The Glamberts will love this photo of Adam Lambert’s Glambulge
Thank you, AdamBMusic and Unravel. Have the Glamberts seen this? It’s Adam Lambert! And that little Cheeks person! And the um, uh…Glambulge.
Yeah. I only posted this because I wanted the hits. I totally admit it. No shame in telling the truth now, is there? I can’t believe I even wrote Glambulge, but it just makes me laugh. You call this guy’s penis the Glambulge and his armpits Ginger Pits. Why not call them Glitter Ginger Pits? It’s unhealthy to name the body parts of people you’ve never met (Post-Idol concert Meet & Greets do not count). You are just as bad as the Claymates who call his junk Waldo. And the Soul Patrol people who calls Taylor Hicks’ ass the Onion. If you’re wondering about that one, it’s because it’s so fine it makes you wanna cry.
That’s all I got. Talk amongst yourselves. Or better yet, start submitting captions for this party-pic-in-spandex.
(And in case you didn’t know Adam Lambert was recently making out with that Drake dude in a 7-11 parking lot...and Lambert’s Time For Miracles video will be shown before the posthumous Michael Jackson concert film, This Is It. Call me a hater, but come on. You Idol people couldn’t even have stuck in some Kris Allen before Law Abiding Citizen or something?)