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American Idol Top 36 Round Deux (IFFY) SPOILERS

February 25, 2009

From Joe’s Place. Still a rumor, but I couldn’t resist a chance to add commentary. 

Adam Lambert — All By Myself (Eric Carmen)
PLEASE camp it up even more. With his cabaret skills, this could be fun. 

Nick Mitchell — Crying (Roy Orbison)
PLEASE  be Normund Gentle. Of course, I’m just happy YOU’RE YOU! No matter who you are, Nick / Norman / Normund.

Matt Breitzke — How Am I Supposed to Live Without You (Michael Bolton)
Our favorite bear could pick up some Frauen with this bad boy. But Bolton is risky. Hey, why doesn’t anyone ever sing Rick Astley?

Kai Kalama — Lean on Me (Club Nouveau)
High Kalama better bring it. I hope its a good arrangement. Pack a fatty bowl for Kai!

Kris Allen — How You Remind Me (Nickelback)
I am so happy you’re not doing DC Talk. And I kill this song in PS2 Karaoke Revolution. (Save your deep-voiced chick jokes)

Matt Giraud — Viva La Vida (Coldplay)
Interesting. Coldplay on Idol. I bet Lindsay Lohan starts texting this dude if he makes the Top 12.

Jeanine Vailes —  Love Will Lead You Back (Taylor Dayne)

Allison Iraheta — Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler)
Fail. Fail. Make sure the grandparents are voting. She’s what, 16? Do something RELEVANT. Don’t these kids watch the show before they audition?

Meghan Corkrey — Nothing Compares 2 U (Sinead O’Connor)
Awesome. Top 12. But even I will vote if she brings a photo of her ex-husband and rips it half at the end.

Jesse Langseth — You Needed Me (Anne Murray)
I hate Anne Murray’s voice. My mother insists on torturing me at Xmastime with Anne Murray. 

Mishavonna Henson — With or Without You (U2)
I believe this is the first year U2 songs have been allowed on Idol. She better not frak up the big note. 

Jasmine Murray — Love Song (Sara Bareilles) 
I totally called this one. I hope she chills on the tranny makeup. She’s too young for all that face paint!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 26, 2009 11:25 am

    Well 2 out of 12! Not bad. Lololol. This goes to show that this website will post ANYTHING they hear. Maybe a little investigative work would do some good before you just post nonsense.

  2. shy permalink
    February 26, 2009 12:45 am

    i love nick gentle hes so different and he makes me excited to watch da show but i must admit i wouldnt care if adam lambert couldnt sing i know hes gay but hes so gorgeous hes constantine minus da douchey jackass ness of him lol

  3. February 25, 2009 11:40 pm

    Normund, Norman, Nick, Normick… Who cares, for the win!
    Fingers crossed!

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