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Constantine Maroulis left his stain on Sundance

January 24, 2010

Poor Robert Redford. In recent years, his Sundance Film Festival has been invaded by such deplorable interlopers as Paris Hilton and others in search of a good party or a me-as-a-ski-bunny photo op. Corporate sponsorship is now everywhere you look. Yikes. However, I don’t know if any of these sad facts could have prepared us for um, Constantine Maroulis as a hired performer at Sundance.

Along with some of his Rock of Ages castmates, Walking VD Maroulis screamed songs at a Cornerstone Entertainment party honoring their entries into this year’s festival, Hesher and Sympathy for the Delicious. I’m guessing they were cheap?

Naturally, there were photos taken of greasy Constantine Maroulis, who looks more and more like a creepy uncle with a penchant for cocaine and cold cuts. You can be certain he indulged in a lot of the swag, but at least he knows which t-shirt works best with his chest pubes, stringy mane, and overwhelming narcissism.

10 Comments leave one →
  1. Lanne Tard permalink
    February 8, 2010 1:34 pm

    Well, “CD”, since you seem to love being on the receiving end of HIS insults, why should it bother you if people insult him? Plus, it’s no effort at all to think up insults aimed at a guy who goes out of his way to be an idiot.

  2. wino permalink
    January 28, 2010 12:33 am

    This explains it all! I was rushed to the ER with a viral stomach infection…and at first the docs suspected poorly handled food. But nah, I must have been in close proximity to Douchey Maroulis.

    Best part of the wkend…being pushed aside while entering a party for the chipmunk faced chick from Dancing with the Stars. To quote the promoter ” Sorry, but we have to let in the celebrities. They are our #1 priority”. Ummm, since when did D list reality stars become bonafide “celebrities”. No wonder I was told to try the Telluride Film Festival next year instead…apparently its what Sundance was, 10 yrs ago before the invasion of Paris Hilton, US Weekly and friends.

  3. the tard king permalink
    January 25, 2010 7:21 pm

    “Be stupid”. Words to live by, Connie.

  4. Burgundy LaRue permalink
    January 25, 2010 3:36 pm

    The background guy’s face says it all for me. Why is the walking armpit stain still around? He’s just so damn nasty.

  5. deez permalink
    January 25, 2010 2:11 am

    I had to wait for the perfect opportunity to enter this thread…not too soon after eating, and at least 6 hours before the next meal. *shudder* *shudder*… Ok now that I’ve steeled myself, he looks totally repulsive in that pic. I bet if you found photos of him at 10 months old, he’d have that same smarmy expression on his face. They probably had to disinfect most everything after his departure.

  6. erinnthered permalink
    January 25, 2010 12:12 am

    Wow, my fave and least fave Idol contastants in back to back posts.

    Love the shirt.

  7. hoho permalink
    January 24, 2010 8:57 pm

    Thinking up new insults about Greasy is about as challenging as “finding reasons to drink water.” He’s a walking insult to himself. And to bacon grease everywhere.

  8. January 24, 2010 8:06 pm


    He will be around for a long time- That should keep you busy thinking up new insults.

  9. Kathy permalink
    January 24, 2010 7:07 pm

    Yes this is one tool I loathed on Idol. God, I can’t believe people actually give him work. Singing no less!!!

  10. January 24, 2010 7:05 pm

    Blech. That is all.

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