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Idol Quickies (January 20, 2010)

January 20, 2010

I forgot Adam Lambert was on Oprah yesterday. I forgot to set my DVR so shoot me. When I have a few minutes, I’ll watch all the videos MJ posted.

Season 5 contestant Ayla Brown’s father, Scott Brown, was elected to the U.S. Senate yesterday, in a special election for the deceased Sen. Ted Kennedy’s (former) seat. You won’t convince me his DILF-y looks had nothing to do with it. This is notable because he is a Republican in Massachusetts, was selected as The Sexiest Man in America by Cosmopolitan readers in 1982, and also because this could mean health care reform is shelved and Sarah Palin ends up winning in 2012. Or not…well, let’s hope not. I wonder if people will call him Beefcake Brown.

John Park is currently my favorite Idol contestant of Season 9, even without him acknowledging my existence OR being amusing via the Twitter. I hope John goes far in reversing EIGHT SEASONS OF RACIAL INJUSTICE on American Idol, of course, Idol will stop at nothing in their quest to get a CUTE LITTLE WHITE GIRL to the top in 2010. This theory of the obvious was further buoyed by last night’s Chicago auditions, in which the only thing resembling frau bait may also run a meth lab out of his bathtub.

The list of Top 24 spoilers keeps growing or changing. My theory of the obvious about Idol being racist and wanting a girl remains 99.9% viable, especially as there are several OMG SHE IS 16 girls and the guys’ list goes light on the frau bait. Not a lot of white dudes this year, but there is a black guy named David Duke. And one with the last name Lynche. Ouch.

On Sunday, Kris Allen sings the National Anthem as the Minnesota Vikings face off against the New Orleans Saints. It’s been a great football season if any of you pay attention to that sort of thing. I bet the Glamberts revolt after they find out their fierce prince and savior wasn’t selected to sing before the biggest game in football. (Colts vs. Saints, of course!) I don’t know how many Glamberts watch football, though, I don’t know if they watch anything other than Adam Lambert.

Speaking of Adam Lambert…he encouraged scary fan art via Twitter last night, when he reposted an Avatar-themed piece done by a Glambert. I imagine his publicists and management told him to do this. Be on the lookout for blue women today.

Also check out Fancast’s Maura Johnston’s recap

and Yahoo’s Lyndsey Parker’s take on Chicago

MTV’s Jim Cantiello is not impressed

EW’s Michael Slezak obviously watched the show, too!

35 Comments leave one →
  1. deez permalink
    January 23, 2010 3:02 pm

    Oh no, another fanwar. apparently this announcement has precipitated another skirmish @ Mj’s:

    Deletions have already started. But that’s ok, read upthread to find out what the argument was about….b/c I’m 99.9% sure it was the same thing.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 23, 2010 3:54 pm

      Some wackjob Beauty and the Beast fantard named Belle is having a meltdown at mj’s. Apparently, us lazy ass Kris fans SOMEHOW got it together THIS week to vote his video number one.

      I mean, us Kris fans couldn’t organize a picnic, yet, after two months of the mv slowly going up the countdown, we MAGICALLY used our powers to vote the video to the top spot the same week Adam premiered. Clearly it’s a conspiracy.

      Nah, it can’t be that Kris has been winning people over the past few months and just naturally progressed up the countdown based on regular folks liking the song and video.

      • deez permalink
        January 23, 2010 5:47 pm

        Lol…I never vote in polls. It’s true, Kris fans ARE lazy. If you go look at his IDF forum, it’s full of “meh…why bother?” I clicked on the thread about the video over there, there were 2 people there…(one of which was me) and I saw 1 person who claimed to have voted multiple times. True to form, most said they didn’t bother, lol.

        Poor HBD, how he won anything is beyond me…his fans just aren’t too motivated.

        Maybe Kerry Kolsch can add this as a post script to her book, I’m sure Chicfk-fil-a gave away free nuggets for voting. Still waiting on that SOON-TO-BE-REALEASED expose.

        • Claire permalink
          January 23, 2010 7:50 pm

          Did all of the online votes come from AR? Someone needs to investigate that ASAP!

          Coconutghost (nee sweet and sour, I think) is back posting in the Kris thread on TWoP, and what a coincidence it’s on the same day his video reaches #1.

    • Sherena permalink
      January 23, 2010 4:25 pm

      Aw, comments are closed and all the fanwarring deleted already. I always miss the fun stuff!

      • Lauren permalink
        January 23, 2010 5:11 pm

        I clicked on at the end and saw MJ yelling at everyone, rolled my eyes, and decided I didn’t even want to know.

  2. kimberly permalink
    January 21, 2010 11:04 am

    ” … and Sarah Palin ends up winning in 2012. — top idol

    Reminds me of a Supernatural Episode, I saw. ::grin::

  3. maxhate permalink
    January 20, 2010 9:19 pm

    Fucking outstanding private Oskar

  4. Lauren permalink
    January 20, 2010 6:15 pm

    Sorry to get off topic but you all need to see this. Creepy as hell.

    • Trish permalink
      January 20, 2010 6:43 pm

      Oh, that’s totally a joke, isn’t it?

      • Lauren permalink
        January 20, 2010 6:47 pm

        Is it? That would be very comforting. But I’m not sure…

        • pattyluponey permalink
          January 20, 2010 6:58 pm

          I really hope that is a joke. So disturbing.

    • January 20, 2010 7:06 pm

      It’s a joke. It’s mocking this girl:

      • Lauren permalink
        January 20, 2010 7:10 pm

        Oh….Ok good. I was like what idiot would post about stalking Adam?
        That makes sense now.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 20, 2010 10:57 pm

      That is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I can’t imagine Adam living in that house, it’s so cookie-cutter bland. Having said that, it’s probably all true.

  5. Trish permalink
    January 20, 2010 5:54 pm

    Isn’t the Super Bowl on CBS this year? Not likely Adam or any Idol will be singing the anthem this year, which makes having to listen to that asshat Phil Simms (God, I hate him) almost worth it.

  6. Smartie permalink
    January 20, 2010 5:49 pm

    That Twatter is fake, it’s a tard one.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 20, 2010 5:58 pm

      How does someone have tards so quickly? Especially an Asian dude. THIS IS IDOL.

      • Smartie permalink
        January 20, 2010 6:22 pm

        IDF etc. They started last month.

  7. pattyluponey permalink
    January 20, 2010 4:29 pm

    I went to to watch the “golden ticket” interviews and that methy looking guy wasn’t on there…I thought they showed him getting a golden ticket? Maybe he really was methy…. :/

    And it’s kinda cool that they are doing those interviews, so each of the top 24 at least have some exposure before we vote for them…

  8. Claire permalink
    January 20, 2010 2:03 pm

    “I don’t know how many Glamberts watch football, though, I don’t know if they watch anything other than Adam Lambert.”

    You’d think that would be the case, but I’m sure they’ll watch Kris so they can compare his anthem performance to the one Adam did at Miramar. Actually, they seem to watch a lot of his ‘boring and mediocre’ performances so they can write ‘concern’ posts on MJs/TWoP the next day. I personally wouldn’t waste my free time watching anything I felt was dull and average, but thankfully I don’t act like a crazy (they’re not all crazy!) Glambert.

    • deez permalink
      January 20, 2010 4:01 pm

      I remember before he sang it at the Staples Center, there were numerous “concern” posts: “Poor Kris will make a fool out of himself because he just doesn’t have the range to sing that song. I feel so embarrassed for him, b/c he is likely to get booed.”

      Yuh-huh… he did just fine. I’ve heard six year olds sing the anthem w/o messing it up, and if there was any booing, it was from Laker fans who wanted to get on with the game. BUT…I’m sure that will be forgotten and the same arguments will resurface around Friday(if they haven’t already). On the subject of HBD’s vocal non- existent range, I heard someone recently (no, it wasn’t Masterclass Lady) say that his range was above average, the only reason it didn’t seem so, was b/c he was being compared to Adam. Any other other year, it would not have been an issue.

      • auntieaimee permalink
        January 20, 2010 4:27 pm

        Sometimes I think people mistake volume for range.

      • wino permalink
        January 20, 2010 7:11 pm

        thats right, the anthem issue will be coming up for debate at MJs (rubs hands in anticipation). kris did a beautiful job at the lakers game. i laugh at anyone naive/stupid enough to think people in LA at a Lakers game actually care enough to boo. it could have been Sting standing there, who cares…they wanted the playoff game to start asap.

        btw, what time does Sunday’s game start? Im off to Sundance and will make a point to be at a bar pregame cheering HBD (and Favre, of course). I really like the Saints, but a Colts/Vikings matchup might be epic, if only to watch horse face Payton lose to Favre. Plus, Im hoping Favre will re-do his Pants on the Ground skit post win.

  9. Lauren permalink
    January 20, 2010 12:31 pm

    That avatar thing honestly scared even me. But oh well, if Adam likes it that’s fine with me. I can’t wait until Hollywood. Next week, right?
    I will root for the Asian. I have not heard him sing but HE’S ASIAN AND ON IDOL!

  10. freedavidcook permalink
    January 20, 2010 10:21 am

    LMAO! Adam doesn’t understand the floodgate of weird he unleashed asking for ‘art’ of him.

    I love that one of the searches at FDC yesterday was “Madam drinking porno horse sperm” Now that’s a piece of art work I’d like to see.

  11. deez permalink
    January 20, 2010 10:18 am

    LOL @ Avatar Adam with the chest hair HAHAHAHA.

    That looks like something that probably took a long time to do, I just don’t understand the “why.”

    What will ParkTards call themselves? I need to know, cuz I think I might be one.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 20, 2010 11:38 am

      I was a Parkette in high school. Ha.

      John Park is smart to play up to the Kris Allen fans. I would love to see an Asian throw a wrench in Idol’s carefully laid plans. While John Park may not be a VFTW pick, I think he could be the one for:

      a) people who know Idol is racist
      b) people who want to thwart the producers’ plans of having an OMG SHE IS ONLY 16 girl win this season
      c) people who hate frauen

      • deez permalink
        January 20, 2010 11:50 am

        All of the above!!

        Hot Asian! trumps sob story chicks, broken arms, Annie hair, Another LAMBERT, and David Cook 2.0! (Geesh…boring group of retreads).

      • pattyluponey permalink
        January 20, 2010 4:25 pm

        Hmmm…sounds like John Park could easily be the Top Idol pick… 😉

        • Lauren permalink
          January 20, 2010 4:27 pm

          You’re back! I’ve missed you! You know no one will ever replace Kris in her heart. xD

        • TopIdol permalink
          January 20, 2010 5:01 pm

          Hey. I did good last year 🙂

          • Lauren permalink
            January 20, 2010 5:10 pm

            That you did. You definitely greatly influenced my love of Kris. Today a girl in my drama class told me she was an Adam fan and I was happy. Then she told me she hated Kris but loved Gokey and I was sad. How can you not love Krisssss?????

            • TopIdol permalink
              January 20, 2010 5:24 pm

              I met people like that when I went to the concert. I had no idea that was even possible. So weird.

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