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You know you want a camera licked by Adam Lambert

February 15, 2010

Adam Lambert licked a camera during Friday’s Rock My Town show in NYC. Because he’s all bawdy and rawkgod-y like that.

Now some Glambert wants to make a few bucks off the camera he licked, so she’s auctioning the allegedly-licked Kodak point-and-shoot on eBay.


Clearly she is not a TRUE GLAMBERT. Off with her head! Oh wait…the seller is a Kris Allen fan? By all means! Make a profit. In fact, I applaud your entrepreneurial skills.

Ha ha ha. Lambert licked a Kris Allen’s fan camera. Sorry, Glamberts. Guess you’ll just have to bid for it now πŸ™‚

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  1. morgan permalink
    February 19, 2010 10:46 am

    OH, you can see his havoc (in part) at AO on a thread called “Lets talk all things gay”. Wherein he was going to “educate” them about gayness. JFC.

    But there’s nothing really interesting lately there except to understand the ability of some jackass to influence naive people who essentially are nice women. That thread was deleted several times by AO mods but the posters keep rebuilding it. He hasn’t posted there much since his faux leaving after me calling him a fake.

    Some poor young girl actually asked him if Adam has a lisp from being gay.

    Please guys don’t assault that place. Leave them be – there is actually very little cray going on now and when it is, it’s younger people ttytt. I only post there to smack them upside the head when doing public dumb shit.

    And there are legitimate gay people there who never bother anyone NOR post on that fraud thread so IMO they know it’s fake AND stupid. They have their own threads.

    • saskin permalink
      February 19, 2010 10:57 am

      Please guys don’t assault that place.

      I wouldn’t know but I tend to think TI readers are like Goldilocks. Fan sites are too hot; VFTW is too cold; TI is just right. I don’t think they’ll be assaulting anywhere anytime soon.

      • Lauren permalink
        February 19, 2010 4:23 pm

        Saskin, you are kind of exactly right. I can’t do the fansites. Too much cray cray or just plain obsession. Except for Kradam sites, I’m a cray cray when it comes to that. And VFTW is just awful in my opinion. (Sorry Worsters!)
        And except for that one poporange incident, I am not the “assaulting” type.

  2. morgan permalink
    February 19, 2010 10:31 am

    Top Idol, I emailed you the link I referenced above ^^ with the penis site lol.

  3. morgan permalink
    February 19, 2010 10:18 am

    OK there is too much confusion here. But YAY you for your gaydar on the fraud guy.

    1. The camera owner was a Kris stan not a Glambert. Hence, the auction. She self declared numerous times including on her youTube with the vid of the pseudo-lick.

    2. The VH1 show was with Gotham and they ALWAYS request the photos for ALL shows including John Mayer and ZZTop to name two, which you can confirm on their Facebook page where the standard letter is printed as was done for the Lambert concert. They do not request a photo for the +1 guest.

    3. The IHeartRadio show with the cellphone was not a concert but a quiet accoustic show being FILMED & RECORDED for their site and Z100. Z100 played that acoustic version all day long starting Tuesday. Security took her out when she mouthed off about being on the phone. I’m quite sure you would agree they did not want her yakking on their airways across the metropolitan area of millions of listeners. That same recording was also embedded and promoted on several Clear Channel stations.

    4.MAD PROPS to Top Idol for understanding that the Sean person is absolutely imo a poseur. You’re the only one who gets this aside from me. While I normally think you’re deliberately disingenuous and obtuse, this time I’m suspending that accusation to congrat you.

    That person showed up on AO 4Q09 and wreaked havoc there, claiming to be a gay man wherein anybody with ANY real world experience with gay men would see they are a fake.

    I personally think it’s an older man trying to do some fuckery with women especially younger girls. It’s creepy in fact. Although it’s possible it’s just a female Glambert trying to get attention and misguided gay promotion.

    After sucking in all the naive members there aching to have a gay friend, Sean was banned numerous times for TOS violations.

    ****I found a person, a MAN, online on a penis photo porn site. Google the screen name sweetsexysean and you’ll get the hit. Might be a couple pages back by now though****

    His photo very much resembled the photo on the “new” Twitter account he established after getting banned. But the photo was distant. The new photo is a “younger” version of the porn photo IMO.

    He managed to get reinstated by AO after whining about misunderstandings etc, and I finally called him out as the porn guy. I pointed out that never ONE TIME did he EVER make any statement commonly seen by normal gay men, nor any political position and he had absolutely NO CLUE about any gay issues such as the GLAAD episode after the AMAs etc. NOTHING GAY about this guy.

    He left AO then, immediately and opened the twitter.

    MOST disturbing is that I saw him trying to engage a 15 year old girl on Twitter who was having a fight with her BFF girl. She is only a casual Adam fan and there was no reason whatsoever to try and engage her. “email me, what’s wrong honey?, Adam loves you, I love you you have friends here” and other spooky crap.

    THAT, combined with the Paypal and self promotion of getting a freaking 89 year old to California is suspect.

    I was watching his Twitter waiting to see if this guy was claiming he’d go to the Adam concert in Canada since it’s in his alleged home city. To see if he was real. The tickets went on sale yesterday and he spent the entire day pimping for money for the alleged 89 year old. Not a single mention of trying to get tickets, whereas all of AO was upset because there was alot of ticket drama with the Canadian outlet.

    You are correct this guy is a scam. It remains to be seen if he’s just nuts or up to no good.

    • TopIdol permalink
      February 19, 2010 10:26 am

      Hey, email me ok? PLEASE! I want to discuss more of this…

      He also claims to live in Canada. Very convenient, no? His YouTube account appears to have been started in 2006, all he has is a Brokeback Mountain video…

      So a lot of Lambert fans don’t think he’s full of shit?

      • morgan permalink
        February 19, 2010 10:40 am

        Yeah I saw that when I was in investigation mode LOL. I don’t know what to think of that component. Maybe someone co-opted that screenname or something? IDK.

        NO. I never saw anyone else say he’s full of shit. It’s mind blowing how naive these girls are. I saw one or TWO twats to him on his @replies calling him out at most.

        He gives out an email addy, has a private chat site, and all kinds of goofy crap.

        I saw one Twat saying to someone “XXX, pick up your phone”. (forget her name).

        It was either a fake “phone call” or he’s actually calling ppl and is a man. Or a co-party to the scam.

        Now, girl, you know as well as I do that no normal gay man is going to spend the entire day on AO and other places engaging straight women. WTF. Especially if he has a “husband” (another fake component).

        Very intriguing LOL. I emailed you.

  4. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    February 17, 2010 4:38 am

    Apparently Adam was at a fashion show and was caught in a very bad situation. Very very bad.


    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      February 17, 2010 4:42 am

      Aw dammit, it didn’t embed properly! I’m just going to link it here.

      Be warned, you probably need some heavy-duty disinfectant after clicking. That should give you a clue anyway.

      • erinnthered permalink
        February 17, 2010 5:03 am

        Don’t bring The Situation into this. He’s way better than that skeevy dude.

        Poor Adam. He’s gonna need some industrial strength, anti-bacterial cleanser.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        February 19, 2010 12:24 pm

        Thank GOD Adam wears gloves. Fingerless perhaps, but at least there was some protection.

        Oh, TI’s must love this photo. πŸ™‚

    • Lauren permalink
      February 17, 2010 9:12 am

      Ahhhhh!!!! My poor Adam! NOOOOOO!!!!!

  5. emma permalink
    February 16, 2010 9:43 pm

    Jim C has an epic multi-part Kradison interview up on the MTV site now (can get the link at his twitter — Adam, Kris and Allison have such great chemistry and there are a lot of great moments in this interview, especially in regard to misheard lyrics and about what’s up with Danny Gokey. Oh and Kris’s recreation of his reaction when his wife told him about The Swell Season doing his FS/WOWU mashup? LOL

  6. Muzikizmi permalink
    February 16, 2010 6:30 pm

    Somebody, quick go to Hits Daily Double, and tell me if my eyes are deceiving me. I could swear that the Great Glamberto has fallen off the HDD album update.

    How can this be? A rawk god can’t fall from #29 or whatever, into the bottem-less canyon in one week, can he?

  7. chrissy permalink
    February 16, 2010 11:27 am

    I was there last night, the best part was when he told the one girl in the audience to turn off her cell phone lol. “This is a live show not tv s” check it out:

    He rules!!!

    • Mithra permalink
      February 16, 2010 1:43 pm

      VFTW is reporting that the cell phone girl was interviewed by Z100 and is claiming she called her grandmother who’s a big Adam fan. Anyone hear this?

      • deez permalink
        February 16, 2010 1:59 pm

        I still can’t figure out if the “interrupting” phone call was scripted or not…the conflicting video evidence says “yes”, but if it was part of the show, why make up a story about who she called? Of course, I guess the first time it happened could’ve been legit, then they decided to keep the incident and retape it with a funny reaction? I don’t know how these things work.

        • TopIdol permalink
          February 16, 2010 3:03 pm


 mentions the Kradison show in their little Monday news roundup. Sure, they mistakenly said it was on Sunday night, but I was more amused by the photo next to it.

          Obviously, AfterElton is staffed by a bunch of self-loathing homosexuals.

          • blacklisted permalink
            February 16, 2010 3:16 pm

            Well those boys at AfterElton do agree that Kris is gatnip. In fact, it was Ed Kennedy who found the gay catnip macros done by the girls at GC. Funny.

          • erinnthered permalink
            February 16, 2010 8:48 pm

            There was something about Kradison? I got distracted by the “10 Foods Wrapped in Bacon” link…mmmm, bacon.

      • Muzikizmi permalink
        February 18, 2010 7:39 pm

        LOL! I think it is hilarious, that the girl’s GRANNY is a huge Adam Lambert fan. Yet another Granbert.

    • nerdgirl permalink
      February 16, 2010 5:50 pm

      She just was calling a taxi or a bus to get home on time. Lambert fans are not rude, not at all …

    • stanless permalink
      February 17, 2010 12:22 pm

      Please get over yourself, DivaAdam. Should she have been talking on her cell during the concert? Probably not. But should you embarass your FAN in that setting? HELL to the NO.
      And that distracted you? Really? Is that why you were so offkey? I want a big fat pin to deflate his big fat ego.

  8. smashemup permalink
    February 16, 2010 10:47 am

    Start price has gone done to $99.99 already.

    • Burgundy LaRue permalink
      February 16, 2010 10:54 am

      She should have started the bidding at $1.00 and gone from there. If she doesn’t sell the camera this time around, that’s what I would suggest.

      • Mithra permalink
        February 16, 2010 1:47 pm

        You’re right, but I think she kinda killed it by starting out so high. Part of the psychology of an auction is competition, which Idol tardom by it’s very nature fits right into. Dumb move. I bet Glamtards will not bid no matter how much they want to out of “principle” πŸ˜‰ because she’s been outted as a Kris fan.

        • saskin permalink
          February 16, 2010 1:57 pm

          Hmm. It is complicated. I’ll help them sort it out:

          1- She is a Kris fan
          2- She is a journalist
          3- She lowered the price

          Maybe she is trying to write an article about how nobody gives a $%&# about Lambert memorabilia even when it includes bodily fluids and an SD card. πŸ™‚

  9. summersnow permalink
    February 16, 2010 6:21 am

    What??? Only selling it for $299.99??? That’s so ridiculously low!!! I mean I would sell it to the glambert for at least 10K, considering that the “rock god” saliva stain is on it. You know what, the glambert can fantasize about having second hand kissing with him by kissing the camera lol.

  10. Misha permalink
    February 16, 2010 4:59 am

    So…geez louise…I saw this post on Rickey about him stopping his show to call out a fan talking on her cell phone…then I see this…and your post with him, Kris and Allison at the show…….for SURE Allison is the most talented of the three…I like Kris a lot…but his voice does not hold up. And Adam…ugh. I’m sorry..but his talent gets lost in his ego and the belief that he’s already made it….um….no, I don’t think so. A real entertainer ignores the rude crazies and keeps on going. And this is not a Broadway theater. (if anyone wants to compare to Hugh Grant).

  11. rehabilitard permalink
    February 15, 2010 11:56 pm

    How is she going to proove that this is THE licked camera? Does she have certificate of authenticity or something? LOL

  12. damitman permalink
    February 15, 2010 11:18 pm

    Yea I talk to this girl on twitter all the time. I remember when she tweeted when it happened at the concert. I dont blame her one bit. Id do the same. This also happens to be the same girl that works at OK magazine & did the interview with Kris a few weeks ago-the crying at Marley & Me one. Thats how she got front row-press pass. Shes also the first girl that Kris pulled on stage for AWM-the one with the Kris Allen shirt. I mean if the Glamberts paid 1000’s for those underwear why not the licked camera. Shes just said shes still got the memory card too, so yea she could get a pretty penny.

  13. Sherena permalink
    February 15, 2010 10:16 pm

    I don’t know if it’s a good idea to sell stuff with Adam’s DNA on it. You know eventually someone’s gonna try to clone him. πŸ˜›

    • jukejoint permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:18 pm

      Isn’t that the whole idea? Or to try to bear a child with DNA lifted from his spit? (I’m not a science person, so I don’t know these things. I don’t even watch CSI.)

      • Sherena permalink
        February 15, 2010 10:23 pm

        Luckily, so far spit-babies are beyond the reach of science. But who knows what the future will bring? ^.^

        • jukejoint permalink
          February 15, 2010 10:38 pm

          Hang onto that spit! You might be able to make a baby with it in 2095.

          • Sherena permalink
            February 16, 2010 7:23 pm

            I hope I live that long! I’d be over 100. Maybe I should make it my goal in life to see the turning of the next century.

    • Kathy permalink
      February 16, 2010 7:17 am

      Oh God.

  14. February 15, 2010 9:47 pm

    A Kris fan is in possession of the much sought after Adam DNA? [Allegedly.] Oh the irony! Its like rain on your wedding day! Or a free ride when you’ve already paid! Or the good advice that you just didn’t take! Who would have thought… it figures?

    • Lauren permalink
      February 16, 2010 6:23 pm

      I love you!
      It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think.

  15. Stella permalink
    February 15, 2010 9:43 pm

    Why in the world should she give this money to charity? Lambert fans are crazy and stupid enough to pay for something as disgusting as this, so why not make a profit off of their stupidity? That’s the American way. Lambert is vile and disgusting, why would he take somebody’s property and do something as nasty as slobber all over it? Why he continuously gets defended for his tasteless and foul behaviour is totally beyond me. The man is a classless pig and from what I’ve seen, his fans are unbelievably insane, like I’ve never seen before insane.

    • Sherena permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:18 pm

      Yeah, I don’t get it in general when people judge other people’s spending habits and go “that should’ve gone to charity” or “why doesn’t this bitch spend her money on charity instead” and etc. Charity is good, but it’s an individual choice. I’m happy that this girl is going to making some money. She says she wants to buy a new, better camera with it πŸ™‚

      • Sherena permalink
        February 15, 2010 10:19 pm

        *going to BE making some money
        *going to make some money

        /grammar nazi

      • Mithra permalink
        February 16, 2010 1:27 am

        I’m glad the “charity” thing was addressed. WTF? As someone who not only donates but volunteers, and has since I was a kid, that’s just …ugh… There is no reason for that girl to be guilted by jealous Glamtards to donate to charity. Sheesh.

        Speaking of so called “charity” and the Glamtards obsession with wearing it on their sleaves, I saw in the idletard thread at VFTW that the fake gay guy persona sockpuppet who’s spearheading the 89 year olds possible death trip is asking for $400 more for oxygen tanks, wheelchair, etc…

        What’s the url to that guy’s blog again?

        • TopIdol permalink
          February 16, 2010 1:43 am

          I found his YT account which has a Brokeback Mountain video uploaded four years ago, but based on his Twitter profile pic and everything else, it seems like some frau masquerading as a gay male.

          • Mithra permalink
            February 16, 2010 1:47 am

            Yeah, and frau would have been into that film.

            Thanks for the url – but I got THIS:

            The web address you entered could not be found

          • Mithra permalink
            February 16, 2010 2:03 am

            Sorry about the post whoring, but I just found this (not sure if it’s already been posted):


            Could “he” be a sockpuppet creation of Juneau and Xena? His “husband’s” name is Jake πŸ˜‰

            • deez permalink
              February 16, 2010 2:12 am

              I looked at his twitter…very suspicious. His profile says something like…”Oh yeah, I just happen to be gay.” Who does that? He also spends a LOT of time tarding for a young good-looking man, tweeting crap to Adam, making tard sites, and trying to fix Adam up with Johnny Weir. This is all the domain of frauen.

              If this dude is real, I will be shocked.

              • erinnthered permalink
                February 16, 2010 4:03 am

                Johnny Weir? OMG! TI…is that your sockpuppet? πŸ˜‰

                Yeah, sounds fake to me.

                • deez permalink
                  February 16, 2010 10:06 am

                  Found these couple of jewels @VFTW:

                  Someone asks….
                  I want to help but I’m a bit confused about that PayPal page. It isn’t the usual PayPal page and the web address is different (cms.paypal vs just paypal). As someone who both sends and receives money all the time using PayPal I am very super-cautious about any site that may not be exactly the correct one when it comes to money. Can you possibly clarify why the site address is different than the one I’m accustomed to using?

                  To which she replies
                  Rod helped Sean set this up. THIS IS COMPLETELY LEGAL AND LEGIT! We have many people working on this. People here from AO like myself, Mtn_Woman and then obviously sweetsexysean. When you give the donation you will get a reply with Isabel’s email and my name at the Trust Fund keeper, Istrea Ann. I would NEVER give out my real name if I didn’t feel this was for a good cause and worth everything to this wonderful woman. Rod has donated and can verify that info.

                  ALSO: Is there anyone here from the American Idol Forums that can copy/past the OP from here to over there? Help is very needed by every fan.

                  Sean’s new quest is EVERY FAN $5 FOR ISABEL!


                  Nope, she never answers the question.

                  Then, in Kerry Kolsch news:


                  What do you do when you do not want to work 9-5 but you need to earn money? What do you do when just the idea of typing up a resume or interviewing for a job just makes your skin crawl? My answer has always been that instead of looking for a job I need to make my own. I have decided that my next job will be to become a self made internet millionaire!

                  My goal is to search the internet and find every claim that you can make money free and see if it works. I will blog along my quest, keeping track of every thing I try and how much money I make.
                  …I will let you in on the little secrets about how you might be unknowingly making money for other people every time you are online and hopefully you will chose to let me make some of the money. Once I have mastered making money on the internet, then I am going to sell a book, a system and a coaching plan.

                  I hope you enjoy following my journey!

                  Kerry Kolsch,
                  Soon to be Internet Millionaire

                  So that’s why she didn’t pay her Lawlering fees!

                  • TopIdol permalink
                    February 16, 2010 12:31 pm

                    A) So her real name is really pflagmom?

                    B) This woman may be the most certifiable of any tard I’ve ever seen. That’s a pretty mighty feat, but golly gee, Kerry Kolsch is definitely in the running.

                  • jukejoint permalink
                    February 16, 2010 1:13 pm

                    So self-pubbing a conspiracy book is her first step on “How to Become an Internet Millionaire by Pursuing Scams” plan?

                    I have no idea who these people are or even if they’re really people and not going to rip off their skin and show their reptile innards like on V. Is pflagmom the one who was giving away thousands of copies of Adam’s album and singles? Or if pflagmom just a sockpuppet name for whoever Sexy Sean really is? (Not-so-sexy Istrea Ann? And what the hell kind of name is Istrea Ann? If I saw that in a mystery I would say, uh oh, somebody is anagramming names. After the whole mess with the Scambert who told people they were going to Gridlock, have these people learned nothing??)

                    • TopIdol permalink
                      February 16, 2010 1:34 pm

                      Were you watching The Final Battle on SyFy yesterday? Because I totally did. I’ve loved that crap since I was 6, although the actual TV series sucked. The miniseries was bad ass. Lizard baby! Jane Badler! Marc Singer making emotive faces!

                    • jukejoint permalink
                      February 16, 2010 1:48 pm

                      Aw, I missed it. Bummer! I do remember it fondly. I think I was 20-something, though, not 6 like some people. Jane Badler rules with her bad-ass 80s hair. Marc Singer, not so much.

                    • TopIdol permalink
                      February 16, 2010 2:46 pm

                      I agree. Even if he was the BEASTMASTER!!!

                    • erinnthered permalink
                      February 16, 2010 9:10 pm

                      Anagram names FTW! That whole thing screams scam.

                      They aired original recipe V on Scyfy? I loved V even if it seemed like it aired every other day for two years. That birth scene still kinda haunts me.

                      …anxiously awaiting expose…

              • TopIdol permalink
                February 16, 2010 12:33 pm

                Funny how Glamberts hate me, yet so many of them have started riding the Weir for Lambert train.

                If you check that post I made, one woman keeps posting reasons why they should be together…

                • Pandora permalink
                  February 16, 2010 3:58 pm

                  Again, no freaking way it’ll ever happen. Weir is a famewhore himself and would not tolerate being with someone who might draw even a tiny bit of attention away from him.

                  • TopIdol permalink
                    February 16, 2010 5:51 pm

                    If I had to chose between gays, I would totally go with Weir. He’s not just gay for your entertainment. Ooops. Did that come out wrong?

              • lamberkitten permalink
                February 16, 2010 7:59 pm

                I read some of the threads from, and about, Sean at Adam Official. There was uproar at one time cos, from memory, he took some female fans to task about trying to play up Adam being bi-curious, and for playing down Adam’s gayness. You got the feeling that he thought Adam’s gayness or homosexuality in general was being diminished by the general fans. Also his boyfriend used to post there – I think Sean either got banned, or banished himself, and the boyfriend came and wrote some explanatory and supportive posts. It did cause a stink and I am not sure if he posts there that much now due to various dramas. I took him for who he was at his word. There is a dedicated gay/lesbian thread for Adam fans that he used to post on. I never got that involved but from what I he read seemed genuine.

                • lamberkitten permalink
                  February 16, 2010 8:14 pm

                  That which I just wrote was just to say I never suspected Sean was not a gay young person posting on Adam’s fansite. As to the rest, the raising money for Isabel – the connection with Kolsch – anybody’s guess really – though from what I read of him I would not have thought he was untrustworthy, as much as you could ever tell about anyone online that is.

                  • TopIdol permalink
                    February 16, 2010 8:24 pm

                    And Kolsch just announced she’s going to get rich via the interwebs!

                    I recall seeing mtn_woman in early January, when I was looking into that other scam. But she may have just commented on the one woman’s misfortune. Need to go back there.

                • TopIdol permalink
                  February 16, 2010 8:25 pm

                  What Glambert(s) want to help me bust a scam artist? You guys know how to navigate that shit board better. This could be fun! Doing good!

                  • Lauren permalink
                    February 16, 2010 8:30 pm

                    *nominates Lamberkitten* She’s the only AOer here.

                    • lamberkitten permalink
                      February 17, 2010 3:59 am

                      *counter-nominates Lauren*

                    • Lauren permalink
                      February 17, 2010 9:10 am

                      but I don’t go to AO! I don’t even know my password!

        • February 16, 2010 3:17 pm

          That’s such BS. Anyone who needs an oxygen tank and wheelchair would be traveling with their own. A person her age would have medical equipment covered by medicare and most likely supplemented by medicaid if she is as broke as these people make her out to be.

          If by some odd chance these are just really nice people trying to help a sweet old lady live her dream, I hope it all works out. But it worries me that a loud concert with flashing lights and hordes of fans might not be the best place for a 90 year old who requires oxygen and a wheelchair to get around.

          • jukejoint permalink
            February 16, 2010 5:28 pm

            I said this before — I’ve helped coordinate travel for a 90-year-old woman and an 85-year-old man, and some parts are easy (wheelchairs are easy — airports, airplanes and a lot of facilities have wheelchairs and even provide someone to push them in the wheelchair — all you have to do is specify that a wheelchair is needed when you book the flight, and they meet them at the door and give them door-to-door service, and hotels are generally easy, because they all have handicap accessible rooms — the only problem there is if all the handicap rooms are already taken because they’re usually limited) and some parts are hard (shuttles, cabs, etc. don’t necessarily have wheelchair accessible vehicles, plus oxygen tanks are harder because I’m pretty sure you can’t take that on the plane, although I think they may have their own oxygen available). The biggest worry is that all the stress of transcontinental travel will harm someone who already has health problems, especially if they’re on certain drugs or have specific issues that airplane travel can be hard on or if they have suppressed immune systems, since there are a lot of germs circulating on airplanes.

            Scares the crap outa me, I’ll be honest.

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      February 16, 2010 1:01 am

      Her camera, her choice. Besides, she’s being pretty transparent by stating she wants to prove how batshit and desperate the sparklecows can get for a piece of their Rawk God. It’s pretty lulzy to me. With the Ellen underwear selling for so much, you know the cray cray Glamberts would buy into this just as easily.

  16. February 15, 2010 9:35 pm

    If I touch the camera, will I get mouth sores like Constantine?

    • erinnthered permalink
      February 16, 2010 4:04 am

      At least you know what medication to ask for.

  17. emma permalink
    February 15, 2010 9:10 pm

    Yeah, she’s a Kris fan, not a Glambert. Still, ew…(unless the $$$ goes to charity…)

    Meanwhile, Adam did a “secret” concert in NYC this afternoon, and was in full unfiltered mode again. YOU GO, ADAM! LOL FOREVER

    @treyonair; OMG! @adamlambert just stopped in the middle of his song to tell this girl to stop talking on her phone. “This ain’t Dominos…its a live show honey”.

    • Paulie permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:38 pm

      Hee! At least no one would accuse of Adam for being drunk this time. Good for him.

    • deez permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:59 pm

      Bwahaha!!! You go, Adam. I hate it when people go to ANY event and then YAP on their phone the whole time. REALLY? Are you that important?

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      February 16, 2010 12:45 am

      I like it when Adam tells it to the crazy Glamberts like it is. Too bad they probably won’t listen to him. That’s what I find so bizarre about the sparkle cows. When Adam tells them to stop spamming DJs or doing other stupid things, they tell him off like he’s the crazy person! How in the world do they think they’re helping with his career that way?

      • Mithra permalink
        February 16, 2010 1:33 am

        They’re subconciously trying to destroy his career. Then he will be forced to appear at events where the most fanatical will have access to their dolly after chasing all the sane fans and potential new fans away.

        • Pandora permalink
          February 16, 2010 3:59 pm

          well, there are still plenty of tickets left for his Fantasy Springs gig in less than two weeks… the fanatics can each have 2 seats!

  18. Makesalotofsense permalink
    February 15, 2010 9:03 pm

    If I were the seller, I would have started the bid off at .01 to get a cray, cray bidding war started {I am sure it would have been in epic proportions). It looks like it was listed for $299, and 0 bids, so we may have to wait until the end of the week to see any activity on this auction!

    Top Idol, please keep us updated! We need a countdown clock or something, LOL.

    • Paulie permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:43 pm

      I heard it’s getting a lot of page views since it was posted. Hee! I can just imagine some people are THIS close into clicking the bid button (or heck the Buy It Now!).

      Maybe the BSC Glamberts are hesitating (and currently face-palming themselves) because they should’ve saved the money they spent on 10 CDs for opportunities like this. πŸ˜›

  19. LeighKat permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:48 pm

    lol! germy!

    How did yyou all find out is a Kris fan?

    Oh and that bit about Adam at the z100 show- DIIIIVAAA!

    She should have taken that phone and pelted him with it.

    • February 15, 2010 8:53 pm

      I follow her on Twitter

    • blacklisted permalink
      February 15, 2010 9:03 pm

      I’m old skool when it comes to this. Getting on a cell phone during a performance is rude.

      • Burgundy LaRue permalink
        February 16, 2010 10:11 am

        I can’t blame Adam for telling the woman to hang up the phone. That’s just inconsiderate. I remember hearing a story where Laurence Fishburne was doing the play The Lion in Winter in NYC and someone was chatting away on their cell. Fishburne kindly told the guy to get off the f****** phone. Lots of performers will do this.

        • saskin permalink
          February 16, 2010 10:31 am

          Yeah… but to be fair Laurence Fishburne almost always asks for the owner’s permission before licking their camera.

  20. erinnthered permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:45 pm

    Hey, Kris fans may be lazy, but at least they’re enterprising. I hope she gets more than $1000 for it…and gives some of it to charity. Good call, SarahBeth.

  21. blacklisted permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:44 pm

    Smart girl!

    BTW, Adam just stopped in the middle of a performance at that z100 thing, to tell a girl to get off the phone. Apparently, his words were, “”This ain’t Dominos…its a live show honey”.

    • erinnthered permalink
      February 15, 2010 8:47 pm

      He gets major points for that. Even though I’m pissed at him for the drunk thing, between that and the “You’re LOCO!” thing I just can’t hate on him.

    • jujubee permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:00 pm

      good for him! this is a constant issue in NYC…bway actors are constantly stopping the show to get people the hell off their cell phones…this wasn’t an arena or a club show — it was a very small, seated theater show for 200 people…get off the damn cell phone for a half hour. Good for him. He must have been really distracted by whatever she was doing to stop to show

      • TopIdol permalink
        February 15, 2010 11:29 pm

        About 10 years ago, my friend was at a Tori Amos show at a small venue in Denver. Tori stopped mid-song and called someone out for the same damn thing.

        This isn’t Domino’s, honey might be my new favorite quote.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          February 15, 2010 11:40 pm

          I suspect that he is nearing his breaking point with them.

          • TopIdol permalink
            February 15, 2010 11:50 pm

            I was thinking the same thing…

            • saskin permalink
              February 16, 2010 12:00 am

              Well obviously that girl wasn’t a Lambert fan. I’ve been reading about the glambert “concert etiquette” for quite some time now and I am almost sure that the proper glambert rule is to use your cellphone to videotape the glambulge during the concert, not to talk. Stoopid girl.

              • TopIdol permalink
                February 16, 2010 12:06 am

                Are there any Glambert Concert Etiquette Guides out there? I want to read!

                • February 16, 2010 12:24 am

                  Wasn’t she just cellcasting though or was she actually talking on the phone? I see no problem with the former but if it was the latter then yeah, it’s rude..

                  • TopIdol permalink
                    February 16, 2010 12:40 am

                    I hate cellcasting. The quality is never good. I have no desire to listen to a concert with such interference. It always amazes me how many people can do it without being bothered by it.

                • saskin permalink
                  February 16, 2010 9:02 am

                  Are there any Glambert Concert Etiquette Guides out there?

                  If not I might be tempted to write it. I did a lot of research. I’d name it ‘Glamtuffe; or Complete Guide of Being a $%*&^#@9 Hypocrite”.

                  • jukejoint permalink
                    February 16, 2010 9:19 pm

                    Glamtuffe! I love it.

                • Muzikizmi permalink
                  February 16, 2010 9:01 pm

                  It has to be a very short list, mostly reminding 50 y.o. women to act like they are 12, and experiencing hormones for the very first time.

              • 8sourcandy permalink
                February 16, 2010 12:41 am

                She may have been a “pretty girl” that some sparkle cow used to gain access. The pretty ones got to bring a friend. I read that one woman forced her handsome gay friend to enter the contest, knowing he would be picked, just so she could tag along. So, basically all the attractive people where shills, and therefore felt it was ok to catch up on some phone calls. At least that’s how I see it.

                • auntieaimee permalink
                  February 16, 2010 4:59 pm

                  LOL, sour! I was thinking the same thing– the girl was a shill.

              • Pandora permalink
                February 16, 2010 11:29 am

                She’s not a Glambert, obviously, because wasn’t the one of the events that you needed to send in a photo to get in? (sorry for that horribly-constructed sentence by the way)

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              February 16, 2010 12:47 am

              were, not where… I am dyslexic and confuse things like that.. if is very frustrating.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          February 16, 2010 1:17 am

          Did he really say “this is not Dominos?” Because it’s not in the video, just him telling her to get off the phone. I so want the Dominos thing to be true!!!

          • deez permalink
            February 16, 2010 1:49 am

            I think you’re right…I didn’t hear it either. I heard something like “Would you turn off your phone?” then “Really???? You’re like yelling into your phone.”

            I guess it’s possible he could’ve said it after he finished the song (like an explanation). I want it to be true too…It’s way too funny!

            • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
              February 16, 2010 2:23 am

              It’s here in this video:

              It’s pretty funny, actually because Adam totally breaks out of character to call out that girl.

              • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
                February 16, 2010 2:24 am

                Dangit, was supposed to embed. Let’s try this again…

                • deez permalink
                  February 16, 2010 2:37 am

                  OK I’m confused now, because those two clips sound NOTHING alike to me…Did he do that twice?

                  • deez permalink
                    February 16, 2010 2:40 am

                    They’ve edited that somehow b/c those 2 clips are different from the part where he says “Sorry guys, really?” (His movements even look different) I don’t get it…why edit an outtake? So. Confused.

                  • blacklisted permalink
                    February 16, 2010 3:33 am

                    According to MJ, Adam did the song four times. First time stopped b/c of the girl. Then did it fully. After singing other songs he went back to do it and started it but stopped and then he did the final version.

                    • saskin permalink
                      February 16, 2010 9:06 am

                      Maybe they did a couple of takes for the ‘l’artist de talent’ scene?

                    • deez permalink
                      February 16, 2010 9:44 am

                      So she had to interrupt him in every take? He says something completely different after the interruption in the first clip. Was the interruption scripted (was she an actor)? It’s OK if it was, I thought it had happened out of the blue. It’s still funny, I just originally thought it was off the cuff.

    • jukejoint permalink
      February 15, 2010 10:16 pm

      No controversy there. When I went to Urinetown, they sent a tough-looking person to give a speech about cell phones to talk to each section before the show, and part of the speech was, “If anybody’s cell phone in my section goes off during the show, I will take it away and nail it to that wall over there.” (Point to wall where cell phones are dramatically nailed to wall.) “And I’m not kidding.”

      Anybody who’s sat through any kind of theater with people yakking on cell phone or kids texting and lighting up the audience with their little blue screens… The idea of nailing the phones to the wall is very appealing.

      Concerts are tougher, because so many people like to do cellcerts. But talking? No, no, and no. I’m with Adam on this one.

      • erinnthered permalink
        February 15, 2010 10:22 pm

        I remember when cell phones started to become ubiquitous in the 90s. A lot of major theatres introduced recorded messages about them. Our ushers were merciless in taking them away. I like the nailing to the wall idea.

        The only thing worse are idiots taking flash photography.

  22. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:38 pm

    HAHAHAHA I just posted about this in your recap entry. Yes, the girl is a Kris Allen fan, apparently, and thought she could get some lulzy bids from crazy Glamberts.

  23. Starr permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:33 pm

    Yeah, the girl who owns this camera is a Kris fan. I guess she knows her Glamberts pretty well to capitalize on her slobbered-by-Adam camera haha

  24. SarahBeth permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:29 pm

    I can’t believe its up to $300 already! That money SHOULD go to charity of some kind, not into the pocket of some greedy bitch.


    • TopIdol permalink
      February 15, 2010 8:31 pm

      Apparently its a Kris Allen fan. So its perfectly acceptable. πŸ™‚

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        February 15, 2010 8:42 pm

        Are people idiots? A licked camera? What the frak is a licked camera going to do for you? It’s a cheap-ass licked camera…that you can’t even prove he actually licked. DUMB ASS BITCHES!!!

        Kristards may be lazy, but they are not stupid. πŸ™‚

        • Lauren permalink
          February 16, 2010 6:34 pm

          Sour, ADAM LAMBERT DNA! Need I say more?

          “What the frak is a licked camera going to do for you?”
          Think like a Glambert. So many things…

        • jukejoint permalink
          February 16, 2010 6:46 pm

          I think the fact that the seller has video of him licking it is pretty good proof. I suppose it’s possible she is trying to sell a different camera than the one of hers he licked, but… Why?

    • Mithra permalink
      February 15, 2010 8:42 pm

      Wait, why is she a greedy bitch? It’s her camera and people sell used stuff all the time on eBay. Ur just jellus.

  25. February 15, 2010 8:28 pm

    Actually, I see that girl on twitter all the time. She’s a huge Kris fan, and I don’t think she likes Adam.

    But she’s a smart girl. She knows glamberts will pay an assload for some of that Adam DNA.

    • Burgundy LaRue permalink
      February 16, 2010 10:20 am

      If she can make a quick buck off this, more power to her. It’s capitalism at its most basic and best.

  26. girl from mars permalink
    February 15, 2010 8:28 pm

    Well, you said you wanted a point-and-shoot… this one has bonus added herpes!

    • TopIdol permalink
      February 15, 2010 8:31 pm

      HA. I do recall saying that. Damn you!

  27. February 15, 2010 8:27 pm

    It’s actually a Kris Allen fan who is selling the camera. I guess she thinks that the Glamberts will buy it?

    • TopIdol permalink
      February 15, 2010 8:31 pm

      HA HA HA.

      That is awesome.

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