Pray for Adam Lambert!
Since it’s Sunday, I figured we should pray some more. And we should pray for Adam Lambert because he’s a big ol’ queer.
LORD, I pray for Adam. I pray Jesus, that You will reach out Your hand & touch him with Your grace. I ask that You will speak to his heart, call him by name, and let him know You Love him. That You accept him, and may he be able to turn, face his LORD & Surrender. Continue to rearrange the places in his heart where You are moving & preparing to move. Soften the hard places & mold the places that are already tender & soft toward You. There is so much darkness that has surrounded & hunted Adam’s heart & Mind LORD. I pray now for the Morning to Dawn on his life. Take him out of an “abstract Spirituality” into an absolute True relationship & Eternal reality with You, Jesus. I cry out with tears in my eyes for Adam to surrender his heart, his life & his will to You & Your plans for him. You are going to do Awesome, Awesome things in him! I ask that Danny, Scott & Kris & other people You have placed in his path will speak to him about Jesus. Without words & if necessary with them as well. Protect Adam today & already be meeting him where he is at. Draw him near to Your very heart LORD. In Yur Name Jesus, I ask, pray & Believe in. ~Amen
Yes, Lord, have the Christian contestants work hard to show Adam, a 26-year-old man who appears confident in both his talents and sexuality, to see the error of his ways. Don’t worry about Darfur, God, please just make sure Adam Lambert becomes straight.
LORD, I can not judge Adam or his heart & life. I can not point to him & say “See, here is where you’ve got it all wrong.” Only You can speak to his heart & teach Him. I have no idea if Adam is Your child. But I do know that satan has lied enough to him, to cause him to stumble. I see that he has darkened Adam’s mind & whispered many lies to his heart. I ask for rescue & salvation for Adam LORD. I ask that You will set him on the path that leads to You. I pray that Danny & Scott can befriend him, and speak to him about Your great Grace, Love & Plan for Adam’s life. Without words or with them, speak over Adam’s heart. Bring him to Jesus. I ask for him to know of You & Your great Love for him. Show him that he can know who he is, and have direction. Save Adam Jesus. Bring light into his darkeness. Protect him from the lies that surround him, and may he know what is Truth. In Your Name Jesus, I ask, pray & believe in. ~Amen
Ah yes, it’s all SATAN’S FAULT. Satan controls DNA! Hmmm, I just heard something. The sound of Watson and Crick rolling over in their graves. I wonder if I can win a Nobel Prize for determining the double helix of stupidity.
Lord, save Adam. He seems so confident. Yet, yes, so lost. I pray that he does befriend the Christian men on the show and is shown how man was made in Your image and help Adam to know he is a man. I ask that his father is able to befriend him. Somewhere along the line, their relationship was ruined or never did really gel. I pray that they become friends. Save this poor, confused soul, Lord. He needs You. In Your name, Father, amen.
Wait. So Adam thinks he is a woman? Of course! No wonder he went on Idol. What better way to gain access to gaggles of overweight Frauen? He’s just doing this to make a WOMAN SUIT out of all of you! Jesus, help this man!!! (And I’m sure Lambert’s father, who was shown cheering for his son in the audience, would love to know you’re praying for their relationship to be repaired since he obviously failed him as a father, thereby turning him GAY.)
If Jesus were alive, he would smack all of you upside the head.
(So I guess you guys better pray long and hard, huh?)