Fun times at the 52nd Grammy Awards
The Grammy Awards were last night. They sucked, save for Pink’s aerial silk routine and Stephen Colbert’s hee-hee dig at Adam Lambert. Come on! It was funny. Hey, Stephen Colbert knows who he is. That’s a good sign, right? Perhaps it was simply another part of Colbert’s ongoing imitation of the man he hate-mocks, Bill O’Reilly? Oh, wait…no, sorry. The Glamberts have still thrown themselves into a tizzy.
All this for a guy who may be the long-lost bastard son of Colonel Sanders. Perhaps its those 11 secret herbs & spices which make him so damn irresistible to the (post)-menopausal set.
Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood just really needed to eat a damned sandwich. Her arm is the size of my thumb. She should also never speak.
I guess Justin Guarini was covering it for the TV Guide channel? (But I’m thinking they sort of just let anyone in. Alexis Grace was there. Or at least posed with one of the signs in front.)
How this woman can even smile amazes me after all she’s been through. Jennifer Hudson looked (and sounded) great.
This obnoxious bitch was only there in a pitiful attempt to show the world how RELEVANT she is…
…and to get into this guy’s pants. She’s been chasing him for over a year now, even though QUATTO warned her it would never happen.
For more photos of the 52nd Grammy Awards, check out MJ’s stash. Now with funny “concerned speculation” on why Kris Allen — who is probably on a flight to Southeast Asia right now — was not in attendance…and why this is MUY MAL for his career.
Whether or not Kris is “into the whole gala thing” or not he is wasting really valuable opportunities to network at functions like this. The day is going to come when someone is waffling over considering him for one thing or another and some previous personal contact would have made all the difference. That’s what all these functions are for- one Clive party is still just one party. The Grammy’s are network exposure both as appearing on a network and working a network. And never mind Katy’s aspirations- she needs the exposure as well.
I understand that there are successful celebrities that eschew the schmoozing thing, but Kris is not there yet and needs to learn how to get himself out there. He’s too passive. I don’t expect him to be a social butterfly and change his nature but I would expect him to at least try and make an effort. These opportunities are few and far between- it’s a shame to let them get away like this.
And someone wasted time writing those 2 paragraphs because they care so much?
Will be adding a few more photos if I get a chance. What were your favorite Grammy moments? I’m a bit shocked Gaga was so royally screwed when it came time to hand out those awards (although I think everyone won 10 of something in the awards presented before the telecast) and seriously, enough with Taylor Swift and the AW SHUCKS I REALLY WON speeches. The hate once reserved only for Miley Cyrus will now be directed towards you. Sorry, sweetheart. It’s just how things work.