Jersey Shore Kiddies + Kristen Bell = AWESOMENESS
I love Kristen Bell. I think I may even see that When In Rome movie because she’s in it. That’s how awesome Kristen Bell is — she even makes some shit romcom look okay!
Kristen Bell appeared on The Rachael Ray Show today…with the Jersey Shore kids (and JWOWW’s balloon breasts). I had no idea Rachael Ray was still on the air. I sometimes see her magazine in the grocery store, however, I have conditioned myself to turn away quickly and block it out, much as I do any memory from childhood. In fact, just typing the name Rachael Ray made me light a cigarette.
See! Everyone loves Guidos! Even Kristen Bell!
ONTD posted some photos from today’s awesome conference, the best part? VINNY VINNY VINNY!! In the last few weeks of Jersey Shore, my favorite Guido, Vinny, has been getting some major screentime! I’ve often wondered how Vinny made the cut since he tends to come off as very different from the rest of the cast. He’s always struck me as the heart of the show in many respects, although I do have a soft spot for Pauly D. Sometimes, in weak moments, I even have major love for The Situation (although I will always have love for THE SNOOKUATION). Actually, I like all of them. I can’t help it. They’re the most endearing people I’ve seen on MTV “reality” television since the plump kid who wanted to be a Mr. Something Or Another at his Ohio high school and had former NFL-er Eddie George coach him on Made. That shit had me in tears, dammit!
Anyway, I love Vinny. He is also the best-dressed Guido. Vinny rules.