, “Don’t let her watch American Idol this year. PLEASE!”

      What can I say I do love the boy! ::grin::

      • Mylifeback permalink
        January 2, 2010 7:15 pm

        Well of course they need a Global Moderator because, after all, Adam is Global Superstar.

      • auntieaimee permalink
        January 2, 2010 7:55 pm

        Anyone can create a message board on Proboards. So, I don’t know about how high up in the hierarchy she is, she just was the first to create the account.

        I can’t be bothered to join there just to read the crazies, but did one of them actually compare MJ to David Duke today?

        • Mylifeback permalink
          January 2, 2010 8:05 pm

          I can’t be bothered to join, either. The quotes are priceless, however. Any more choice ones?

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:06 pm

          auntieaimee, I believe it was that chickenshit hwc who made the David Duke comment in November.

          • deez permalink
            January 3, 2010 1:57 am

            I wonder if he is the one MJ is talking about( the one who keeps posting the nasty shit)? (I wondered if he’d been banned, I hadn’t read any of his trademark comments about “The kid who won”…now OLFIP… lately).

        • kimberly permalink
          January 3, 2010 12:07 pm

          I didn’t join and still was able to read a few comments. The word moderator threw me, giving it an air of importance, rather than the lowly — member. I’m not familiar with how boards work. Thanks. What turned me off about Q3 (well, pretty much everything)but, especially turned me off was when she mentioned how her husband had been an A&R Manager, which predisposed her to know all things about the music industry. People took her word as law. I challenged it. She annoyed the crap out of me along with a few others.

    • deez permalink
      January 2, 2010 3:51 pm

      BL, thanks for the heads up on this…comedy goldmine, no doubt!! Here is my new fav:

      “We have to get our feelings on the TIME poll. How can Pattinson and Stewart be only 5 points behind Adam when they are pawns in someone else’s vision and Adam is scorchingly blazing his own trail. He is master of his OWN universe and should be given credit for that. He is not someone else’s puppet. Adam relishes his successes and takes responsibility for his slip-ups, if that is what you want to call (it) them. Let’s make our opinions heard.”

      (a call to arms for crazies to spam a poll! b/c, you know, that’s how Adam blazes his OWN trail!!! Yeah w/o American Idol, 19E or spamming fans….LOL. Pattinson and Stewart are puppets!!! insane.)

      Ahhh…more logic:

      “Dec 18, 2009, 4:50pm, pjd wrote:

      The order really doesn’t matter – OLFIP “closed” the concerts all summer long and it didn’t harm Adam at all. You would think that OLFIP would be sick and tired of trying to follow Adam and would be telling the organizers that he’d really rather go first ….

      Well, that’s sort of what I mean. I don’t think it harms Adam. I think it harms Kris to *follow* Adam. But knowing that Kris admits to being headstrong, I don’t think he would give up his “rightful” place as headliner.

      I am not even sure it will hurt Kris. I think what might hurt Kris the most is his band and his singing, compared to both Alli and Adam. Who performs when is of minor importance…”

      Lulz. (still wanna know what OLFIP is)

      • dubdee permalink
        January 2, 2010 4:51 pm

        I tried to put myself in a Glambert mindset (scary!) and this is the best guess I could come up with: Our Little Failure In Plaid.

        • January 2, 2010 6:05 pm

          They are crazy…they scare the shit out of me…seriously..

          • Mylifeback permalink
            January 2, 2010 7:09 pm

            They are beyond scary…… and that’s no joke. They are fanatical in the worst sense of the word.

      • Claire permalink
        January 2, 2010 5:18 pm

        OLFLIP? Is that like NAL (not Adam Lambert) from AdamWithoutPity?

        Their posts are so predictable. “Oh, Kris is so booooooring (see what I did there with the multiple Os?). I can’t even be bothered to write the name of the person who inspires me to write multiple passive-aggressive concern posts on a daily basis. I sometimes forget he was even on the show, even though I obsessively check his Billboard chart positions and watch his Late Night TV appearances that don’t even feature ADAM (All caps! That means he’s super fierce!). I even put “rightful” winner in quotes so that people know that I’m still not over the outcome of a contest from over six months ago.”

        • TopIdol permalink
          January 2, 2010 6:00 pm

          I can’t remember the last time I grabbed a crotch other than my own. Oh wait. No, that didn’t count. Anyway b/c I fail to do this with any regularity, this must make me boring most of the time.

          • Nich permalink
            January 3, 2010 6:25 pm

            My New Year’s resolution will be to grab more crotches that aren’t mine own.

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 2, 2010 7:35 pm

          Now I want to know what OLFLIP means!

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 2, 2010 7:39 pm

          Kris who?
          That’s my favorite Glambert jab. The ones about how Adam should have won just make me roll my eyes.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 2, 2010 8:17 pm

      I don’t feel MJ forces her opinions on anyone. I honestly don’t know which idol she favors. Her information is organized and delivered in a timely manner.

      • Isidra permalink
        January 2, 2010 9:30 pm

        Actually, from what I’ve seen she actually prefers Adam. That’s never stopped her from being a fair blogger/moderator though. But it does make this whole thing very funny.

        • TopIdol permalink
          January 3, 2010 12:40 pm

          Out of myself and the other bloggers I know, I think some a few may be more partial to Lambert, but no one dislikes either Allen or Lambert (all universal about Gokey, however). And as you probably know, there are a few of us who are notably more “Team Kris” over “Team Adam”. But because we’re normal people and don’t invest nearly as much time in this crap as fantards, this isn’t anything we even discuss.

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 2, 2010 11:18 pm

        Yep, MJ preferred Adam (read the threads after the finale) however, she’s very fair to all Idols.

        I know my bitchy ass would be on moderation from my first post onward, thus I’ve never posted over there but I do know that she’s equal opportunity when it comes to putting people on moderation when they violate the rules. She’s never discriminated against any Idol’s fans therefore that inane thread at Planet Fierce is just the work of a couple of paranoid wannabe victims.

        • deez permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:49 pm

          I used to post there a fair amount back during the tour. I got modded a couple of times for arguing with the usual suspects (hwc most likely). I figured if I couldn’t ignore the trolls, I needed to just lurk. I’ll post once in a blue moon, and I try to make sure it’s positive in some way. I’ve been tempted to post snark in Gokey threads, but I always bite my tongue till I get back over here.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 2, 2010 9:15 pm

      Is this ‘Planet Fierce’ site Adam only? Pro-Adam? How crazy are the natives?

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 2, 2010 9:33 pm

      Okay, I just created an account over there…under a different nick…Planet of the Glittery Alien? Oh boy…

      BTW, mj is always aware of people who do this stuff. Someone is already feeding her screencaps. Someone always does. Idiots. This happens every year. Every year some delusional group claims that mj will lose her site because they stopped going…only they always come back, and her traffic goes nowhere but up. *eyeroll*

      • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
        January 2, 2010 9:48 pm

        Better get ready for some backlash at mj’s. They’re referencing this blog and someone has just equated this place to Perez’s site. Also, I think some folks will misconstrue that the trash-talking about mj came from here and not the planet fierce board.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 2, 2010 9:55 pm

          I love how TI always gets blamed either for someone’s comment or for posting something from another place. The only difference between this site and Perez’s is that Perez is a total douchebag no one will ever love and TI isn’t. :/

          • TopIdol permalink
            January 3, 2010 12:36 pm

            Some asshat equated me to PEREZ HILTON?

            I think the fuck not.

            • Lauren permalink
              January 3, 2010 2:19 pm

              So that’s how to get you to not censor yourself! xD

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 2, 2010 10:07 pm

          Where? Link me. I’m going in…if I get the link in the next half hour….I have plans dammit! 🙂

          • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
            January 2, 2010 10:40 pm



            MJ’s cleared things up. Based on her account of past experiences, I can understand why she’s tough on the tards who post there.

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 2, 2010 11:00 pm

              Thanks, I ended up finding it, as you probably already know.

              Yeah, she’s on top of things more than people realize. What the poster said, and I’m still not sure which one of the at least six mj regulars who post in that thread said it, was gross beyond belief, but it could have been worse. I’m pretty sure it has been in the past.

              The truth is, the real batshit is occurring in small, locked forums that don’t appear on Google searches. The ones who aren’t complete idiots. Those are the ones woh scare the crap out of me.

              And all that stuff about Q3 and Tess being saviors with their truth cracked me up too.

        • deez permalink
          January 2, 2010 10:43 pm

          If there’s any backlash directed at TI, it will be not be because there is any Adam bashing, it will be due to the Glambert bashing. We must recognize how smart and knowledgeable they all are or we are HOMOPHOBES! (even though Adam himself probably wishes the nuts would shut the hell up, stop stalking him, stop tweeting him, stop spamming polls, stop digging thru his trash, and just listen to his damn album like normal people!) I laughed out loud at one comment lauding Q3 for her “subtle dismantling” of other peoples’ arguments. Yes, copying and pasting from Wikipedia makes you a genius.

          MJ is more than fair. I have no problems with fansites either, or general tarding. Loudmouth hypocrites, however, chap my ass. Maybe the overall tone of that place is different than the two threads I read (hopefully) but using those as a random sampling, I must give it a rating of four *eyerolls*.

          • deez permalink
            January 3, 2010 12:55 am

            When I say “that place” I’m talking about “Planet Fierce.” (not MJ’s…it was a little unclear)

        • TopIdol permalink
          January 3, 2010 12:37 pm

          MJs knows we don’t shit talk about MJ here. Even if we did, she wouldn’t care, but I wouldn’t allow anything bad to be sad about her. Period.

      • Claire permalink
        January 2, 2010 11:04 pm

        MJ posted this comment:

        “It’s convoluted to be sure, but I think it has to do with the fact that I allow posters to criticize Adam. And, to some of his fans, criticizing Adam = You are a homophobic hater.

        I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been called homophobic in the last 6 months. Also: a twat, bitch, c*nt, bipolar skank, had my photo posted on a forum so peeps could mock the way I looked. I’ve been pelted with nasty tweets. I’ve had to block a couple of ex-poster who wouldn’t stop emailing me nasty shit. Also, there’s one banned poster who continues to post, knowing I’ll see the nasty messages when the post enters moderation.

        Look, I’ve been running this blog for 4 year, and understand I won’t be loved by everybody. Criticism is part of the game, and I accept the hate threads on fan forums, etc. But this year has been something else for the nasty blow back. It’s similar to stuff I experienced Season 5, but the nastiest stuff then was mostly anonymous. This new breed doesn’t care if I know who they are or not.”

        Yes, how dare that ‘c*nt blogger’ not delete all comments that don’t explicitly state that Adam is a Rawk Gawd with the most beautiful voice in the history of the world. How DARE someone actually like Allison,Kris, or Danny! Good Lord. I want to send MJ flowers or something. Hell, I’ll send some to Adam too.

        • January 2, 2010 11:32 pm

          No kidding, poor MJ. It would be nice, though, if the scaries would stay in their own scary place and stay off MJ’s because I like it there… and they scare away all the funny, snarky people who are not batshit crazy!

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 3, 2010 1:27 am

          You should do that. I’m sure MJ would appreciate it and Adam might too as most of his gifts are either hand-made jewelry or sex-toys. Flowers would be a nice change of pace.
          I love MJ. I have never seen her show a hint of bias (except against Constantine one time). I can’t believe neutrality is that much of an issue with the crazies.

        • julie permalink
          January 3, 2010 2:15 am

          Squirrely, Q3, Tess, abbysee, saga, hwc — am I missing any of the people who dissed MJ and are now backpedaling like crazy? If she’s smart MJ will ban all of them just for kicks.

          This is more fun than the Scambert thing yesterday!

          What does OFLIP mean??? Our Fierce Little Interstellar Planetoid? Ordinary Flawed Little Irksome Peon? I tried to think of something mean with those letters but didn’t get very far.

          • deez permalink
            January 3, 2010 2:23 am

            HaHa!!! I noticed saga and Squirrely practically falling over their own feet. They know they’ve been caught, and are now playing defense. I guess they think she’s stupid. I hope she does ban the lot. There are many Adam fans over there I like…luvadamlambert being one that comes to mind ( I actually thought she and Lauren might be the same person for awhile, lol!)

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 3, 2010 10:44 am

              I just got an account over there. I noticed myself agreeing with her a lot. We do seem to be practically the same person xD

          • deez permalink
            January 3, 2010 2:24 am

            “Ordinary Flawed Little Irksome Peon”

            OOOOH…I like that one.

            • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
              January 3, 2010 3:21 am

              I found it!

              OLFIP = Our Little Friend In Plaid

              That’s kind of lame… I like our guesses better.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 3, 2010 10:46 am

              Aw that’s cute! Wait, I thought you found it at a place that didn’t like Kris? I might use it because it’s just so adorable 🙂

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 3, 2010 4:39 am

            There were others, I think, but they used different screennames at Planet Fierce, so it’s harder to tell. If we’d had more time, or some screencaps, we might be able to figure it out. I just have the one, and it has saga and Squirrely on it. Worst already nailed the other 4.

            Wait…Our Little Friend in Plaid? That’s the best they could do? At least Penis With Ears was witty. Really? How…lame.

            So you’re thinking hwc got banned? I thought I’d seen her around mjs recently. I really don’t pay attention to the crazies unless they won’t let me ignore them (Q3 and Mary102 come to mind), so I never saw her nuttiness. I’m very sad to hear poporange is involved in this crap. She seemed okay in chat.

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 3, 2010 5:00 am

              Rowena! I think rowena posts at mjs, right?

            • auntieaimee permalink
              January 3, 2010 8:06 am

              I believe hwc is a guy in his early 50’s.

            • deez permalink
              January 3, 2010 10:29 am

              Well, poporange is more the passive-aggressive type from what I can tell…faux concern with the schtick of always misspelling Kris’ name. Or… perhaps she honestly can’t remember how to spell his name and is trying to be funny. It’s difficult to read intent over the internet, so perhaps I’m lumping her in with a bad crowd.

            • tierbee permalink
              January 3, 2010 12:01 pm

              I thought hwc got banned ages ago, from what I was reading (and I could be wrong, heh), it sounds like MJ was still getting messages from him/her and finally blocked those, too.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 3, 2010 12:09 pm

              Not only did hwc get banned, I bet he’s the one trying to post and sending nasty emails. MJ called him out when she mentioned that there was a poster who would make nasty comments against Kris and then have congratulatory, back patting comments from the loons afterwards. The funniest part was that MJ gave hwc a lot of chances because I think she originally thought he might just be a snarky poster, but then she realized he was actually a disturbed ott male glambert who was trolling.

              Honestly, if the guys from Criminal Minds did a behavioral analysis on hwc they’d say that he was a small penised person with a dead end job who lives in his mother’s basement, spending all day online trying to find gullible people to give him validation. They’d also note that hwc consciously focused on Adam b/c Adam is someone who is out and seemingly confident. Unconsciously though hwc’s real object of obsession was Kris, who he desires with the fire of a thousand suns. Alas, hwc is impotent, old and ugly (both inside and out) and deep down inside he knows that. At some level he also knows that Kris would reject him, not because he’s an unattractive pig, but because Kris would see through his nasty self and be turned off on a human level.

            • Mylifeback permalink
              January 3, 2010 12:27 pm

              Oh. I’m so disappointed in Our Little Friend in Plaid. I thought it would be an acronym for something much more clever. OLFIP is actually rather endearing as he is truly is our little friend (in plaid). Disappointment.

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 3, 2010 11:53 am

            “Squirrely, Q3, Tess, abbysee, saga, hwc — am I missing any of the people who dissed MJ and are now backpedaling like crazy”

            There was so much asslicking, backpedaling and brownnosing that I almost lost my dinner. Funniest part was that those stupid heiffer’s thought their comments were private. I love how they all started deleting their posts and then their granddame mod put the thread offline. Dumb bitches. What is seen can not be unseen.

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 3, 2010 8:10 pm

              What’s sad is that some of these people aren’t newbies. There were a few posters who’d been around a while who got involved. That’s sad. I don’t think it’s any of the people who’d actually met in person, so that’s good. No one I’ve met. They’re all sane, and the hard core one’s backed off this season so they didn’t do anything stupid. (one Adam fan, one Kris fan)

  18. erinnthered permalink
    January 2, 2010 2:36 am

    *throws more plaid confetti*

    I thought Allison was great last night. She looked age appropriate and rocked it out. Good for her.

    I wonder if you can buy plaid confetti. The crafter in me is already thinking of making some…

  19. lauren722 permalink
    January 2, 2010 1:52 am

    Oh no! Tommy is unfaithful! Go to 1:48

    • auntieaimee permalink
      January 2, 2010 12:00 pm

      He’s skeevy.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 2, 2010 12:28 pm

      This made me lose a lot of respect for him. It seems he will just kiss anyone who grabs his face. Boy was he drunk.

      • deez permalink
        January 2, 2010 3:58 pm

        I heard he was married…did I just dream that?

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 2, 2010 6:49 pm

          It was a rumor.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 2, 2010 6:50 pm

            But I don’t care. I still think Tommy’s a whore.

            • Re Tard permalink
              January 4, 2010 6:08 am

              A skeezy, skeevy skanky whore, too.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 4, 2010 4:26 pm

              I agree 😉

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 2, 2010 7:33 pm

      Gay voice!

      Tommy’s going to get a lot of groupie ass during the tour. More so since he’s the only person remotely connected to Adam who likes the vag.

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 2, 2010 7:47 pm

        Oh no, but I thought he was gay for Adam! I can’t wait to see all the Adommy shippers cry when he does this again!

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 2, 2010 8:09 pm

        Or, so he says.

        • deez permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:26 pm

          *sigh* If anyone from MJ’s ventures over here… the comments I posted above are from the “Planet Fierce” board, somehow the origin had gotten lost in the discussion over there, and some people are under the impression that WE are bashing MJ. Nope, it was not us.

        • deez permalink
          January 2, 2010 11:27 pm

          That’s VERY smart of him….this way, he expands his options, lol.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 3, 2010 1:31 am

            I wish the Glamberts were more upset about it. You would think they would have an issue with Adam’s “lover” making out with someone else but nooooo it doesn’t bother them at all. It seems nothing will make them see that Tommy is a slut and doesn’t deserve Adam the way Kris does.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 3, 2010 11:48 am

              Stop hatin’, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with being a slut!

              “I wish the Glamberts were more upset about it.”

              Real glamberts would take ratbert/adommy over kradam any day. First, because they know that Adam wants Kris like a fat kid wants candy, meaning they’ll never register in Adam’s eyes. Second, because Kris ‘beat’ Adam….which Adam probably liked since he has bdsm tendancies….um, I mean, Adam only cared about getting a record deal but that segment of glamberts will never forgive Kris.

            • Lauren permalink
              January 3, 2010 12:53 pm

              Oh, I only hate on sluttiness when Tommy does it 😉
              Pahaha you bet he did 😉
              You may have a point. That’s why they are so anti-Kradam!

            • TopIdol permalink
              January 3, 2010 1:15 pm

              Lauren, your devotion to keeping the Kradam alive is adorable. I’m hugging you right now.

            • Lauren permalink
              January 3, 2010 2:32 pm

              Thanks! *Hugs back*

  20. lauren722 permalink
    January 1, 2010 11:53 pm

    So it seems that almost everyone has jumped the Kradam ship and is slashing Adommy like crazy. Therefore, in my fight to save the beauty of Kradam, I am going to throw GLITTERY PLAID on all of you!
    *dumps buckets of plaid and glitter*
    Take that Adommy! Ha!

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 2, 2010 12:09 am

      I think I saw glittery plaid today. At Abercrombie? Or was it American Eagle? No. I think they had slightly-embellished plaid.

      So really then, all the Kradamites were really just Lambert-and-any-guy-his-type-he-acts-cute-with-ites? Tsk tsk tsk. Lauren, keep fighting the good fight, okay?

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 2, 2010 12:16 am

        Didn’t Keith Urban wear it on Idol? Or maybe it was some type of awards show.
        It’s just awful! Now that Tommy’s here, they have completely forgotten about how Adam said he had crush on Kris and Kris admitted he felt the same way! Adam’s relationship with Tommy is lust but with Kris it is true love! xD
        I will never stop fighting for Kradam!

        • deez permalink
          January 2, 2010 12:24 am

          Don’t Stop Believin’, Lauren!

          What’s the deal with all the skin comments? I’ve noticed a lot of skin discussion at Mj’s too. Um, Kris has nice skin, but it’s not out of the ordinary is it? Maybe I’m not paying attention, or I’m slipping from the tard-wagon a bit.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 2, 2010 12:29 am

            Haha I won’t!
            I think they are highlighting how much better skin he has than Adam…its all part of the fanwars.

            • deez permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:43 am

              Oh. Fanwars. I see now, I thought I was failing to see some glowing aura or something. There were several people talking about his skin at MJ’s and it seemed out of place in the thread (not too mention a little odd)…but then again, there is no rhyme or reason to the fanwars, at least to me. Geeze… fans can be annoying. They are ripping Allison’s outfit ( too tight, too short, too pink) and hair (too wild, too “in her face”). I thought she looked perfect. She’s 17 people! Let the girl have some personality, dammitt!!! I wish I was 17 again, I would do things a whole lot differently the second time.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:46 am

              Yeah I saw that stuff about Allison in comments on youtube. I thought she looked gorgeous! I wish I knew where to find that dress! I would totally wear it 🙂
              Who cares if her hair is in her face? She’s performing, not going to school!

              • TopIdol permalink
                January 2, 2010 3:20 am

                Would they rather she dance on a pole like Miley Cyrus? Hell, this wasn’t even a kids’ show.

                • blacklisted permalink
                  January 2, 2010 11:08 am

                  I also noticed them dissing Allison. It’s obvious they wouldn’t know a genuine stage performer/performance if it bit them in their fat asses.

                • 8sourcandy permalink
                  January 2, 2010 7:16 pm

                  Allison kicked ass! I thought she looked really cool and sounded great!

            • deez permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:56 am

              Exactly. But busybodies do like to bitch. I’m sure they’ve tweeted her their fashion suggestions already. Yesterday, there was some discussion about tweeting Katy to let her know that Kris should shave, lol. I think a reasonable person told them it was creepy and talked them out of it (at least I hope so). They also wanted to tell the band which instruments they should and shouldn’t use in the performances of various songs. Blah. I used to post over there quite a bit, but now I’m practically a lurker.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 2, 2010 2:01 am

              Gah! Like Allison or Kris care what a small group of fans think about their look. Oh gosh, and giving musical advice is worse.
              I just don’t get it. Allison doesn’t need fashion advice. Her dress and hair were amazing! She looked sexyyyyy 🙂

          • TopIdol permalink
            January 2, 2010 12:29 am

            I don’t pay much attention, and I don’t believe in comparing certain American Idol contestants, however…I think it might be permissible when discussing overall facial tone, texture and pore size. Hmmm…come to think of it, perhaps its a way for the “Bitterberts” to combat the “concerned troll Glamberts” on the HBD posts?

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 2, 2010 8:33 pm

              “I don’t pay much attention, and I don’t believe in comparing certain American Idol contestants, however…”


              • TopIdol permalink
                January 3, 2010 12:40 pm

                To things like facial hair, silly!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 2, 2010 8:40 pm

              😀 She’s denying that she’s a Kris-tard again! Just own up to it TI!

              • TopIdol permalink
                January 3, 2010 12:57 pm

                I’m a Kris Allen Fan. There are big differences between being a fan and a tard.

                To be a tard, you have to do nothing else but talk to your online tard buddies, spam online polls, go to several concerts, at least 1-2 require you to go through airport security and board a plane. Tards dress up as these people on Halloween. Or make their children do it. Tards make Twitter/FB/MySpace pages devoted solely to the of their savior. Musicians or actors I enjoy rarely dominate my every daily thought and action.

                I am considering making my writers at work call me Donna Draper, but that’s just in jest. Heh heh heh.

                • Mylifeback permalink
                  January 3, 2010 1:15 pm

                  Being a tard requires that much work? Oh. Never mind then.

                • Lauren permalink
                  January 3, 2010 2:25 pm

                  I only do one of those! But to be fair, the reason I got twitter was to join in on the Glambert fun anyway. It’s not like I converted a page I used for social purposes to fangirling. My fb still is pretty Adam-less.

                • erinnthered permalink
                  January 3, 2010 8:39 pm

                  Oh, thank God! I’m a fan. Just a fan. Whew!

                  If you want to be Don Draper you have to act like Don Draper…

                  • auntieaimee permalink
                    January 4, 2010 8:01 am

                    What cracks me up about that is that Amy Poelher was 9 months pregnant at the time. 😀

                  • LeighKat permalink
                    January 5, 2010 4:37 pm

                    I am so annoyed that I can’t find these vids anywhere! I mean, I have heard how hysterical these Jon Hamm bits were on SNL but, can’t watch them outside the US.

                    Looking forward to the appearance this month. Just hope SNL doesn’t do anything lame to tarnish Sir Hamm’s record. They have been bombing BIG TIME recently. TI- You should totally have a twitter party on the night of the show, you know I love those.

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 2, 2010 11:06 am

            deez, the skin comments are because the average poster at MJ’s is middle aged. They haven’t seen even skin tone in about thirty years.

            • auntieaimee permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:39 pm

              Hey, hey, hey. I commented on his skin upthread and I’m not that old and I didn’t do it to fanwar. I was just stating the obvious.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:41 pm

              It’s just such a strange compliment. xD

    • Re Tard permalink
      January 4, 2010 6:07 am

      NEVER! Ratbert can die in an effing fire. I will always LOVE KRADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 4, 2010 4:25 pm

        If you are not mocking me, you are my new favorite person 🙂

  21. Sahsouha1 permalink
    January 1, 2010 11:26 pm

    Love Kris to death .. He is the best eveeeeeee’

  22. Kathy permalink
    January 1, 2010 10:47 pm

    *throws plaid back

  23. Mylifeback permalink
    January 1, 2010 10:41 pm

    I totally approved of Latin Jesus standing closer to Kris. And Andrew? Just. I can’t even. I need them playing in my town now.

  24. auntieaimee permalink
    January 1, 2010 8:02 pm

    I could have done without the backing tracks, but, man, does he have nice skin.

    • Mylifeback permalink
      January 1, 2010 10:42 pm

      I blame the backing tracks on 19 Evil or Fox or Ryan or Simon.

  25. blacklisted permalink
    January 1, 2010 4:16 pm

    Excuse me but I’ve only seen these videos three times and not ten! It is possible that being hung over has limited my tarding because, ouch my head. ugh.

    Anyway, speaking of tarding…why is Cale hidden away like a trouble making mistress? El pelo de Jesu Christo was lusciously beautiful but that doesn’t make up for no Cale. I’m….disappoint.

  26. yuppie permalink
    January 1, 2010 2:10 pm

    **Throws plaid back at you! **

    One correction, though. When you say that Kris is comfortable enough with his sexuality to take funny photos with his guy friends, I think what you really mean is that he is gay and wants to have sex with Adam. 😉

    • deez permalink
      January 1, 2010 3:17 pm

      Lauren would approve that last statement! I was hoping they’d keep the guitar solo at the end of CSA that they’ve added to their live performances, it’s so much better that way IMO.

      The usual suspects @ MJs are trashing it of course…”he looked awkward and in pain”, “he has such a small voice, he just can’t rock out”, “the audience looked bored”, “Last year when David did this people were SCREAMING” …blah, blah, blah…. why do they bother watching then?

      On a positive note, Allison was great and looked gorgeous!!

      • TopIdol permalink
        January 1, 2010 3:36 pm

        I saw people screaming. And they were young and pretty. They were jumping up and down with cameras. Where were the bored ones? Where was the pain? Perhaps this is why they never notice the bored and disgusted look often seen in their savior’s eyes at meet & greets?

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 1, 2010 4:25 pm

          My favorite was all the excited male fans taking pictures of Kris while hanging out with their girlfriends (who had never suspected their boyfriends had man-crushes on a teeny-tiny AI contestant).

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 2, 2010 2:31 am

          Some woman working the event – pr or press – tweeted that she nearly got ran over by young people running to meet Kris Allen. Yeah, nobody cared at all…

          Did they show the male fans during the show? That’s too funny. I had to watch the videos.

          Also, have you seen that Cale shaved? It’s a travesty. He looks twelve now. 😦

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 2, 2010 11:03 am

            How could Cale do that to us, I ask?

            Why lord, why?!!

            • TopIdol permalink
              January 2, 2010 1:16 pm

              Be Don Draper

            • deez permalink
              January 2, 2010 11:29 pm

              ahhhhhhh….I think I’ll just sit here and watch JON HAMM wink at me for a few minutes.

        • Claire permalink
          January 2, 2010 2:55 am

          “Perhaps this is why they never notice the bored and disgusted look often seen in their savior’s eyes at meet & greets?”

          LOL! He looked absolutely miserable in all the m&g pics that I saw, but the delusional fans (not saying that all Adam fans are delusional) probably thought that he was considering switching teams while posing with them.

      • Lauren permalink
        January 1, 2010 3:41 pm

        Haha I was just reading that and agreeing with it! Kradam <3. I don't even care that Adommy kissed, KRADAM IS REAL!!!!

  27. barney permalink
    January 1, 2010 2:04 pm

    *Throws plaid back at ya* Happy New Year! 🙂

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