The Only Woman Who Could Fill Paula Abdul’s Seat on American Idol
One of my favorite people on the entire planet is Coco, the stunning goddess wife of Ice-T.
I LOVE COCO. The woman has turned camel toe into art.
Coco had a meeting with Simon Cowell last week, as reported via Tweet:
http://twitpic.com/fqhl5 – Simon Cowell from last weeks meeting in LA.Thats the same floor that we have in our Miami crib. We have similar taste.
I really, really, really hope this photo she posted to her Twitter is a sign of things to come and she’s negotiating a deal to be the fourth judge on Idol. While Neil Patrick Harris is absolute perfection, I think he could share duties with the incredible Coco, don’t you?
I don’t think anyone could really replace Paula Abdul, but Coco is the best person for the job if these bastards refuse to bring Paula back. COCO IS LOVE. I often wish Coco and Ice-T would adopt twins and name them CHai and LATTe. I would throw them a shower, even though I’m not a big fan of baby friends.
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Have you seen this slide show of better replacements than Ellen on TelevisionWithoutPity.com? It’s hilarious. My favorite is the caption under Tori Amos.
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/american_idol_paula_abdul_repl.php
Ok. That is HILARIOUS.
I am also partial to Fiona Apple:
It would be like a ’60s French film, but with fewer tragic prostitutes and more Donna Summer songs, which we’re pretty sure was actually Simon Fuller’s initial pitch to Fox back in ’01.
Oddly, they ignored your advice and signed up Ellen. Idol has jumped the shark.
Well I do like Ellen. But I would still prefer Paula. Ellen will just be funny. Paula was UNINTENTIONALLY funny. Boo hoo.
I know Simon wanted Coco to sit next to him at the judges’ table. I just know it!
I love Ellen. However Ellen is not a singer and it’s a damned weird choice. Not a good one, at all.
I would love her being the new judge. She is FAB-U-LOUS
Make it so! Million percent more amusing than Paula Abdrool
LOVE IT! Simon, make it so!
Is there such a thing as a bikini being too small?Didn’t think so when u have a private beach,I changed anyway.Now it has 2 inches in fabric
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COCO IS LOVE!!!!!
OMG. She HAS to replace Paula. She just has to. I love her. We need to get a campaign going to get #Coco4IdolJudge trending.
Wow… Coco’s twitter page is like a gift that keeps on giving.
Like her Twitter page, Coco is the gift which keeps on giving!
The look on Simon’s face is SOOOO transparent.