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Download This: Best of Bootie 2009

January 6, 2010

Bootie Mashup is awesome. I’ve heard several of their bootlegs over the years, but I now have an even greater appreciation for them after seeing them live when they played the night at my Burning Man camp.

You need to hear The Best of Bootie 2009. You should also go see their killer DJs if you live near or are visiting one of the cities they frequently play. I promise you won’t be disappointed. It’s probably the only place you will EVER hear Kelly Clarkson mixed with Ozzy Osbourne mixed with Pink mixed with Daft Punk. Bootie Mashup is all sorts of fun and guess what? They’ve even included some Glee song on this year’s Best Of edition (I know you people watch that show. I just can’t get into it. Sorry. I know.) AND they’ve made Journey’s now-excruciating Don’t Stop Believin’ bearable by mashing it up with Lady Gaga’s Just Dance. (It totally works! And I’m loving the Call Me Uprising mashup)

You can listen to all the tracks via the site I just linked to above. FOR FREE! It’s all free! And here’s THE LINK again. Just because.

396 Comments leave one →
  1. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 15, 2010 4:51 am

    The topic was MASH UPS! We mashed up different topics.

  2. deez permalink
    January 13, 2010 12:20 am

    TI, have you seen Sourcandy’s cover design for Kerry Kolsch’s book? It will make wading thru this mess we left you entirely worth it!!!!!!!11!!

    http://www.xoopit.com/s/20zyy9p6ymvlaf5h7epk

    • deez permalink
      January 13, 2010 12:23 am

      BTW, Sourcandy, do you mind if I post links to that elsewhere?

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 13, 2010 12:50 am

        Feel free to do what ever you want with it. 🙂

        • deez permalink
          January 13, 2010 11:02 am

          Dammit. I posted it @ IDF and the thread got locked, lol.

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 13, 2010 2:46 am

      Ok. That’s pretty awesome…

      Been working on tonight’s recap. And yes, from what I can see the inmates really were running the asylum while I was gone. 😉

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 13, 2010 9:48 am

        It was collaborative effort.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 13, 2010 9:48 am

          It was A collaborative effort.

          • TopIdol permalink
            January 13, 2010 10:00 am

            And we’re going to keep the threads on topic more than we have been this season, mmm-kay?

            (Don’t worry, I think I am going to do a Daily Batshit Crazy Glambert post just so we can all have a place to chit chat)

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 13, 2010 5:07 pm

              Haha, you were gone! Since you gave us no outlet to let out all our frustration, we created our own!

  3. Mithra permalink
    January 12, 2010 7:52 pm

    For more fun, they are now angry and tweeting at Jim C:

    http://www.planetfierce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=single&action=display&thread=373&page=18

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 12, 2010 8:11 pm

      Forget the Jim stuff. THIS is disturbing.

      “Glitteraholics Anonymous for me too!

      Typical day:

      Wake up. Rush downstairs while hubby pees to check computer.

      Coffee, paper, make hubby breakfast and lunch. Hubby gets in the shower. Check computer.

      Hubby leaves for work. Back on computer to catch up on what went on the night before.

      Wash dishes. Back to computer.

      Get dog up and outside. Back to computer.

      Run downstairs, throw laundry in. Rush back upstairs to computer.

      Take shower. Run downstairs with wet hair and towel wrapped around me because taking a shower is waaaay to long to be away from the computer.

      Run out to grocery store. Leave groceries in car so I can rush inside and check computer.

      All day. Copy stuff from PF to take to a small private blog with other Adam nuts, so we can discuss.

      Feed dog in living room, so I can sit at computer.

      Peel potatoes. Back to computer.

      Make salad. Back to computer.

      Cook meal. Back to computer.

      Forgot to put laundry in dryer. Screw it – I’ll do it tomorrow. Back to computer.

      Hubby comes home. MUST STAY AWAY FROM COMPUTER.

      Hubby washes dishes. Sneak back to computer

      Watch TV. Keep checking computer.

      Last thing before bed. Back to computer. Don’t turn computer off so I don’t have to boot up in the middle of the night!

      Get up in the middle of the night to pee and have a cigarette. Check computer.

      Yep, I’m certifiable!”

      Besides an insane obsession with checking their computers, this post shows a typical housewife day. There is no job and all this person does (besides stalk Adam online) is clean the house, wash dishes, make food for her “hubby.” Yeah, good job taking advantage of your equality. I amsorry that the average day in a Glmabert is so stereotypical of like the ’40s. Really, you are allowed to work now, ya know?

      • Mithra permalink
        January 13, 2010 1:10 am

        Oh come on, they want to call the FCC on him!

        Yeah, I saw that. I don’t think these women ever had a life. Just done got married to hubby at 18 and started poppin the kiddies out. Explains a lot.

        I love how this thread has only something like three posts on the original subject 😀

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 13, 2010 7:11 am

          That is really sad. It explains why when something fun (Adam ) is finally added to their lives they go BSC about it.
          Hahahahaha! It’s TI’s fault for leaving us!

  4. Kathy permalink
    January 12, 2010 4:40 pm

    We left a mess didn’t we?:)

  5. on the edge permalink
    January 12, 2010 4:30 pm

    She said on Twitter she’s not sure when she’ll be able to get a post up…I guess we left her a lot to dig through, whoops!

  6. Kathy permalink
    January 12, 2010 4:26 pm

    Danny irritates me too personally. To me the stand outs were always Kris Adam and Allison. I do think voters were swayed by Simon and to a degree Paula about Danny. He had a back story they could work with and they ran. Either Simon wanted to hurt Idol before leaving, but I also think he is a very smart rat who knows when to desert the ship. Leave when they are on a down, and bring in your X factor. Didn’t it replace Pop Idol in the UK?

  7. Mylifeback permalink
    January 12, 2010 4:26 pm

    I actually enjoyed Danny on tour, except for the sappy last song. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a cool vibe, which is what Kris has going for him, and Adam as well, although it’s a different sort of cool vibe than Kris has. Danny is just not current, he’s more the type a grandma would love.

  8. Mylifeback permalink
    January 12, 2010 3:32 pm

    Kimberly: ITA with your two irrefutable truths (YTITs). Kris and Adam are clearly the most radio-friendly contestants from S8 – hands down. I was surprised when the download totals were posted to see that Danny was so far down the list, and IIRC, Allison didn’t sell much, either. Kradam was so. far. ahead. of everyone else – those two were the clear prospects for commercial success, and despite what some BSC crazies say, I’m sure 19 always planned to sign Kris based on how well he sold. I agree, I just don’t see Danny being viable…

    • deez permalink
      January 12, 2010 4:16 pm

      Danny irritates me personally, but when he controls himself, he has a really good voice. If he could learn how to use it, and not just BELT everything (while simultaneously making faces, handhearts, and cabbage patching)he might have a future. Plus, he needs to practice the whole “speaking in public” thing. Rewatching S8, I was reminded how he felt the need to explain his every thought and movement to the nth degree.(JFC, that was annoying).

      • Pandora permalink
        January 12, 2010 4:35 pm

        I couldn’t decide if Danny really *was* that clueless, or if he just bought into Paula’s slobbering. In his Idolatry interview he repeated over and over again that he didn’t know any non-gospel music before he went on the show… but he WATCHED the fricking show beforehand! And he had plenty of time between his audition/Hollywood/January to get a handle on music. It wasn’t hard to predict a country week, a Motown week, a year-you-were-born week… Not to mention that he apparently listened to salsa and R&B with his wife, so more non-gospel music…

  9. deez permalink
    January 12, 2010 3:20 pm

    So, and this is of “vast importance”. S9 starts at 7pm. “Mom” needs to hurry up and get home so we will have a new, more empty post to snark in…we’ve kinda trashed the house, lol.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 12, 2010 4:16 pm

      wait…what time zone are YOU in? I thought it started at 8pm. I’m in EST btw.

      • deez permalink
        January 12, 2010 4:19 pm

        CST…so that’s probably right.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 12, 2010 4:21 pm

          Ok, good. I don’t want to miss it!

    • TopIdol permalink
      January 12, 2010 9:32 pm

      I AM BACK. I AM BACK. I AM BACK!!!

      A little behind but turning on the DVR in 3…2…1…

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 12, 2010 11:04 pm

        WOO!!!!!! I have missed you so much! I need you back in my lifeeee!!!!!!
        Oh and who else thought Idol was extra crappy? Hearing that creepy dude saying Adam Lambert was his inspiration was just painful.

        • deez permalink
          January 12, 2010 11:42 pm

          When I saw the fingerless gloves, I LOL’ed. OH WOW!

          Welcome back, TI!

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 12, 2010 11:49 pm

            Ughhhhhh….I forgot how much auditions suck. Yup, I am not watching all of them…There are more important things in my life such as LOST, 24, and Dollhouse.

            • deez permalink
              January 13, 2010 12:38 am

              Did anyone notice Justin (was that the name?) He was a nice looking guy with a good voice, but they made sure to talk about his mission work(he’s from Utah, so I’m I’m guessing Mormon), and talk about cancer treatment. Somebody @ Mj’s has already named him “Frankenstein” b/c he was a weird mixture of Kris and Danny. (sympathy pimping AND mission work!)

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 13, 2010 7:09 am

              DEEZ! Justin was from “White Chocolate”!!!!!!

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 13, 2010 9:44 am

          I missed that part. 🙂

          So far it’s between the guy with broken arms and the guy that had cancer. NO ONE is amazing so far.

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 13, 2010 12:31 am

        Yeah! I hope the trip was fun!

        • Nich permalink
          January 13, 2010 12:49 am

          I liked the ginger dude with the knit hat that was playing the guitar in the jam session with two other guys. I missed his name.

  10. kimberly permalink
    January 12, 2010 12:05 pm

    I had a few things on my mind, and just wanted to put them in writing. The thread looks a little wonky, so this post might not even be legible. But here goes…

    After catching some of the Top 3 season 8 reruns, two irrefutable truths came to mind: 1.) Kris Allen and Adam Lambert were the top selling I-tune IDOLS of SESAON 8, 2.) Danny Gokey was not/is not marketable in the pop/rock genre — CHR/HAC. I’m not even sure about Country. He was never a current singer, not relevant in the music industry. (Danny Gokey had an 80s vibe, Paula still thinks its the 80s.)

    Paula and perhaps Simon planned on a Gokey-Lambert Finale, but taking into account the above two facts, from a business perspective, Gokey was not a viable product. Simon didn’t care either way. It was a game to him, a sport really. Let’s see how “powerful” his opinion is, how much he can manipualte America. He was hauling ass anyway (x-factor), and what he makes off these kids is a drop in the bucket. What was best for AI and Simon Fuller more than likely didn’t even cross Simon Cowell’s mind.

    Season 7 had some I-tune sellers as well, David C. and David A, specifically. But, Brooke White and Jason Castro also sold well. If I’m not mistaken, Danny Gokey did not sell nearly as well as the season 7’s top 4 and 5 contestant.

    Sure, it’s all about a tv show, but the premise needs to be supported by having successful winners/contestants. Plus, there is money to be had, if those contestants are successful.

    There are many an opinion on this subject, but cutting through the B.S., the bottom line is pretty obvious. Common sense prevails and those 2 irrefutable truths.

    • barado permalink
      January 12, 2010 4:09 pm

      Kimberly, I agree with these truths too. And I agree that to Simon it’s probably a sport to manipulate public opinion on the contestants. I’m wondering if he also had an ulterior motive in pimping Danny so much: tarnishing AI’s musical credibility (such as it is) before his X-factor debuts.

  11. deez permalink
    January 12, 2010 1:05 am

    Lauren,

    “mj
    01/11/2010 at 11:26 pm
    The next poster who gives pop orange a hard time about her spelling WILL BE BANNED”

    *sigh* I guess that means she will continue to troll at will.

    I wonder if I will be banned if I continue to call her pooporange? It’s all just an honest mistake, right?

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 12, 2010 1:23 am

      Everyone should keep on calling her pooporange or poororange to fuck with her head. It IS an honest spelling error.

      Oh well, guess MJ got suckered by that pretend mentally retarded pooporange. At least if she were MR she would probably be a genuine person instead of being a snively, whiny, passive aggressive twat.

      • deez permalink
        January 12, 2010 1:45 am

        That’s one reason I know she’s a fake! Every mentally disabled person I’ve ever met, or dealt with has had a very sweet nature. She would not be making trollish passive-aggressive comments @ Mj’sBigBlog! LOL! (at least not in my limited experience)

        Lauren….We are not modded, although most of the comments pointing out the selectivity of her “issues” were deleted. Of course, nyc’s self-righteous post is still there.

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 12, 2010 2:01 am

          She annoys me for being an idiot AND using the name ‘nyc’. Ha! nyc? I bet that heiffer lives in Long Island, most likely Nassau County. Calling herself ‘nyc’ is a joke.

          • January 12, 2010 2:16 am

            Well my message went poof. I didn’t even call her by name. I said they bc she isn’t the only one. How do they not get moded or banned but Kris fans do. I hate that. They can defend all they want to but I can’t..ugh………

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 12, 2010 5:36 am

              “They” get modded, deleted, and banned a heck of a lot more than Kris fans. Trust me.

              Some of those posts were a bit OTT, IMHO, but I understand the sentiment. I just think you might have gotten farther by being direct and staying away from too much heavy snark.

              I’ve known many not so nice mentally ill people, but I do agree that she doesn’t come off as real. Maybe foreign and young, but not ill.

            • deez permalink
              January 12, 2010 10:22 am

              Erinnthered, I’m pretty sure there’s nothing wrong with her.She’s basically doing Johnny Knoxville’s character from “The Ringer” so that she can gain sympathy and have free reign. “Mj! Help me! I don’t know what to do!” (What? did you fall down a well?) It’s a blog comment section for Christsakes, “stop being an asshole” would be my advice. Annoying “spelling troll” is an interesting career choice for someone who can dish it out, but can’t take it, lol.

              The direct approach gets you modded for sure (past experience). Some people get away with the snark over there, I guess we were too heavy-handed. Oh well… if she shuts up, it will be worth it. She annoys me more than Q3, Tess, and that crew.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 12, 2010 7:25 am

          Damn it! oh well…lol

          • jukejoint permalink
            January 12, 2010 1:28 pm

            You made the point you were trying to make so it’s all good to me.

            I have to be honest — I skip over posts that are spelled poorly and all run together or weirdly punctuated or whatever. Just too hard to read. So I hadn’t read much of pooporange or nyc, because they can’t put together a whole thought. If I try to read it, it comes off as babblebabbleblahblah…blahbabbleduhduhduh… And my brain goes, “WTF is this trying to say? Not worth my time. I’m outta here” and it starts humming show tunes or something.

            Back with hwc and the whole “the kid who won Idol” thing, which a similar deal, it was so clear he was trying to be assy and get people upset that I refused to notice him. The old “he does not exist in my universe” ploy. You’d be surprised how nice it is to know that someone like hwc doesn’t exist in your universe. So now passive aggressive poop organ doesn’t exist in my universe, either. She can fling her poop till there’s no more poop left to fling and I won’t even notice.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 12, 2010 4:12 pm

          xD Thanks for the support guys. Honestly, when I read MJs comments I just rolled my eyes and started laughing. I will do this again sometime to someone who equally deserves it but I’m going to let her forget about me first. I don’t want to get banned lol.

  12. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 11, 2010 11:27 pm

    Oh, here’s a lil’ somethin’ for the Kristards!

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 11, 2010 11:41 pm

      This video pits Bo Bice, Clay Aiken and Adam Lambert up aginst eachother.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 11, 2010 11:42 pm

        against!

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 11, 2010 11:47 pm

          Freudian slip?

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 12, 2010 12:22 am

            Which, the “against” or the video overload?

            If you mean the latter, I think they are neutral. I thought in TI’s absence we should try to entertain each other. I thought the first video was well done and relevant to current events. The second has really cute photos of Kris (thought Lauren would like it) and the third, shows that Clay Aiken sucks.

            I refrained from posting a fan video titled “Take it Off.” That would have been a “frauen slip.”

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 12, 2010 1:24 am

              I meant ‘up against eachother’ was a freudian flip. Because, excluding Clay, I wouldn’t mind seeing the other two up against each other, hubba hubba.

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 12, 2010 2:28 am

              It works for me. But, could we give Bo a little make-over or at least a bath first? 🙂

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 12, 2010 5:37 am

        Needs more Elliot Yamin.

  13. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 11, 2010 11:24 pm

    I think this was well done. AND it doesn’t feature cats.

    “The most important court case ever to address equal rights for gays in America began today in California. This is not a case of liberals versus conservatives – one of the most famous conservative attorneys in the US is working on the side of the plaintiffs. He explains why gay marriage is a fundamental right at http://www.newsweek.com/id/229957.”

  14. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 11, 2010 10:09 pm

    Kradam love. 🙂

    Between Adam’s FUSE interview, that was perfect, and his ‘top three’ performances—not his best, but still kick ass, I have rediscovered what I loved about him. Just in the nick of time.

    Now I get to watch Danny get the boot. Perfect evening!

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 10:12 pm

      Have you been to Mjs? You’d like it over there sour!
      Hahahaha. I need to get back to my hw D:

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 11, 2010 10:17 pm

        No. But I know that you have been over there bitch-slapping the slow girl.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 11, 2010 10:21 pm

          Gah! I am nice! Just a little bit snarky.

          • margie permalink
            January 11, 2010 10:26 pm

            Hi! I am jts323 over at MJ’s. I would be more snarky over there but I just got off a 2 month ban for calling some glambert bitch out. So I am trying to be polite..heehee

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 10:33 pm

              Oh I saw you! That is totally fine. Does mj ban people a lot? Maybe I don’t want to know…

            • deez permalink
              January 12, 2010 12:22 am

              Haha! Another familiar face!

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 12, 2010 1:26 am

            It’s like watching y’all shooting fish in a barrel.

    • deez permalink
      January 11, 2010 10:17 pm

      OH CRAP! forgot about replay!! Thanks for the reminder Sourcandy!

  15. deez permalink
    January 11, 2010 9:41 pm

    Dang…we are like Gandhi over there spreading the KRADAMOSITY. Our Karma is gonna be huge! (have we reached PF levels of backslapping yet?)

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 9:49 pm

      Haha Kradam IS our modern day Ghandi. Not quite yet…soon, deez, soon.

  16. Mylifeback permalink
    January 11, 2010 8:56 pm

    Frankly, I can’t even think of a single person over there that misspells Adam’s name – but then, I don’t really go into any posts about Adam or read much about him. Good grief, do I need to make popcorn?

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 8:59 pm

      I have a feeling the other posters at Mjs have been reading and have already prepared theirs. Go, make the popcorn quickly!

      • deez permalink
        January 11, 2010 9:05 pm

        TI’s head is gonna explode when she tries to make sense of the commentary in her two latest posts, lol. Where the hell is she, anyway?

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 11, 2010 9:08 pm

          Hahahaha. She’ll probably yell at us for bugging Mj. Love you TI! She’s doing some poker thing from what I can glean from her coded tweets. She linked to a poker site…in spanish…

          • deez permalink
            January 11, 2010 9:23 pm

            Lol. She is full of surprises!

            If there are ever any annoying Kristards in an Adam thread, making asses of themselves, let me know. I owe you backup!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 9:34 pm

              Pahahaha! That doesn’t happen very often but I’ll be sure to let you know. Thanks!

  17. Kathy permalink
    January 11, 2010 7:52 pm

    Yep can’t spell Kris or Katy to save her life but she can spell the hell out of Adam Lambert 🙂

    • deez permalink
      January 11, 2010 8:00 pm

      Lol! Well she has stealth supporters apparently. I’m pretty sure this was aimed at moi:

      “JosieX
      01/11/2010 at 6:51 pm
      A few more words about Jim’s video…this is the kind of humor that works for me. Jim pokes a little fun at the contestants and the fans and the judges, but it doesn’t come across as mean-spirited, it comes across as playful (with the sharper thumps directed toward the more powerful). I think that’s more difficult to achieve than lower forms of humor, and I enjoy it a lot more.”

      MEANSPIRITED? C’mon now! I just can’t spell!

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 11, 2010 8:01 pm

        I thought that too! Then again, isn’t what we are doing playful? *confused*

        • deez permalink
          January 11, 2010 8:20 pm

          I thought so! Maybe JosieX meant something else, but as it was on the heels of our teasing, I’m assuming that she means to call us out w/o “attacking” other posters. Or…I could be paranoid. (God, I wouldn’t be so paranoid if all these people would just stop staring at me! ) 🙂

          I think maybe pooparrrgg’s selective spelling and incoherence actually has some people fooled/sorry for her.

          • Mylifeback permalink
            January 11, 2010 8:24 pm

            I don’t think that post was referencing you, Deez. Your paranoia is showing, lol.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 11, 2010 8:25 pm

            You’re not paranoid. It is safe assumption that everyone is out to get you 😉

            Maybe…it’s her strategy. If she pretends to be special ed, people will take her side no matter how ridiculous she acts. Can we just call her popapple? lol

            • Mylifeback permalink
              January 11, 2010 8:36 pm

              I tend to think it’s a game because some of her posts are actually quite articulate with perfect spelling (other than Kris Allan), and then others are a complete mess. But who knows? Didn’t someone say she posts at PF a lot? Are her posts incoherent over there, too, or is this just for MJ’s? If she really does have some problem, then I do feel badly, but the inconsistencies seem fishy to me.

              BTW, I think Kirsten is the one who gets her name misspelled most often over there, anyway, lol. People are always calling her Kristen – one time, she answered “Who’s Kristen? Are you talking to me?”. It must get aggravating.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 8:38 pm

              Poopyapple just made the most articulate post saying that people misspell Adam’s name all the time and hopes that they don’t get made fun of too.
              Go read my post 🙂 I am totally getting modded.

            • deez permalink
              January 11, 2010 8:53 pm

              I am getting modded too, lol. You can get modded for egging each other on! I don’t think Mj’s seen it yet.

              It was kinda funny the first couple hundred times she did it. If you are gonna troll, at least be witty/creative. There’s no way she’s learning disabled unless she has Krislexia.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 8:58 pm

              Eh. Oh well. As long as she doesn’t BAN me.

              Don’t you mean Chrislexia?

            • deez permalink
              January 11, 2010 9:02 pm

              “Chrislexia”…ugh, I ALWAYS spell that wrong. Nahhh….no popcorn. I don’t really intend to continue the “throwdown” unless there’s something too good to pass up. Which is entirely probable, I have little self-restraint.

            • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
              January 11, 2010 9:23 pm

              OMG ROFLMAO!! You guys are killing me over here! deez and lauren, if you guys get modded at MJ’s, let me tell you guys that what you did was awesome and totally Quatto-worthy!!

              The way poopoorange was trying to play the victim was utterly laughable. For someone who claims to have anxiety issues she sure has no qualms about being passive-aggressive. I really hope MJ sees through her though.

              Wish I could stick around to see what happens next, but real life drama is getting worrisome. Some days I wish I hadn’t agreed to take this job and had just stuck with broadcasting.

            • deez permalink
              January 11, 2010 9:29 pm

              VD… you need some comic relief then, lol! (good luck!) I think I’ll copy her “victim” comment before it disappears.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 9:35 pm

              I don’t like NYC. They implied I didn’t like Adam. That makes me upset D:

  18. Mylifeback permalink
    January 11, 2010 7:47 pm

    @deez: Slow. Clap.

  19. deez permalink
    January 11, 2010 7:24 pm

    That last one may get me modded. “Help me MJ?” WTF?

    Is she trying to come across as a mentally disabled person? It’s interesting that her spelling/language skills are so selective! I’m sure I’m gonna get it for “attacking” other posters.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 8:00 pm

      You had me rofling with that last one. I really hope you don’t get modded. Attacking other posters…wow, I will leave mjs if you are accused if that.

  20. erinnthered permalink
    January 11, 2010 7:02 pm

    Mimi, I’ve gotten away with some scathing comments on Adam,and against the BSC in Kris threads too. The leash really isn’t as short as it appears. She’s just getting the hate mail from the Glamberts, so she’s sensitive to their drama.

  21. erinnthered permalink
    January 11, 2010 6:57 pm

    Oh, wait, if you’re at Worst I can PM you my email. 🙂

  22. erinnthered permalink
    January 11, 2010 6:56 pm

    I wish I could reply over there on my phone, or I’d back you up. You’re doing fine. Thanks for calling out her spelling, Lauren.

    Wow, pop was never this incoherent in chat. I agree that it comes across like a symptom of mental illness. Very strange. Her pleas for help are very odd too.

    Blacklisted and jukejoint, did you see my reply? I need you to follow me. Jukejoint, are you ohnonotstarr?

    • jukejoint permalink
      January 11, 2010 10:42 pm

      jkiss11

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 12, 2010 5:43 am

        Not seeing you. I’m at twitter.com/erinnthered

        I got you, blacklisted.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 12, 2010 1:48 am

      I’m following you erinnthered!

  23. lauren722 permalink
    January 11, 2010 6:19 pm

    Blech! Well I’m an Adam-tard so hopefully she will make an exception for me.
    Thanks love 😀

  24. Mimi permalink
    January 11, 2010 6:13 pm

    MJ has a shorter leash for Kristards so usually one or two comments defending Kris gets people modded. Your last post @ poporange was all sorts of awesome…

    • Sherena permalink
      January 13, 2010 3:13 am

      Funny! Adam fans think that MJ has a much shorter leash for them. I used to think that too, but now that I don’t really identify with any group anymore I think she’s pretty fair. Interesting…

      Oh and I mean this genuinely, not sarcastically or ironically. It never hurts to clarify on the internet. 😛

  25. Mimi permalink
    January 11, 2010 6:00 pm

    @ Deez and Lauren722… delurking to say thanks for posting a response to poporange’s inane comments… somebody needed to say something. She is so irritating. I was going to post this at MJs but I didn’t want to attract too much attention to your comments so that you can hopefully avoid being modded!

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 6:02 pm

      Umm talk to Deez, but I’d LOVE you to draw attention to the matter. I don’t usually post at MJ’s so besides not being able to continue snarking at pooporange, I don’t care about getting modded.
      😀

    • deez permalink
      January 11, 2010 7:08 pm

      I don’t mind, lol. Meh….been modded before, it’s not fun, but in this case it might be worth it! Her schtick is getting old.

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 11, 2010 7:14 pm

        Definitely worth it. Eileen99 supported us too! Did you see it? I really want pooporange to make another comment, nonsensical or having finally learned her lesson. 😉

  26. deez permalink
    January 11, 2010 5:16 pm

    Nope, you were too nice. I replied as well, only meaner. We both may get modded, lol!!!

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 5:26 pm

      Deez, go see what I posted! xD

      • Mylifeback permalink
        January 11, 2010 5:54 pm

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FOREVER!

        • Mylifeback permalink
          January 11, 2010 5:57 pm

          Can’t edit, damn. I meant to also add that I just saw both your replies to pooporange. Priceless! I saw also yesterday that she called Katy Katty Allan. LMAO. You know, I wonder if this is all a game. Some of her posts have all the spellings correct (except Kris Allan of course) and make coherent sense, others are totally whack. Fishy.

          Lauren, IDK, you might get scolded for your reply. Depends on what kind of mood MJ’s in, I think. But A+++++ for effort!

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 11, 2010 6:00 pm

            She just asked MJ to help her because of all the hate from Kris fans. Deez and I are the only ones replying! I hope I don’t get in trouble because this is fun 😉

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 11, 2010 6:25 pm

              That was perfect Lauren! lol, apparently, supposed ‘Kris tards’ like you (as if) are making her feel vulnerable and anxious. How did she get through middle-school if she feels intimidated so easily? You all were so nice to her.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 11, 2010 6:31 pm

              If she really is that frightened by our gentle mockery, she needs to get tougher skin. Maybe she’s not out of middle school yet? I’m trying to be nice while still getting my point across. MJ hasn’t modded yet so maybe she agrees with us! Or maybe she hasn’t read my comments yet…lol

  27. lauren722 permalink
    January 11, 2010 4:56 pm

    http://mjsbigblog.com/join-us-for-a-1-pm-est-chat-with-mtvs-jim-cantiello.htm/comment-page-2#comment-556272

    Poporange is annoying. Was my response too mean? I never post at mjs so if I get modded I don’t really care. I tried to be kinda nice-ish though.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 11, 2010 5:19 pm

      I’m telling ya’, pooporange is seriously learning disabled or suffered a stroke that has impaired her cognitive functioning. Her writing, in it of itself, indicates that something is wrong cognitively with her. Her psycho Kris issues just implies that she also suffers from a mental disorder.

    • Kathy permalink
      January 11, 2010 7:36 pm

      I got modded at mjs the other day. First time lol I have posted there since season 5 but just occasionally. Not a regular or anything. I saw pooprange posting earlier, she is on a roll lol I may have to go over there to read. I need a giggle while hubby is cooking dinner.

  28. Kathy permalink
    January 11, 2010 3:07 pm

    Oh god why? And I thought I had too much time on my hands.

  29. deez permalink
    January 11, 2010 10:30 am

    LOL! Apparently Kris is now attracting some of Adam’s tard artists:

    http://tweetphoto.com/8502788

  30. Mithra permalink
    January 11, 2010 1:55 am

    Ugh, I can’t stop going back to these threads. It’s making my head hurt 🙂 I remember something about a wheel chair girl. I just found this:

    We don’t know it was one person who posted or someone from this board. This may have been building since NYE. I didn’t find anything I saw here as bad as the girl in the wheelchair that crawled up stairs, peeked behind curtains to crash Adam’s private party.

    That’s from IDF, btw – where hollygo’s insane, yet typical for her, post was requoted over and over… Now I want more details on this wheelchair girl 🙂

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 11, 2010 2:44 am

      Oh.My.God. She did what?!

      See, there are always new depths for BSC fans. Always.

  31. jukejoint permalink
    January 11, 2010 12:13 am

    I think I’m following you now, erinthred. The things I’ll do to read monologues!

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 11, 2010 2:41 am

      Are you OhNoNotStarr?

      Blacklisted, you need to follow me in order for me to DM you. 😉

  32. erinnthered permalink
    January 11, 2010 12:02 am

    I’ve got a production meeting…not that exciting, really. I’ll get those monologues out when I get home.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 12:10 am

      Okey dokey! I’ll probably be asleep so I’ll send it to 8sourcandy in the morning 🙂

  33. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:58 pm

    I need to see this. I’m so behind on that show, but it’s one of my fave guilty pleasures. That and Numb3rs.

  34. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:52 pm

    Tess vs the rest of the world. HA!

    Thanks, Lauren. I just need to keep track of things. If someone else from TI’s wants it I’d rather them follow/DM me themselves, but I know 8sourcandy likes her Twitter privacy. 🙂

    Oh, and poporange seemed pretty normal in chat in the past. I don’t remember English being a second language fer her. It sucks to see one of the not crazies go off the deep end. If I do see her in chat again I might be bitchy enough to spell out K-R-I-S A-L-L-E-N to her…too mean?

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 11, 2010 12:09 am

      Well, what are you waiting for? DM me! xD
      That she does. She deletes her tweets after I respond…

      Really? You should do it. Not too mean at all IMO!

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 11, 2010 9:42 am

        Are you talking about me deleting tweets? I delete old tweets every few days or so. It’s not personal or mean, I just don’t like clutter. 🙂

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 11, 2010 4:06 pm

          Oh yeah I know. I just find it amusing.

  35. blacklisted permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:47 pm

    erinnthered, I’m blacklistedmod on twitter.

  36. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:33 pm

    Criminal Minds, blacklisted. Don’t Waste the Pretty. Heh

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:51 pm

      That’s what I’m watching erinnthered. Tonight the very beautiful Reid got shot. Somehow the more peril he’s in, the prettier he looks.

      I just started watching it the show during my xmas vacation at my brother’s. Oh, and C Thomas Howell just did the weirdest, gayest scene. Ew, why couldn’t it have been Reid needing to strip for Hotch.

  37. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:31 pm

    I totally agree about the build em up, tear em down thing. There are some seriously manipulative crazies who’ve found a niche in Idol fandom.

    I miss when the crazies at mj’s were just obsessed with their Idol’s hairdo, or wouldn’t shut up about album sales without the need to proclaim themselves experts. Tess is unbelievable. She started a Davids fanwar in a charity thread? Wow.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:36 pm

      Well it’s mostly Tess vs. the rest of the world, but yes.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:53 pm

      Yep, apparently David Archuleta is the anti-Christ. But we knew that.

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 11, 2010 2:57 am

        Archie had me at “but where did they park?” I hated him with a passion until that moment.

  38. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:20 pm

    I agree that Adam is either disingenuous or delusional about tweeting about the show. He’s got to stop the passive agressive behavior. He does this all the time, and it’s gross.

    Having said that, Hollygo is a piece of work. She’s really good at sounding rational for a bit, and then she goes off the reservation entirely. The details were way too invasive.

    I do think ross has figured out the Sparkle Code. Go OTT, and they moo shoo away.

    I’ll DM you lauren, but you can only send it to 8sourcandy. Anyone else you need to talk to me first. I need to know who has copies.

    I loved the sparkle cows rying to play down the second BB King gig. You could smell the desperation. The dumb thing is, the CES gig was paid for by Sony, so it was Sony’s decision to have the acoustic vibe. Not Jive being cheap. You don’t then fly in the band for pick up gigs. Heck, it was incredibly cool that he got them!

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:33 pm

      Haha, I understand I can’t go mass distributing it. Thanks!

    • Mithra permalink
      January 11, 2010 12:31 am

      Yeah, Adam is partly to blame for the messes he’s getting himself into. I also read that fans followed him to him car in some parking garage. No shock there. They waited then followed. While some of his friends are eating up the publicity (Cheeks and Cassidy for example), I bet he’s pissing off a lot more. It’s a double edged sword for them too now. I’ve been in situations where fans spy and crash after parties and private events, and trust me, when you and your friends arrive and it’s packed with a bunch of univited people monopolizing peers who are trying to be polite, have no place to sit, etc, it gets old fast. They may be getting their names in the minor gossip press, but at what cost? Those women were there for Adam, and those women who are fantarding over his friends are just tarding over Adam by proxy and have ulterior motives.

      Hollygo has just enough knowledge as a low end cube slave for some entertainment related company to come off sort of knowing what she’s talking about when her meds are working 😉 Then she becomes a combative know it all. She used to post as “snuffles” at MJs and Rickey’s.

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 11, 2010 2:56 am

        I know what you mean about no place to sit because of the “fans.” I also look at people who would give anything to be able to just work at what they love – in this case, acting – and be able to get by without people caring about their personal lives. People who genuinely don’t talk about their personal lives, and avoid paparazzi stalked places on purpose, and still get bothered. They know it comes with the territory, but the famewhores really do make it worse for them.

        Those women were there for Adam, and those women who are fantarding over his friends are just tarding over Adam by proxy and have ulterior motives.

        I know from personal experience that that’s about 95% true. I also know that 5% really have become fans of these other artists. Some of them will, or have, become fans of these other artists, and are no longer fans of Adam. I just hope they have the presence of mind not to get stepped on too hard by the Glamberts in disguise. (I wouldn’t have any idea what that’s like…really…)

        I do get a kick out of the fact that Q3’s BSC behavior kind of pushed “snuffles” off of MJ’s. I guess Hollygo couldn’t praise Adam effusively enough.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 11, 2010 10:12 am

        I don’t like Cheeks at all. If anyone is a famewhore from that crew it’s him. He exploits his past relationship with Adam to foster his own sense of celebrity. He is always implying that he is still connected to Adam in these cryptic promos for his you tube videos and pod casts. One thing that Hollygo did do that I appreciate, is calling him out as the coattail-rider that he is. Adam didn’t even acknowledge his presence at that club.

        I may not be satisfied with Adam’s career management, but I don’t think he’s losing any fans, at least not in significant numbers. (I track membership numbers.) For instance, he averages 1,000 new followers per day on Twitter. That is impressive. Some days I have noticed more than 2,000 followers sign on.

        • Mithra permalink
          January 11, 2010 3:24 pm

          Cheeks would be an embarrasssing ex to anyone.

          Is Adam getting new followers on twitter who are FANS though, or is he just getting people who follow “celebs” and others currently in the news? I follow a bunch of past idol contestants and I’m certainly not a fan of most of them. I finally unfollowed Jorbacca, and I can’t stand the bitch. I follow Gokey too. I don’t follow Quatto Killer, but I did notice something interesting. He’s the only one of the past contestants that Paula follows…

          • Burgundy LaRue permalink
            January 11, 2010 4:47 pm

            Hold up, what has Cheeks done? He was the one ex that seemed OK. At least his mother wasn’t giving quotes to Star magazine. Then again, I don’t keep up with the Cheeks’ career. What gives?

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 12, 2010 8:05 pm

              It’s just that when ever Cheeks has a video or pod cast to promote he tends to imply some connection to Adam right before the release to garner interest. For instance, he has a new video coming out and has tweeted that he’s going to the Grammys. Of course the sparkle cows assume it’s with Adam—lets face it, who else does he know with a Grammy invite. It gets old.

        • Sherena permalink
          January 13, 2010 3:05 am

          I’ll respectfully disagree that this one. While Cheeks isn’t above alluding to or hinting at his past relationship with Adam to get attention, he hasn’t ACTUALLY compromised Adam’s privacy either. And I’m sure that in the height of the media frenzy over Adam, he was offered/ could have gotten substantial monetary compensation for doing that, and he’s a starving artist. So I respect him for that. Plus he’s funny, and he and Adam seem to still be on good terms. I can see what Adam saw in him.

          • Sherena permalink
            January 13, 2010 3:06 am

            *on this one, not that this one. Heh.

    • Diana permalink
      January 11, 2010 12:35 am

      I think you are underestimating the stalkers. They had the tickets wayyyyy before Adam tweeted about it and were downlaying it after they found out (because they were bit schooled by some normal-ish IDF members for the stalking on new years) with ” yay Adam is coming too, we didn’t know that, we bought the tickets last week already”. I believe it, because they stalk all of his friends and family members, so they knew.
      He needs to get rid of them ASAP. It’s just disgusting !
      Adam seems nice (in some interviews, when he gets to the point of being relaxed and himself), most of the time he is freaked out IMO and making mistakes and using some defense mechanisms…idk. I don’t think he has enough confidence to let go and be himself.
      And please someone make the cows disappear, getting to Cassidy’s loft, holding cheeks’ hand, the reports on IDF, i can’t even laugh, THIS IS SCARY!

  39. deez permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:13 pm

    OMG, tonight is rock night on the Reality Channel!!! SCREAM ON is coming up, y’all!

    Turn the channel and watch the hilarity!!!!

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:21 pm

      Rock night or Criminal Minds. I’m so torn.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:50 pm

      hahahahahah!!!!!! I forgot how funny it was.

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 11, 2010 12:06 am

        I know! I just saw the end recap and my mom and I laughed so hard. We could not stop.

  40. Mithra permalink
    January 10, 2010 6:49 pm

    One of the things people need to understand, is that these OTT stalker fans do not want their Idol to be very successful. They may claim that they do, but what they really want is access. PERSONAL access. They sabotage, aware of this or not. That’s why you see the same damn people in many of these pics. Whether it’s Adam, Cook, etc.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 10, 2010 8:48 pm

      I thought the same thing. They build them up then pull them down to keep them accessible. It is some sort of group psychosis.

      • Mithra permalink
        January 10, 2010 9:18 pm

        Yes, it is. This clusterfuck is growing even more. I’m just cracking up at all the guilty parties acting innocent and dogpiling on those they were waiting upon with baited breath. And more board wars! MJ’s is getting bashed on IDF. BWAHAHAHA!

        I have a whole lot of info on this one particular nut, Hollygo – and she’s a case study on the behavior. She really did a number along with a group of other frau on Sanjaya’s career, literally. He is arguably the most famous person ever to come off Idol and she, with other’s acted as a “free” team advising the dumbfuck mother of his, and contracts and offers were passed on, people working for him were attaqcked, etc. It was a coven of random fan board hangers on who wanted to make rank. She’s doing the same thing with Adam, including befriending another tard with actual media credentials. Methinks this little episode blew it for her with him. On to another…two days and counting…

        I’m finding while reading through threads at the multiple sites that these fans are quite delusional about Adam’s career and prospects. Right now he’s getting the money and publicity push. The reality is that his CD and singles are not doing well. They seem to think that the stalker situation (not them of course 😉 ) is going to get worse as he gets more famous. Newsflash – that does not seem to be happening here. If anything he is being overexposed in the media, and without concrete success, that will turn on him and bite him in the ass. He can start hanging with Jon Gosslin 😉 I think Adam fears this. He knew damn well what he was doing tweeting and teasing. Just like what he pulled with OUT, he can’t have it both ways. I’m seeing a pattern with him.

        • Pandora permalink
          January 12, 2010 10:47 am

          I think the media has already invested too much in the “Adam as superstar” theme to change direction at this point. If they were to let him drop out of sight, it would make themselves look like idiots for buying into/extending the hype before he actually achieved anything.

          • jukejoint permalink
            January 12, 2010 1:34 pm

            The media is extremely fickle, and there’s nothing they love more than turning on someone. We made you a star and now we can take it away, damn it! I don’t think they will have any problem turning Adam into even more of a punchline than he is now if he goes the way of Taylor Hicks, who got a lot of press, by the way. He was a People Hottest Bachelor (maybe THE People Hot Bachelor) with a book deal and a brand (Soul Patrol and Gray Charles may be the brandiest brand ever to come out of Idol. Might not have been a viable or GOOD brand, but it was definitely a brand.) and lots of ink about whether he was gay or who he was dating and all that kinds of crap. As soon as it became clear he was not going to be a mega seller and Daughtry was, the press turned on him like rabid dogs. Justin Guarini was the other press darling who became a punchline.

            • Burgundy LaRue permalink
              January 12, 2010 2:40 pm

              That’s the problem with Adam and his team’s approach, IMO. They’ve invested so much in his being a supposed pre-made star coming off Idol, that if his sales don’t match the hype or he gives a bad live performance, the non-Idol public will write him off as a joke. He’ll be seen as some sort of celebutante that no one gives a rat’s tail about after the initial fascination is gone. It’s Oprah today, but it can be a VH1 “Whatever Happened To?” segment the next unless you plan accordingly.

              The OTT fans don’t help his cause. No one with a shred of good sense wants to deal with those nutjobs. They did the same thing with Clay and Taylor. They tried to do it with Cook, but he had the guts to call them on their behavior. He softened his stance a bit, but the initial cut drew blood and that’s what he needed. These idiots don’t understand polite rejection. Just cuss them out and let the ball bounce where it may.

              Basically, Adam/his team/whoever in a 1-mile radius of the guy that’s actually smart need to get things focused on the music. Book some small shows for extra, yet quality exposure. Give canned statements to the celebrity magazines. It keeps you in the public eye without actually being part of the paparazzi parade. Stop tweeting your location–that’s an open invitation for the cray-crays to come a-mooing. JUST SHUT UP AND SING, ALREADY!

            • Mithra permalink
              January 12, 2010 2:40 pm

              I think if this latest single does only so so, it’s over for Adam and the media will start to turn on him. I’m amazed while following all this about how many people with power are such tards. If someone like Lyndsey Parker had any journalistic credibility and credibily as a critic before, she doesn’t now. She’s a joke. She writes like a damned sparkle cow when it’s about him. He’s on Yahoo’s front page for no reason at all. It’s just hype. He is not a true celebrity, he’s having it bought for him. Not sure how long AI is going to pour money into this pit of theirs. Simon leaving is now putting their whole brand into chaos as well. In order to make the money on the TV show – which is where the real money is, they need to create a few “stars” from it to keep their myth alive.

              I also think Adam’s OTT 80’s influenced look is on the way out. Fashion swings around quite fast. He’s made a big deal about this being the real him, so what’s he going to do if there’s a change? Try to play the Bowie card and be a chameleon? He’s such a poseur. Ugh. Plus he looks like shit. His so called “high end” fashion tastes and friends are a step above the mall rawk shops like Hot Topic. It will be so easy for them to turn…knives are sharpening…

              Back to Hollygo, I noticed her buddy with the real media credentials kinda turned on her without naming names, on IDF. Oops…

  41. Kathy permalink
    January 10, 2010 5:41 pm

    Oh yes, that special Adam code only for his fans. Keep bothering dj’s, come to the club and sit at my table lol Lordy I admit I am a tiny bit of a kristard but good lord lol

  42. Kathy permalink
    January 10, 2010 5:32 pm

    “adamlambert
    I’m a bit disturbed by certain fans’ choice to report my every move. Who I spoke to, who I sat with etc. Do I get aaany privacy?”

    How do no the bsc fans not see they are creeping him out. Like that chic saying he asked her to move seats it wasn’t her table. 1 who does that, 2 who wouldn’t be mortified after having done it and 3 who doesn’t realize he doesn’t want them stalking him.

    I just don’t understand the level of denial it takes to spin this to a positive, but they always manage to.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 10, 2010 5:34 pm

      The amount of crazy it takes to seat yourself next to Adam is just the amount needed to totally deny him telling you to go the f*ck away.

    • Mylifeback permalink
      January 10, 2010 5:36 pm

      It’s clearly all code language, don’t you see?

    • Mithra permalink
      January 10, 2010 6:23 pm

      How do no the bsc fans not see they are creeping him out. Like that chic saying he asked her to move seats it wasn’t her table. 1 who does that, 2 who wouldn’t be mortified after having done it and 3 who doesn’t realize he doesn’t want them stalking him.

      Hollygo does that and happily reports it. That’s her GOOD version on top of it. She’s always been like this. She’s INSANE and highly ambitious. She’s obsessed with becoming inner circle/a “team” member to the Idol she’s marked. Clay, Sanjaya, Adam. She’s now going to find another gay guy/closet case to tard over this season because I don’t think Adam is EVER going to forget her now, and not quite in the way she assumed 😉 😀 She does not think what she did was wrong at all. She even bitched Lindsey Lohan out for smoking and reported that. Either she or another one of them reported that she gave him her info and put into his blackberry. I think that may have been the one on planetfierce who actually had a paid table behind him. In the pics you can see “holly” is practically on top of these people.

      Adam has brought this all on himself. He invited them. He KNOWS who’s going to show and what they do. He just wanted a full house (in a very small club BTW), and his picture taken by paps. He’s further digging his hole by tweeting about it and bitching. He’s a dumbass. The pile up of tards now defending “poor BB” from the stalkers is a hoot. THEY are better fans…SEE, LOOK ADAM!!!11!!! Pops more popcorn…

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 10, 2010 8:50 pm

        Pictures? Where are the pictures?

        • Mithra permalink
          January 10, 2010 9:24 pm

          Of Hollygo up his ass, or the other frau there yet again (familiar faces)? They are on IDF. I think they start around page 30 or so in that thread. A bunch of pages were deleted. Not sure why or what.

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 10, 2010 10:28 pm

        “He just wanted a full house (in a very small club BTW), and his picture taken by paps.”

        IA. It’s funny because even if he has some fame whore tendancies, I do think he has the right to be annoyed when someone gives a play by play of what he did during the night and behaves as bsc as Holly. I think he needs to find a way to balance this out. Maybe someone on his team giving him more structure or managing these things for him (advise him about not tweeting his location, unless it’s a gig he’s doing, etc).

  43. deez permalink
    January 10, 2010 11:59 am

    LOL!! Poporange, the “spelling troll” is at it again! MJ has a post on Katy’s (Chris Allon’s wife) webseries. Here is her comment:

    “poporange
    01/10/2010 at 10:53 am
    I do think Katty looks great also in the USA tv world they like them a little thinner.Bluntly put pretty girls are a dime a dozen lot out there, she has some acting skills I would not call her a natural ok not very good..A blog series maybe watch it as a tv show probably not there are better ones out there.Katty Allans being AI winners ’swife will create some interest in it .”

    At least it made me laugh.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 1:34 pm

      poporange is learning disabled or english isn’t her first language. I’ll go with learning disabled. That doesn’t excuse her misspelling of Kris and Katy’s names. Someone with a learning disability would still get a name correct even if their writing skills are poor.

      • jukejoint permalink
        January 10, 2010 2:47 pm

        I dare ya to reply to her and call her poopoorgan.

        • deez permalink
          January 10, 2010 4:31 pm

          Good idea! I’m gonna do that the next time I reply to one of her comments! Lol.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 10, 2010 4:38 pm

            Where does all this MJ’s drama come from? Every time I go there the arguments are not hostile at all. People over there seem to get a long better than us.
            I’m just curious lol.

            • Mylifeback permalink
              January 10, 2010 5:23 pm

              LOL the drama has def quieted down, but the main drama I see is usually over the BRILLIANT and EXCELLENT BEST EVER type comments made by some fans, and the inevitable LOL backlash that occurs post haste. Because, you know, Adam is the first and most unique and bestest Idol alum ever. He is a Global Superstar and will have best-selling clothing and makeup lines and be offered all sorts of plum acting roles because of his BRILLIANCE.

              Also, there are a few really passive-aggressive (like maybe only less than 5 now) Adam fans who like to go on Kris threads and make belittling comments about “supper” clubs, singing covers, and some constantly misspell his name (poporange being the most famous of these spelling trolls).

              Definitely fewer drama llamas, though, lately.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 5:27 pm

              Haha I saw a lot of the OMG he’s Elvis but no one really fighting about it. I have noticed poporange. That is the only one so far.

            • deez permalink
              January 10, 2010 8:23 pm

              Lauren, it’s not NEARLY as bad as it used to be. During the tour, it was ridiculous. There have been a couple of threads lately that brought out the crazies, but MJ deleted about half the comments in them. I hardly ever read the comments in a post about Adam, I just read the news…so maybe the fanwarring has died down in his posts. If there is good news about Kris, or anything that might possibly be construed as positive, there is a handful (pooporange…lol…Q3, Tess, Alaadam, and a couple of others) who never fail to add their 2 cents…mostly in a “concerning” manner. Most of us have gotten to the point that we ignore them, but sometimes it gets ugly. The AMA thread got pretty bad. (I wasn’t banned over my stupid faux pas BTW, haha) One poster said that Gaga deserved to win and she was happy for her, although she had been hoping Adam would win. But, at least he was a deserving nominee, whereas Kris was not.

              Ross (my fav Mj’s Kristard) replied that not only did he not deserve to be nominated, but that he didn’t even deserve to live. LOL. Usually if you agree in the most OTT manner imaginable they shut up.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 8:32 pm

              Oh Deez! I will have to check this out sometime. I recognize those names but the only one I’ve ever seen say something anti-Kris is pooporange. (lol) The others just seem VERY pro-Adam. That’s mean to poor Kris. Yes he doesn’t deserve to live! lol

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 10, 2010 10:03 pm

              I’m not sure if it’s because of the combo of heiffer’s being at Planet Fierce and Kris tards finally growing thicker skin and not being whiny bitches but thankfully it’s sort of died down. The one’s mentioned by deez are hilarious though. For example, anyone with common sense would realize that Kris getting radio gigs is fabulous since it is a nice way of getting an in to help push your next single to radio, and yet, morons like pooporange and Tess act as if Jive is being cheap with money. Duh, Kris does acoustic, therefore he can take Cale and do a sit in gig at a station who will remember him when his new single gets released

              BTW my favorite ross comment was when someone tried to bring up the cover issue again and ross made a remark about Kris singing the star spangled banner is him doing another cover.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 10, 2010 10:13 pm

              lauren, IMO we get along much better than posters at most AI blogs b/c instead of being passive-aggressive, we say what we think, be it bitchy or snarky. Therefore, even if we disagree, we respect each other for being straight up honest. And since most people have a sense of humor, when others are negative about someone we like (e.g. Adam) we make fun or ourselves or the comment, which lessens the burn of the original remark.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 10:42 pm

              Oh I agree with you. I was just remarking that it seemed people at MJs get along even better. Though I guess not lol.
              I love almost all the regular posters here. The only people I tend to have problems with are the people who magically pop up when an article about their savior is written.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 11:02 pm

              Spoke too soon about mj’s. I just went over there and read the twitter updates thread. What started as a bunch of fans thanking the Davids for their wonderful charitable contributions, Tess has somehow turned into a fight. I see why you don’t like her.

            • deez permalink
              January 10, 2010 11:10 pm

              I’m with you Lauren, the regulars here are great! (I lurked for awhile before I ever posted b/c I thought “Dang these people are funny, they will think I suck! )

              I think we get along better than most of the posters at MJ’s….I don’t remember a bona-fide fanwar here, lol. There are a couple of people at Mj’s, though, who would fit in here I think!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 11:16 pm

              Haha I lurked because I thought “Dang these people don’t like Adam!” But then I got over myself.

              Yeah I agree. A lot of them seem super sweet but there’s a few that are just GRRRRR!!!

          • deez permalink
            January 11, 2010 5:19 pm

            JukeJoint: Thanks for the great idea!!!

            deez
            01/11/2010 at 4:14 pm
            poporange
            01/11/2010 at 3:26 pm
            This blog is like ESPN for Idols not everyone likes the same team or has wonderful things to say about that team..I deleted that “personality Plus” of possibly misunderstanding,ment by it is -OTT personality some out there-Adam sometimes has..Kris Allan personality wise has one not boring and his own style.Not great at some aspects that won’t hinder him..

            pooporange, Kris’ personality is just fine. He’s not boring in the least, nobody can be a comedian 24-7. His tweets are pretty funny and he’s a good-guy. He is a good vocalist and arranger. I don’t understand, poppporangee, why you believe he isn’t. Adam is also a great guy with a great personality, even though he and Kris are quite different. They are good at different things. It doesn’t mean anything. Different things appeal to different people, paparange.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 11, 2010 5:22 pm

              You need to call her paprika next time. Seriously, everyone who answers her needs to make up a ‘po’ or ‘pa’ name and let’s see how long it takes her to get it.

            • jukejoint permalink
              January 11, 2010 10:47 pm

              HAHAHAHAHA!! Priceless!!

  44. Mithra permalink
    January 10, 2010 9:52 am

    There are 36 pages of posts at IDF about this gig that Adam attended, and DID NOT SING AT. His stalker fantards are hilarious. Not only do they pay for his brother’s friends comic book printing to suck up, but every performer Adam knows is THE MOST AMAZING ARTIST EVER11elventy!!! How convenient.

    Hollygofuckyourself acted like an ass yet again, and happily posts the details!:

    http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=637057&st=480

    • deez permalink
      January 10, 2010 11:44 am

      “Honey, you know I love you but this is NOT your table….but I LOVE your necklace! Is that turquoise? It’s gorgeous!”

      LOl! Adam has a diplomatic way of getting rid of fans. It’s a good thing this girl was probably in her early 20’s (most of the IDF’ers in the Kris forum are under 30….or they claim to be…So I’m guessing the Adam fans there are young as well). A true sparkle-cow would’ve been too dense to take that hint.

      • Mithra permalink
        January 10, 2010 12:37 pm

        Hollygo is in her late 30s I believe. She’s not horrible looking or obese, but she’s pushy, delusional, clueless, and obnoxious as hell. At least she didn’t try to feel Adam up (that we know of 😉 ) – she bragged about about feeling Sanjaya up when she got a pic with him at the Idol tour meet and greet. Thinks nothing of molesting a minor, she’s a real piece of work…also was a Claymate. Thinks she’s an “industry insider” Here’s more:

        http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=637057&st=520

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 10, 2010 1:26 pm

        deez, those sparkle cows are in their 30’s, 40’s and 50’s. Even though they are old heiffer’s they still post at IDF.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 1:22 pm

      I was coming here to post this! The cows along with MJ got SUCKERED, lmao.

      Talk about idiots. It was so obvious that this whole thing was a ploy to get the tards to fill up the club and get the paparazzi there.

      I can’t believe that people still fall for the old bait and switch. My favorite part are the sparkle cows who pretend to be trendy people who would listen to Ferras or Alison (however the fuck you spell her name). Let’s be honest, they went there to moo over Adam and see him perform. ha, they wasted four hours of their life and got bupkis.

      • Mithra permalink
        January 10, 2010 1:59 pm

        Yeah, Adam is such a fame whore and publicity seeker. He has them trained. The pics on IDF show it’s the sparkle cows. He now is being covered on the pap sites. THIS is what he wants, and if he has to whore himself out to the mooafia, it’s a price he’s willing to pay. So easy, all he has to do is tweet. If he didn’t do that, only the die hard stalkers would have shown because they follow all his friends.

        More on Hollygo’s antics:

        http://www.planetfierce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=single&action=display&thread=368&page=6

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 10, 2010 2:34 pm

          This woman is stalking him. She follows him to clubs and then comments about everything he does. That aside, is Lindsay Lohan the right kind of person to befriend? If Adam becomes some druggie, anorexic skank I will not be pleased. Although, the idea of all those freckles, together in one place, makes me smile.

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 10, 2010 2:36 pm

            AND don’t say he’s two out of the three already, because that won’t please me either. 🙂

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 3:16 pm

              Wait which two of three? I could see people calling him all 3. He has done drugs, he’s on a super diet, and he keeps cheating on Kris!

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 10, 2010 4:15 pm

            Adam called her out on Twitter! lmao

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 4:17 pm

              I know! Isn’t it great! He was still a bit too nice though.

            • deez permalink
              January 10, 2010 4:37 pm

              *snicker* The exchange:

              Ha so true RT @watkins70: @adamlambert WELL, YOU TWEETED WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT????? LOL

              Hahah you guys are right. Guess it comes w the territory. 🙂 still creepy and invasive but a fair trade. 28 minutes ago from Echofon

              I’m a bit disturbed by certain fans’ choice to report my every move. Who I spoke to, who I sat with etc. Do I get aaany privacy?
              34 minutes ago from Echofon

              I wonder if she’s still trying to deny that she’s a stalker?

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 4:41 pm

              I think he handled that pretty well actually. Maybe next time he won’t tweet where he is going.
              Everyone knows she is a stalker. Even the Glamberts are calling her creepy. Oh and taking about creepy people, adamlambertbaby is sending Adam messages saying how sorry she is that SOME of his fans can be such stalkers. ROFL!

            • Nich permalink
              January 10, 2010 7:09 pm

              That was a nice call out. Though if he puts where he’s going on a twitter account that he know his fans follow then of course they are going to show up and report everything he does. However joining his table is a huge linecrossing and it’s more than getting swept up in the excitement of seeing Adam Lambert nearby, it’s just rude.

        • Mithra permalink
          January 10, 2010 2:36 pm

          Oh, she edited her original post to add a rant against MJs 😀 Too bad idletard isn’t up any more. I could point anyone interested to examples of her stalking and sense of entitlement. She’s actually somewhat responsible for getting some of Sanjaya’s original team fired by badmouthing and convincing his shitforbrains mother that she’s a pro and should be on his “team”. She’s been trying the same with Adam’s crowd since he started showing up in the spoilers. I wouldn’t be the least bit suprised if she pulled the same stuff with Clay.

          Here’s the updated post:

          hollygo72 Today, 4:54 AM Post #497

          Well THAT was fun! I’m sure when everyone else gets back they’ll tell you I had the best seat in the house. I was practically sitting at Adam’s table with all of his friends. I actually was at one point. His friend/boy toy for the evening (??) said I could sit down after Lindsay Lohan (yes THAT Lindsay). I guess he thought I was getting a little too comfy because before I knew it Adam leaned over to me, rubbed my elbow and said “Honey, you know I love you but this is NOT your table….but I LOVE your necklace! Is that turquoise? It’s gorgeous!”

          Then I scooted back a few inches and things were cool again. At the end of the night I apologized and he said that it was OK…”That necklace was worth it.” Then he kissed my hand and gave me a hug!

          Now I’m not 100% sure if the guy with Adam was his date. Adam had his hand on his knee for a good portion of the evening. But then again, at one point in the evening Ferras had his arm around me at one point. At another point one of his male friends was rubbing his head against my legs while he sat on the floor in front of me (then later grabbed my hands and pulled me in to kiss me on my cheek). I even shared a seat with one his female friends at one point until we both got too uncomfortable.

          So…I guess they’re just an extremely affectionate and friendly bunch.

          P.S. To those readers over at MJs Blog talking sh!t about me and what happened last night. NO, I don’t feel like Adam “rewarded me for my efforts”. I got the message. That’s why apologized to him later for over stepping my boundaries. I just really appreciated how polite and forgiving he was.

          And if you knew anything about me, you would know I don’t go to too many of these Adam related things. I don’t think the word “stalker” applies.

          This post has been edited by hollygo72: Today, 1:21 PM

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 10, 2010 5:07 pm

            adamlambert
            I’m a bit disturbed by certain fans’ choice to report my every move. Who I spoke to, who I sat with etc. Do I get aaany privacy?

            adamlambert
            Ha so true RT @watkins70: @adamlambert WELL, YOU TWEETED WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT????? LOL

            adamlambert
            Hahah you guys are right. Guess it comes w the territory. 🙂 still creepy and invasive but a fair trade.

  45. erinnthered permalink
    January 10, 2010 2:10 am

    Okay, I manage to get regular internet for a bit…

    8sourcandy, I love, love, LOVE that bookcover. It does need it’s own post!

    I agree with jukejoint’s analysis of Adam, and pattyluponey about his lack of training hurting him.

    Interesting about musical theatre vs theatre acting education. Most of my friends have theatre acting degrees. A few have gone on to success in TV and film. Most are the typical theatre actors who thumb their nose at those pleebs on screen. Totally agree about never ceasing your education. It’s the same in all the creative arts, and in computers of all things. It’s no wonder that most of the real advances in programming and development were made by people with BAs.

    Strangely, all my gay music degree and musician/ singer friends don’t like Adam. He’s not trained correctly to them, and he doesn’t appeal. All my gay theatre friends loved him during the show, even if they don’t love the album. Most of them were pretty turned off by the OUT magazine situation and some of this other behavior. These aren’t the PnP types. All of them think Kris is a cutey.

    Glad y’all worked out the email issue, because I was thinking the same thing. I do have twitter, though, so if anyone wants they can follow me and I’ll DM them my email. Let me know here, so I know it’s you. twitter.com/erinnthered

    LMFAO at the dildo. Kris is a good sport.

    Also, LOL at Neil abusing his brother’s fans. Not cool, but they did kind of ask for it. I want to read the comic book now…

    So, the crazy lady with money is gifting Gokey now? Oh boy…wait…somebody let me know if she gifts Kris. I’m poor, so I haven’t gotten the album yet. (I will, I swear! I just can’t afford it right now.)

    Off to watch videos of cute kids and Kris…

  46. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 9, 2010 10:52 pm

    Aha! I know why Adam isn’t playing small venues. He is embarrassed that these small, hip clubs will be over run with fat, old women in unattractive outfits. AND he will actually SEE them from the stage. It must terrify him. Poor Guy.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 10:56 pm

      That MUST be it! I would be scared too! I think we need to get Adam some younger fans.

      • pattyluponey permalink
        January 10, 2010 1:00 am

        I’ve been trying to recruit. Quite a few of my gay friends love him…and by love I mean want to get in his pants…the sparkle cows would totally ruin the atmosphere, though.

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 10, 2010 1:16 pm

      lol, so true about the sparkle cows invading the clubs. Poor guy.

  47. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 9, 2010 10:37 pm

    RANDOM PREDICTION

    In a few weeks Adam will be inundated with tubular acrylic scarves.

    The Idol marathon is sponsored by a crappy knitting ring device. I must have seen the commercial 20 times already. I am contemplating getting one. If it’s seducing me, then I imagine the sparkle cows must be buying them like CRAZY.

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 10:42 pm

      Pahaha I read the first line and was like WTF!
      But yes, you may be right.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 12, 2010 7:52 pm

      OMG! I bet they will make dick cozies.

  48. Kathy permalink
    January 9, 2010 7:21 pm

    lol Lauren.. please tell me I don’t have to start dressing mine in plaid and hand him a guitar?

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 7:30 pm

      It depends on the age of your children. I will torture my son in this fashion while he is too young to remember it very well.

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 10, 2010 2:16 am

      I used to know a woman who’s sister had only ever read one book. Elvis and Me. She used to dress her son as Elvis every Halloween and at Christmas. At least until he was three. Her sister, my friend, was brilliant and getting poly sci degree at Rice.

  49. deez permalink
    January 9, 2010 6:49 pm

    HaHa…Kris pulls some girls out of the audience to sing backup vocals on AWM:

    • deez permalink
      January 9, 2010 6:51 pm

      Stupid embedding disablement. I’ll try again

      • deez permalink
        January 9, 2010 6:53 pm

        DAMMITT!!! I cant even copy/paste the link! (Oh well, you know where to find it!)

  50. Kathy permalink
    January 9, 2010 6:04 pm

    True lauren lol And more crazy…

    from VFTW these poor kids lol

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 6:14 pm

      Aw I think that’s adorable. I am going to name my first son Adam and make him wear faux-leather, eye-liner, and nail polish. It will end up ruining his social life but oh well.

    • jukejoint permalink
      January 9, 2010 6:19 pm

      Oh, dear.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 9, 2010 7:48 pm

        I second that!

        • pattyluponey permalink
          January 10, 2010 1:02 am

          is this a sign we need to stage an intervention? or is your youth showing?

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 10, 2010 9:11 am

            Nahhh. I’m fine. *in denial*

  51. Mithra permalink
    January 9, 2010 2:48 pm

    Shit, it seems when you put more than one link the post automatically goes into moderation. Since TI is away, and I just KNOW none of you want to miss out 😉 :

    Guess who’s back “gifting” – this time Gokey’s CD:

    http://twitter.com/iaamfmspid

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 2:56 pm

      Wow, somebody has cash to spare. It also seems like she donated money to Neil’s friend…
      She seems a tad bit too obsessed. Hope I don’t come off that way on twitter…

      • Mithra permalink
        January 9, 2010 5:53 pm

        Thanks for pointing that out. Neil’s grifting the tards. Ha! Such a worthy cause as well, so some of his pals can have their comic book printing costs of $2,000 covered. What an asswipe 😀

        That’s the same woman who was trying to be Queen Tard a while back buy “gifting” Adam’s music video so that it would chart…

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 9, 2010 6:00 pm

          Haha I can’t believe Neil would use the Glamberts to help his friend make a comic-book. Furthermore, I can’t believe he raised all the needed money…Oh Glamberts…
          Yeah I know…kinda scary. Buy the video because you like it, not to make it chart.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 10, 2010 11:31 am

          Mithra,

          You know Oprah is going to have one fantard featured on the show, who gets to meet Adam, which one of the sparkle cows do you think will get lucky?

          My money is on Ex Pat Lady, but Dr. Sherry’s philanthropic gestures may push her into the lead. OH, maybe the Adam impersonator woman, who lost all that weight, will be the lucky girl.

          • Mithra permalink
            January 10, 2010 12:41 pm

            Oh, didn’t think of that. I bet his people insist it’s someone young and trendy, maybe even a cute guy. The audience is going to be filled with sparkle cows as it is. Adam AND Oprah…they will be mooing in glamheaven!

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 10, 2010 2:48 pm

              My gut is telling me, a big ol’ drama queen tale of woe or some OTT life affirming cheese fest. It will be a sparkle cow. 😦

    • deez permalink
      January 9, 2010 5:45 pm

      When she gifted Adam’s CD, didn’t it have something to do with one of her 3 sons being gay? Maybe she’s gifting Kris and Danny now b/c one of them likes to wear plaid and the other is a douchebag.

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 9, 2010 5:48 pm

        Or maybe that could be all the same son. He could be a plaid-wearing gay douchebag.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 10, 2010 2:49 pm

        LOL!!!!!

  52. Mithra permalink
    January 9, 2010 2:33 pm

    Guess who’s back “gifting” – this time Gokey’s CD:

    http://twitter.com/iaamfmspid

    dannygokey Thanks!! RT @iaamfmspid Got it honey. If any of ur fans can’t afford it, have them email me at sdljroller@msn.com and I’ll gift it to them.
    17 minutes ago from web

  53. blacklisted permalink
    January 9, 2010 12:32 pm

    I forgot to mention, Vegas has a weekend porn convention thus the dildo signing was just par for the course.

    • deez permalink
      January 9, 2010 12:53 pm

      Well I hope it was new.

      “Yesterday” from yesterday:

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 9, 2010 1:45 pm

      I hope he used permanent ink.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 9, 2010 1:49 pm

        I can’t decide if that was a Kristard getting her freak on, or if it was a Glambert getting Adam a birthday gift.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 9, 2010 1:55 pm

          Someone just asked what someone would do with an autographed dildo. My answer was sending it to Adam as fan-mail. That’s what I would do. Not that I would ask Kris to sign a dildo in the first place…

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 9, 2010 5:15 pm

            Would you ask him to sign your tatas? Apparently, he also signed someone’s saggy breasts.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 5:34 pm

              I am nowhere near that bold. Seriously who would lift up their shirt in public and ask an artist to sign their boobs?!

            • jukejoint permalink
              January 9, 2010 6:07 pm

              Were the saggy breasts with or without clothing? If I were Kris, I would probably have said no to signing either the boobs or the dildo. You could get a disease from either one of them. He’s too nice.

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 9, 2010 10:59 pm

              I wouldn’t, but I wish was the kind of woman who would. 🙂

        • Nich permalink
          January 9, 2010 11:54 pm

          Oh my lord if someone then turns around gives that to Adam…lordy. People need to stop. That reminds me of the Smallville fans who gave Michael Rosenbaum a box of sex toys…at a charity event. Inappropriate!!

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 10, 2010 1:14 pm

            OMG, I remember when that happened to Rosenbaum. The tards tried to rationalize their behavior by saying that Michael has a sense of humor so he would find it funny. Stupid, classless, non-thinking fools.

  54. blacklisted permalink
    January 9, 2010 12:30 pm

    ANYWAY, have we talked about Kris signing a dildo at Vegas last night?

    According to the girls at ontd_ai, someone gave him a dildo to sign. See picture for Kris being cool as a cucumber…uh, maybe that was the wrong metaphor to use-

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 9, 2010 12:33 pm

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! More proof that Kris likes male genitalia.

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 9, 2010 12:39 pm

        Well, we can truthfully say that he’s handled more male genitalia than his own.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 9, 2010 12:53 pm

          Heh Heh.
          I felt the need to post that pick on twitter btw

    • Nich permalink
      January 9, 2010 11:52 pm

      WTF? Why would someone want that signed?

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 9, 2010 11:54 pm

        Hasn’t this already been explained? To send to Adam. Duh.

  55. erinnthered permalink
    January 9, 2010 4:57 am

    Wooamanda, when I said Adam “wants to be something” I was referring to his desire for fame. That part is clear. That doesn’t negate the fact that he likes to have fun. Actually, they kind of work together, IMHO.

    I think fame is relative. I may think one thing is famous you’ve never heard of. So, not that mutually exclusive.

    I do think Kelly is getting there, as far Idol goes. No one else…yet.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 9, 2010 9:41 am

      And it took Kelly eight years.

  56. erinnthered permalink
    January 9, 2010 4:41 am

    8sourcandy, the offer of the monologue was to blacklisted, but I’m more than happy to share it with anyone who wants to read it. I’m also not insulted by anyone who doesn’t care.

    I agree that Adam isn’t stupid, and he will figure it out. I hope he does while he still has the big record contract.

    I can’t see the image when I click the link. No idea why. I just get a general xoopit page with sourcandy at the top. I’m mostly stuck with internet from my blackberry for the next couple of days, so there may be some flash element that’s causing the problem.

    Jukejoint, I definitely want to read that! Mine’s a bit more dramatic, though…

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 9, 2010 12:24 pm

      I want the monologue!

      • jukejoint permalink
        January 9, 2010 5:43 pm

        How do we get to see the monologue? The ten-minute play is available by email, but then you would need to get me your email, and I don’t know how to do that here.

        • deez permalink
          January 9, 2010 5:46 pm

          I wanna read both of these as well! When TI gets back, we can exchange emails thru her.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 9, 2010 5:49 pm

            I want to see them too! Perhaps we could DM emails through twitter if any of you guys have one.

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 10, 2010 11:16 am

              Lauren, when you’re done reading them, can you pass them along to me?

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 3:06 pm

              I don’t have them! You people follow me and send them to me! Then I’ll send them to you 8sourcandy.

              My twitter is lauren722. You can unfollow me after the DM if you’d like.

  57. erinnthered permalink
    January 9, 2010 4:29 am

    Crap! Still responding from my phone. How was Katy? Any good?

    Pattyluponey (love the screenname, btw), every successful actor I’ve known are just as sure of their identity as any musician I’ve known. Or any writer, editor, director, artist, etc. You have to be to channel energy like that well. Learning musical theatre – or any theatrical acting doesn’t cause identity crisis. It shouldn’t anyway, and if it does you need to ask yourself some questions that go beyond training.

    Adam didn’t really study the way I think of actors studying as it is. He took classes as a youth, and participated in high school productions, but I’ve seen no evidence of an adult acting school or a degree. Not to say he didn’t work at it. I’m just making the distinction.

    That is not what caused this. It’s just a guy who hasn’t figured out the difference between who he is, and who he wants to be. That’s all. Happens all the time. No big meaning behind it.

    8sourcandy, mainstream=/=pop music or radio play. Every genre has mainstream artists. Adam has shown no interest in anything beyond those, as far as I can see, and has shown no interest in exploring it either. That’s what I meant. His idea of pushing boundaries is shoving a guys head in his crotch. GaGa’s is destroying a symbolic music box on stage. One requires thought and meaning. One just causes momentary reaction. Adam doesn’t care about art, only having fun. That’s fine, but it’s nothing more than that.

    • WooAmanda permalink
      January 9, 2010 4:39 am

      from your last statement, erinnthered, I don’t know that Adam cares about having fun. I see him as just wanting to be famous. I don’t know that he even cares how he gets there, he just wants to be known…so very sad. I think he has “some” talent. I’d never say that he’s amazing because I’ve yet to see it, but there’s potential. I seriously doubt I’ll ever see amazing from Adam Lambert because he’s so much about being famous. To me, famous and amazing artist are a bit of an anomoly. It happens, but never to an American Idol contestant

      • Mithra permalink
        January 9, 2010 2:42 pm

        I seriously doubt I’ll ever see amazing from Adam Lambert because he’s so much about being famous.

        I agree WooAmanda, and also agree with other comments about his tastes being mainstream. He is not edgy in the least. He’s being what Idol is all about, a reality TV show character. He’s playing rock/pop star. I don’t take him seriously just like I don’t take people like Kelly Clarkson seriously.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 9, 2010 7:41 pm

          Why does Idol go though such bother to create a product no one seems to want?

          People only seem to be interested in the journey aspect and not the actual career of theses contestants. They also get pushed out into the REAL world too soon. I think after the tour they should take a year to define themselves. Put together their band. Play some live gigs, test out new songs and sounds. Keep them visible through TV appearances and interviews. If Idol needs to sell an end product by November, let them hawk a video/cd of the damn concert. A crisp, nicely edited video with kick-ass sound would be could be very profitable.

          • Mithra permalink
            January 10, 2010 9:59 am

            Why does Idol go though such bother to create a product no one seems to want?

            Because the main product is to sell commercials for the TV show. It’s a reality cast. They also make money with the tour, but after that, with a few exceptions, these people’s careers are money pits. That’s why they pretty much dispose of everyone but the top two. They need some to appear to be successful to keep that image and fantasy alive for the show to work.

        • Sherena permalink
          January 10, 2010 3:08 am

          Aww… you don’t take Kelly seriously at all? Have you tried My December though? I think you might like it even if you don’t like her pop “act”… I don’t like “pop star” Kelly but I really liked My December!

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 10, 2010 3:36 am

          You lost me there. Kelly isn’t the first major pop act to come from a competition. I hope it’s just that you don’t like her music, because she has definitely long since transcended the show she came from. Plus, she’s shown herself to be a real artist with some very good taste to boot.

          Have you heard the leaked songs yet? A lot of her brand new stuff sounds to be her best yet.

          • Mithra permalink
            January 10, 2010 10:04 am

            I just think of her as another pop singer product playing at “rockishness” – just one that can sing better. I don’t listen to her stuff because she’s not to my taste. I’ve seen videos posted with her doing covers of good and interesting songs, but aren’t we back to karaoke again?

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 10, 2010 12:59 pm

          IA. He does give off the attention seeking/fame craving vibe. I just don’t know if he’s trying to overcompensate, bought the hype, or if it’s an act (take on a role to make it happen).

    • pattyluponey permalink
      January 9, 2010 10:42 am

      I guess the difference is I wouldn’t call Adam successful, yet. He is now, and was before AI, a struggling singer/actor. Yes, he was in Wicked, but that was the only big show he had done. (I wouldn’t necessarily call The 10 Commandments “big”, cuz it was only an LA show.) I’m not saying that all musical theatre actors go through an identity crisis, but many do. Especially the ones who have no acting training. The training I went through helped me discover who I was emotionally, but I’m still uncomfortable performing without a character. And maybe I’m projecting. I identify a lot with Adam’s struggles as a performer. I just am not famous, yet. 😉 And learning musical theatre is not a cause of low self-esteem. I didn’t mean to imply that. 🙂

      And, no Adam is not classically trained in acting. His cocky 18-year-old self thought he would learn more in the “real world”. LOL What he does vocally shows that he has obviously had some operatic training, but I think he has said that he gave up voice lessons in his early 20s.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 9, 2010 7:36 pm

        I agree with you, Pattyluponey, Adam does need direction. Not because he isn’t creative, but because he doesn’t see the big picture as clearly as he should. I also enjoyed hearing your perspective on his identity crisis. The other night someone twittered him asking him what TV shows he would consider guest starring he twittered this, “Those shows [Weeds, True Blood] are amazing. Prob need some major acting classes though first. The casts of both those shows are first rate.” I thought, ACTING CLASSES? I assumed that all that training included that. Musical theater still requires acting, doesn’t it?

        • jukejoint permalink
          January 9, 2010 9:29 pm

          Yes, a musical theater major at most places does include acting classes, but not as many or as comprehensive as an acting major. My niece is a musical theater major right now, and she will have two acting classes total her whole four years. Besides, most actors continue to take classes even after they graduate (if they graduate — I’ve known a ton of actors who majored in other things or dropped out or never went in the first place) just like dancers continue to take classes. I have a friend who’s been acting and teaching acting regionally for the last 25 years, and her kids are out of the house, so she decided to go to NY, enroll in some classes, do some auditions, get out there in the world. So she’s been taking classes since she was in college as an acting major, and here she is, at 50-something, still taking classes.

          Besides, if the only acting he’s done is for the stage, that’s a lot different (and a lot bigger) than acting for the camera.

          I agree completely about the lacking direction thing, btw. I think he has an amazing talent that he has never exactly known what to do with. He’s a skillful mimic and he can do what coaches or directors ask, but I’m guessing he does what other people tell him he’s good at rather than knowing in his heart that he MUST do or be something. A lot of people who are good at more than one thing are like that, where it takes a bit of time and effort to really dig deep and figure it out, rather than just saying, everybody tells me I have this gift for singing, so I guess I’ll go into musical theater, or I really like David Bowie, so I’m going for other-wordly and androgynous and try to be a rock star. Right now, the persona he’s closest to seems to be The Little Prince, and I don’t know about you, but I never really thought of The Little Prince as a fully formed 3-D character.

          Back on the issue of not necessarily knowing what or who he wants to be, I thought there was a tell when he talked about why he tried out for American Idol even though he had achieved some level of success in musical theater (certainly not star status, although maybe legit Broadway star status like Victoria Clark or Denis O’Hare wasn’t enough, since Joe on the street is going to have no idea who they are) and he said that musical theater was his “bread and butter,” that it paid the rent but wasn’t what he really wanted. So did he say that because he kind of felt that “Broadway star” was really not going to happen by that point? Or was “rock star” or “pop star” or TV star what he really wanted? Or does he really know?

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 9, 2010 10:26 pm

            I like your take on it. It’s clear to me what he needs to do, I don’t know why it’s not clear to him.

            • pattyluponey permalink
              January 10, 2010 12:51 am

              Acting seems to go by the wayside in big musicals. Idina Menzel won a Tony for basically standing in place and belting her face off. Doing the regional theatre I’ve done the past 4 years, people seemed to be ok with a great actor who sang ok, or a great singer who acted ok…they were genuinely shocked by great singer/actors and didn’t know what to do with them.

              OMG…acting for the camera is a whole different beast! Adam gives too much face right now to ever be a successful tv/film actor. He may give the eye, but have you seen his music videos? So much musical theatre!

              On a side note, I latched onto Adam from his original audition 1) I was watching with my gay bff and we couldn’t believe they were showcasing a talented, obv open gay man and 2) the moment they said Wicked and we heard him sing, both of us said, “are they finally gonna feature a musical theatre vet?” My bff auditioned season 3, made it in front of Randy, Paula, Simon and was turned down…even though they said he was fantastically talented, but too musical theatre…

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 10, 2010 2:24 am

              Funny what you said about Idina. I think she’s okay with the little film and tv acting I’ve seen of her, but her husband is the real talent. It always got me that Lea Michelle idolized her. She’d so much better to follow Kristen Chenowith. Talk about an all around talent! I get a lot of flack for not loving Lea, but she’s just like Idina to me. Beautiful voice, but only an okay actor. I wish I could have seen Spring Awakening. I was actually in NYC that winter, and didn’t know about it yet. And I’m a long time Duncan Sheik fan!

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 10, 2010 1:06 pm

              “OMG…acting for the camera is a whole different beast! Adam gives too much face right now to ever be a successful tv/film actor. He may give the eye, but have you seen his music videos? So much musical theatre!”

              He’s playing to the rafters on his music videos. He needs some acting lessons from Britney, Rihanna, Kelly Clarkson or Jordin Sparks.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 10, 2010 1:11 pm

              “I wish I could have seen Spring Awakening.”

              You didn’t miss much. It was all shit with the exception of the John Gallagher, Jr.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 10, 2010 3:11 pm

              My friend saw “Spring Awakening”. She came back so frightened that I am hesitant to want to see it.

  58. deez permalink
    January 9, 2010 3:28 am

    The Bloodstone Diaries…starring MRS Allen! http://vimeo.com/8609293

    She has excellent taste in cat names!!!!

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      January 9, 2010 5:20 am

      I watched it and LOL-ed. It’s a cheesefest but the cat’s name totally made up for it!! And MRS ALLEN… umm… She’s cute though.

      I like the diner lady.

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 11, 2010 3:53 am

      Finally saw it. Actually, I thought Katy was fine. I think most of the problems come down to the directorial choices. The Bruno guy just isn’t very good. Katy’s not winning any awards, but she seems like she has room to improve.

      And yeah, the cat name was the best part. 😉

  59. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 11:23 pm

    Top Idol, uniting the world one snark at a time. 🙂

  60. Kathy permalink
    January 8, 2010 11:09 pm

    We can all unite to mock the crazies 🙂

  61. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 11:05 pm

    8sourcandy, I liked the pre-idol stuff most too.

    Okay, this is total armchair psychology of a guy I’ve never met, but I’m not sure Adam’s tastes venture too far from the mainstream. I think he feels like an outsider, so he wants to be outside the mainstream, but I don’t think his personal interests and influences are out of the mainstream. I think this is a big reason he comes across as a poseur to many, and why he’s not figuring out who he wants to be.He can’t be a GaGa type because they don’t come from the same place. He wants to be like GaGa, and GaGa wants use her influences to create a show that forces viewers to think outside the proverbial box. Am I making sense?

    Again with the total presumption, but I kinda love that Jim C kept tweeting certain artists to Adam. It was like he was trying to give Adam a music education in the things Adam was trying to emulate, and it appears Adam totally wasn’t interested.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 11:50 pm

      I LOVE arm chair psychology.

      I see your point. I disagree about his tastes being mainstream, though. I think he has been talking up mainstream artists as he’s befriended or worked with them, but not because that’s his taste exclusively. He is purported to like classic rock, funk, electronic, R&B and showtunes! Which closely aligns with my taste in music and why I had very high hopes of him finding a sound that incorporated that eclectic mix. He succeeded, in my opinion, with “Down the Rabbit Hole,” and “Fever,” though not written by him, is a really good sound for him too.

      I see him as a kid in a candy store wanting everything. He will figure it out. He is not stupid.

  62. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 10:15 pm

    We’re all haters and homophobes here. Even the Adam fans. We wouldn’t be here otherwise.

    No need for fan wars. We can all agree about the crazy fans, right?

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 10:51 pm

      That’s the best part. They sure are crazy!!!!

  63. nerdgirl permalink
    January 8, 2010 10:10 pm

    So, being open-minded means mandatory love for Adam? Otherwise you are a hater and a homophobe…

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 10:50 pm

      Most of the comments about Adam on this site are negative. ALL posts about Adam are derogatory or focused on his fans’ crazy antics. I don’t see why having an occasional post, that is positive, should evoke such annoyance. Kris fans that can’t accept Adam as being viable, are no different then Adam fans that mock Kris at every turn. There are several Adam fans here and some really cool Kris fans.
      I believe we CAN coexist.

      • pattyluponey permalink
        January 8, 2010 11:54 pm

        The funny thing to me is that, since when can you only be a fan of one artist? Just because you are a fan of Adam doesn’t mean you can’t be a fan of anyone else (although I’m sure the BSC stans would say that’s not possible). I’m a fan of all kinds of music and artists. In the Idol world I consider myself an Adam fan, Kris fan, Allison fan, David Cook fan, Kelly Clarkson fan…Hell, I even was a huge supporter of Matt Giraud during the season cuz we’re from the same town. The competition is over in May…there aren’t huge fan wars between fans of Green Day and Blink 182…

        And, myself playing arm-chair psychology with someone I’ve never met, but one of the reasons people go on Idol is cuz they don’t know how to market themselves as pop artists. Adam also has the problem of having grown up in the musical theatre world where you aren’t yourself on stage. You always have a director telling you what to do and who to be. That’s an identity crisis right there. And, if he had not done what he had done in rehearsal in an Equity show, like he did on the AMA’s, he would have been given a monetary fine by the union.

      • Sherena permalink
        January 10, 2010 3:06 am

        The occasional post doesn’t have to be positive either. Just about stuff that Adam’s actually DOING instead of his fans for once. For instance, TI could’ve posted the Gridlock videos and we could all have discussed/mocked his drunken dancing and outfit! You know, it doesn’t have to be positive.

    • Sherena permalink
      January 10, 2010 3:14 am

      Think of it this way. With an “Adam fans are crazy” post, there’s only so much you can say and respond, since the bsc’s aren’t terribly creative and tend to be bsc in the same way as each other. But if we have a few… just a few posts about Adam himself and his famewhorey doings, more creative insults could be spawned!… :)?

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 10, 2010 3:51 am

        Oh I disagree. No BSC fan is exactly like another. There’s always new depths of crazy to reach.

        But yeah, Adam’s recent famewhorish tendencies haven’t reached their bottom either. 😉

  64. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 10:06 pm

    Has anyone seen TI around in the last couple of days? Was she scheduled to be away, and I missed it?

    The Bootie Mashup file I downloaded was corrupted, and I was wondering if anyone else had this trouble.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 10:52 pm

      She is away.

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 9, 2010 12:23 pm

        Wait one second. Nurse Ratched is away? Woo hoo! The nuts have taken over the sanitarium. Yeah, boooooooyyyyy!

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 9, 2010 12:32 pm

          I swear I will never love you if you ever say “Yeah booooyyy” again.

          • blacklisted permalink
            January 9, 2010 12:38 pm

            Stop hatin’ because I’m crunk, crunk!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 12:51 pm

              Oh my…………

  65. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 9:57 pm

    I can’t see the image, but I’m sure it’s awesome.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 11:02 pm

      Why can’t you see it?

  66. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 9:54 pm

    I don’t think things are becomming overrun with Adam. I think we’re discussing the BSC fans, and most of them happen to be Glamberts right now. We really don’t discuss Adam all that much.

    Besides, things are going well in Kristania. Enjoy the silence. 😉

    8sourcandy, I also hope Adam gets his shit together. I’m not sure he’s as weird as he thinks he is, though. I wonder if that might be part of it. He wants to be more controversial than he really is. I hate to say it, but I kinda think he’d be happier and more successful if he did take the Broadway path. He could take the spotlight away from Constantsuck and be a huge hit. I’d love to see him work with John Cameron Mitchell, or someone like that.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 10:21 pm

      I liked him best in the Zodiac Show performances. I like that underground, hippie/space vibe. He is not a pop performer. He needs to ease away from mainstream and focus on his own sound. He also needs a few more people around him with balls to tell him NO!

      • lauren722 permalink
        January 9, 2010 12:10 am

        Did you ever see that video from the Zodiac show where Adam was giving all of the costume people grief because he just HAD to wear a flaming headdress? Good stuff.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 9, 2010 12:17 pm

          I love that video. I can’t find it anymore. It used to be at GC, but I just looked and it didn’t come up. It is proof that Adam needs someone, like Lee Cherry, to advise him on when he is going too far. He needs creative collaborators. SOON!

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 9, 2010 12:31 pm

            Yeah, I mean everyone needs a little help. I just can’t get over him saying “I want flames coming out of m f-ing head!” Diva! Adam is adorable 😀

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 9, 2010 5:10 pm

      “I’m not sure he’s as weird as he thinks he is, though. I wonder if that might be part of it. He wants to be more controversial than he really is.”

      He’s a nice guy playing ‘weird’. That’s why some people think he’s posing.

  67. LeighKat permalink
    January 8, 2010 9:28 pm

    The same thought actually ran across my mind. Somehow, no matter what the hell the post is, conversation somehow moves into Lambie territory.
    I note that there is a desire to curb the Kris love on TI(while I can’t fathom why anyone would try to do that!!) but, let’s not make the mistake of thinking the only way to do that is to bombard the site with Lambie related news. (and no, I am not some jellus kristard who only wants to douse the burning flame of Lambie… hehehehe)

  68. nerdgirl permalink
    January 8, 2010 9:22 pm

    Aren’t there enough Adam stories in all the main media. Cannot there be one place on Earth without Adam. MJ’s has been overtaken by Glamberts completely. I hope TI will not become Adamstan. Oh, well, all good things come to the end…

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 9:41 pm

      Honey,
      why don’t you go start that ONE place without Adam. This place is filled with people with open minds and a sense of humor. AND yes…Adam!

  69. Kathy permalink
    January 8, 2010 8:15 pm

    LMAO

  70. lauren722 permalink
    January 8, 2010 8:14 pm

    OMG! That is epic! I love you 8sourcandy! I CAN’T stop LOLING!

  71. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 8, 2010 8:11 pm

    I could not post on “Do Glamberts WANT to send Adam Lambert’s career straight to the crapper?”

    HERE is Kerry Kolsch’s Book!

    http://www.xoopit.com/s/20zyy9p6ymvlaf5h7epk

    • LeighKat permalink
      January 8, 2010 9:23 pm

      You are brilliant!

    • January 8, 2010 10:17 pm

      I don’t frequently post here but you crack me up.I can’t stop laughing……

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 9, 2010 12:58 am

        You should come by more often. Top Idol has great blogs and the best group of people. 🙂

        • January 9, 2010 4:07 am

          Yeah, thanks!!!

          Been lurking here for a while since March so you can say I’m one of TI’s groupies/tards but I just post occasionally…..

          (I think the Chic-a-fil a mascot did it for me….Yup, it’s still funny. LMAO)

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 8, 2010 11:01 pm

      Chikin is code for Christian fundamentalist.

    • jukejoint permalink
      January 8, 2010 11:08 pm

      I am so proud you used one of my proposed titles!!! Excitement!!!

      Plus Kris’s little face in the cow costume makes it art.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 8, 2010 11:12 pm

        I was waiting for you! Yes, I used your title suggestions. I had a hard time picking one, they were all so funny.

        • jukejoint permalink
          January 9, 2010 1:10 am

          I want to print that on a pillowcase and a tote bag. Is that wrong?

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 9, 2010 10:10 am

            We need to get Top Idol moving with a merchandise line!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 11:40 am

              Yes! We can create merch with your cover on them as well as creating the lambskank snuggies!

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              January 9, 2010 1:53 pm

              http://www.xoopit.com/s/20zyy9p6ymvlaair6ef0

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 1:57 pm

              So at first I thought it was real and was like DJFHLSDUFGKEY but then I remembered you were a master photo-shopper. We should make those. I would convince my parents to get a paypal just to buy one.

    • deez permalink
      January 9, 2010 2:44 am

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

      OMG!!!! Sourcandy, that has surpassed my wildest imaginings!!!!!
      TI, It deserves its own post so that all may see, and wonder at the majesty of what shall adorn the cover of the AWESOME EXPOSE that is destined to be a sure-fire NY Times #1 Bestseller , not to mention the standard by which all future cloak and dagger non-fictions will be judged! (SUCK IT, Wooward & Bernstein!)

      Sourcandy your art will live for generations, I bow to you! That is some funny shit!

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 9, 2010 9:59 am

        I am glad you liked it.

        • Mithra permalink
          January 9, 2010 2:44 pm

          It’s funny, but the shocked women should be sparkle cows. The ones you used look too young and normal.

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 9, 2010 7:00 pm

            I know. I thought that were too attractive also. If I had access to the file right now, I would swap out the young blond in the front for that Shamu person.

  72. erinnthered permalink
    January 8, 2010 4:35 pm

    Still on the phone, so no idea where this ends up…

    That’s awesome, jukejoint! One act? If you’d let me, I’d love to read it once it’s done.

    There’s more there to identify with than I ever realized. Everyone has gotten emotionally invested in something they shouldn’t have. I think it’s nice for the viewers to realize that no matter how bad they got, it wasn’t that bad. Most of them, anyway.

    • jukejoint permalink
      January 8, 2010 11:02 pm

      It’s a ten-minute play, erinthered. Short and sweet! It has OMG and LOL and h8ers and cheaters and bulges and gasms and stans and all kinds of fun packed into its ten minutes. I made up domain names and user names and warring factions. It was fun.

      I would love to see your monologue.

  73. kimberly permalink
    January 8, 2010 1:22 pm

    It’s far more scarier seeing a 60 year old acting like that. I hope kids at her school don’t see it. She’ll be mocked endlessly, if not already. Life is cruel and some people just give the world the ammunition.

  74. deez permalink
    January 8, 2010 1:41 am

    I just got thru re-watching MoTown week and was “treated” to the replay of “Get Retty” complete with dancing badly with the backup singers, mugging for the camera, and the craptastic “tweet- a-lee-dee… tweet-a -lee-dum” *shudder* and then Paula, Kara, and Randy slobbering all over the performance. (Thank God for Simon’s “amateurish mess”)

    It still pisses me off.

    • kimberly permalink
      January 8, 2010 1:31 pm

      I watched Motown week as well and I was somewhat surprised to see all the camera time Kris recieved. Makes me wonder … I guess I was too caught up in the Gokey-Paula-Lambert escapades to notice first time around. Kris was a joy to watch, especially during Stevie Wonder’s set. Lil actually looked happy next to Kris.

      Gokey was a fool. He was never current. I did the little “get ret tay” Gokey dance for my daughter. She pretty much thinks her mom’s nuts. lol

      • deez permalink
        January 8, 2010 3:07 pm

        Watching this back, I’m beginning to realize that just about every stupid Simon/Paula fight that happened was right after Kris played! What’s up with that?

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 9, 2010 10:08 am

          I can’t watch it with the sound on because of the insanely stupid remarks made by the judges and Seacrest. I just turn up the volume when one of the contestants I like is performing. ( Adam, Kris and Allison.) The rest is tedious.

        • Pandora permalink
          January 12, 2010 10:27 am

          I think Paula picked all of the fights with Simon after Kris performed because she had to avoid saying anything good about Kris. You know, so he wouldn’t interfere with the Danny/Adam showdown she predicted the first week.

  75. Kathy permalink
    January 8, 2010 12:11 am

    WTH was the purpose of that? Good lord.

  76. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 7, 2010 8:44 pm

    I’ve heard stories about the sparkle cows but…

    This made me want to gouge out my eyes and ear drums simultaneously!

    • blacklisted permalink
      January 7, 2010 10:13 pm

      8sourcandy, have you heard Ke$ha’s ‘Stephen’? It’s from the point of view of a psychotic Taylor Swift type obsessed with a guy. That’s the vibe I get from that glambert. I’m scurred for Adam.

      • erinnthered permalink
        January 8, 2010 1:19 am

        I should send you my monologue of a BSC fan. It was produced in Austin, and I’m adapting it to a screenplay. I got a lot of reacton to it, because most people just don’t know these people exist.

        Have you seen Flight of the Conchords? Kristen Schaal played a great BSC fan of the guys.

        • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
          January 8, 2010 4:50 am

          Flight of the Conchords is insanely awesome! Too bad they’re not returning for a third season.

          Mel does portray Glambert-y tendencies well. I bet the BSCs would totally miss the joke if they watched the show.

        • jukejoint permalink
          January 8, 2010 3:05 pm

          I just wrote a short play about the Idol crazed fan phenomenon, as well! (I called it something other than Idol, but the idea is definitelt there.) I haven’t put the finishing touches on it, but I’ll let you know if it gets picked for the play festival this summer. I was wondering whether it was too in-joke for general theatergoers (or the judges in the competition) but I love your argument about enlightening the general public who have no idea, erinthered.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 8, 2010 11:10 pm

          Was that for me?

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 9, 2010 5:03 pm

          I’ve got to check out Flight of the Concords.

          • deez permalink
            January 9, 2010 5:39 pm

            Me too! My sister loves it….another one of those ” I’ve been meaning to do” things. I’m glad I took the “Mad Men” advice, people here have good taste.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        January 8, 2010 9:32 pm

        I hate that Ke$ha bitch!

        I have experienced my very first over-invested-fan, pang of jealousy. I am not proud. 😦

        • blacklisted permalink
          January 9, 2010 12:41 pm

          For shame 8sourcandy, for shame. *shakes head*

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 9, 2010 11:25 pm

            I’m over it now. I am very resilient. 🙂

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 11:40 pm

              I’m not! Adam has continued to cheat on Kris, first with that slutbag and then with Ke$ha who I respect too much to call a slutbag.

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      January 7, 2010 10:18 pm

      Crap that was creepy!!

    • lauren722 permalink
      January 7, 2010 11:24 pm

      Oh my…

    • erinnthered permalink
      January 8, 2010 1:21 am

      She looks young. That may be excusable…emphasis on may.

    • LeighKat permalink
      January 8, 2010 9:21 pm

      Umm… this person does realise that Lambie has nothing to do with “Fireflies” right? LMAO!!!!

  77. kimberly permalink
    January 7, 2010 4:43 pm

    I can spell, really I can … complete. WTAF

  78. kimberly permalink
    January 7, 2010 4:42 pm

    Just wondering what the heck happened on the Do Glamberts Want to send Adam … thread? Some of the later comments are a compelte mess. Not being very computer savvy, it looks pretty scary to me.

  79. Kathy permalink
    January 7, 2010 12:12 pm

    for photos or bigger items? I do digital srap work and I save my kits for download at 4 shared. You can save all kinds of things on 4shared. Photos I use Fotki and photobucket.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 7, 2010 1:11 pm

      Thanks Kathy. I will check it out.

  80. 8sourcandy permalink
    January 7, 2010 11:44 am

    OFF TOPIC!

    Hey Guys, can someone recommend a really good online storage service.

    Thanks 🙂

  81. cimi permalink
    January 7, 2010 3:49 am

    I want more Adam stories.. This other shiat I don’t care about.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 7, 2010 1:37 pm

      cimi, I agree!

      TI,
      I think in all fairness you should make some sort of attempt to post Blogs about Adam that aren’t intentionally derogatory or about his bat shit-crazy fans. His New Year’s Eve concert was well received and the LA Times gave it a great review. I had to traipse all over the Internet looking for people to discuss that event with and I would have rather stayed here to comment.

      If you like Adam, as you keep saying you do, AND this is really a NOT Kristard site, then I think you need you show Adam Lambert some TOP IDOL LOVE in 2010! 🙂

      • deez permalink
        January 7, 2010 4:57 pm

        That is an excellent idea. We need to balance the love/snark a little more. My feelings for Adam have been on the uptick after watching the MTVAsia promo and Lauren’s Kradam thingy she posted (awwww). I started avoiding all things Adam b/c of Glambert nonsense. If there was a way to keep out the crazy (hwc, KK, Q3…those nuts) then hell, yeah.

      • pattyluponey permalink
        January 8, 2010 10:54 am

        I like all of the articles we get here, even the non-AI related ones. But, I would like to see some positive Adam articles as well. It’s only his BSC fans that make me hide my fandom of him on the internet. In the world at large, where most people don’t know about the Glamberts, I am out and proud in my love for him. And yes, he is a nice, talented young man.

        My bone to pick is with the media, who are completely ignoring the best teen rock/pop singers out there, lil’ miss Allison Iraheta. Actually, cut off the teen part, she’s one of the best rock/pop singers out there.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 8, 2010 4:06 pm

          Agreed! I don’t hide my love for Adam at all though. Haha, that would be impossible. I don’t understand why Allison isn’t the biggest thing since Taylor Swft and Lady Gaga combined yet…I mean she’s talented, she’s pretty, and she sings the type of songs that appeal to the teen masses. Why isn’t she popular?

          • pattyluponey permalink
            January 8, 2010 4:39 pm

            Lauren, you and I seem to agree about a lot! 🙂

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 8, 2010 4:44 pm

              Well, it’s because we both love Kradison (do you love Kris?) while retaining enough sanity to live normal lives. xD

            • pattyluponey permalink
              January 8, 2010 11:33 pm

              I love Kris! Count me in as a Kradison fan!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 12:16 am

              Yes! I find the Kradison fans tend to be the sanest. We don’t get involved in the fanwars because we love everyone!

            • pattyluponey permalink
              January 9, 2010 12:23 am

              Peace, love, and Kradison! 🙂

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 12:28 am

              Haha! I say that a lot! Or I say peace, love, and Kradam to tick off the Adommy fans. Dreadful bunch 😉

            • pattyluponey permalink
              January 9, 2010 12:36 am

              I actually think Tommy is quite cute… But Adam would never cheat on Kris!

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 9, 2010 11:27 am

              Tommy was cute until he started macking on Adam!

      • Sherena permalink
        January 10, 2010 3:03 am

        I agree. I’ve come to like this site a lot, but it’s still a bit unbalanced in terms of stories… the Kris and Allison stories are about gigs they’re doing and the Adam ones are about his fans and controversies. I’d just like a FEW stories about stuff Adam’s doing… not the little stuff, but just the bigger events like Gridlock that come with videos to critique and discuss about 🙂

    • jukejoint permalink
      January 7, 2010 6:16 pm

      I don’t give two shits about Adam. I vote for no more stories about him. His puerile attempts to be edgy and fame-ho desperation already makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I don’t want to go for the whole heave.

      Just votin’ in case this is supposed to be a democratic tally. (Note I didn’t say the p-word. I didn’t want to attract swarms of mad Glamberts who would then cry homophobia if their boy didn’t win the, er, p-word.)

      • deez permalink
        January 7, 2010 6:39 pm

        LOL. Jukejoint, you are a hardass!! I don’t hate the guy, and I’d like to keep the awesome Adam fans here and happy, but I must admit that I, too, am leery of a sparklecow stampede.

        Maybe there should be a test to pass before commenting:

        I think that Adam Lambert is:

        a) a nice, talented young man.
        b) Kris’ BFF
        c) A ROCKGAWD!!!11!!!!111! who is better than ELVIS/THE BEATLES/QUEEN, an international supahstah and I am going to have his BABIES!!! SQUEEEE!!!THUD.

        a “C” gets you the immediate boot.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 7, 2010 9:52 pm

          I promise to handle the sparkle cows.

        • lauren722 permalink
          January 7, 2010 11:22 pm

          I think the test is a great idea. Except you accidentally said bff when you meant secret lover. Must have been a typo 😉
          I vote for more positive Adam stories too! Obviously lol.

          • deez permalink
            January 7, 2010 11:33 pm

            Lulz. SEE this is what I mean! Lauren, your funny Kradam comments have made me (a Kristard) go back and watch those vids ! I’m also rewatching on Fox Reality. It reminds me of why I LOVED him a year ago! I started feeling the H8 after repeated sparkly tramplings. Now, I’m remembering that it’s NOT his FAULT!

            C’Mon Glamberts! Kradam videos work! Spamming and concern trolling do not.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 7, 2010 11:38 pm

              That is my goal! To inspire the Glamberts to embrace Kris again and those scred off by the Glamberts to embrace Adam again! Then we can all love each other! Though that might put TI out of a job…
              Kradam videos will always work. There is a reason why marking something as spam in your inbox means you don’t want to see it! You would think this simple fact would show them, PEOPLE DON’T LIKE SPAM!

          • erinnthered permalink
            January 8, 2010 1:15 am

            Except Kradam. Kradam is love. Always. Their “friendship” is for the ages, dammit! 😉

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 8, 2010 1:22 am

              YES!!!!! Truer words have never been spoken 😀

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 8, 2010 1:13 am

          I’m 50/50.

          I really don’t think he’s all that. He has a nice range, but I don’t think he really knows what to do with it. What he does do is pretty unoriginal, and I agree with the person in the other thread that he doesn’t really know what he wants to be yet. He wants to be something, but he’s still a bit all over the place. I know that artistically I’ll probably like him more when he figures that out.

          Given that, I’m beginning to soften a bit. I still think he’s full of himself, and incredibly shallow, but at the same time I don’t think he’s a bad guy. I’m sure he’s a good friend, and a nice guy…as long as you aren’t overweight and “old.” Yeah, I don’t like the Glamberts any more than the rest of you, but there will always be normal fans who don’t fit a perfect physical stereotype, and he can’t behave the way he has been. Plus, if he says “It’s not that deep” one more time I will give up on him completely.

          If people want more Adam stories I won’t bitch. I won’t squee either, but then again, I don’t really squee to begin with.

          • lauren722 permalink
            January 8, 2010 1:20 am

            …But Kradam! *Squees*

            • erinnthered permalink
              January 8, 2010 1:26 am

              I said except Kradam! Girl, I’m giving you all I got. lol

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 8, 2010 1:27 am

              I realized that after I posted! You know how the posts never end up where they should! Kradam ❤

          • 8sourcandy permalink
            January 8, 2010 9:25 pm

            erinnthered

            I appreciate that you are open to more positive stories about Adam I agree with most of what you said. He does seem lost. In spite of his current weirdness, I really think there is something special there. I hope he gets his shit together soon.

            • blacklisted permalink
              January 9, 2010 5:05 pm

              “He does seem lost. In spite of his current weirdness, I really think there is something special there. I hope he gets his shit together soon.”

              8sourcandy, you’ve said what I’ve been too chickenshit to say.

      • blacklisted permalink
        January 7, 2010 10:09 pm

        jukejoint, tell us what you really think!

        I enjoy the stories ragging on the OTT glamberts because honestly, I despise those bitches.

  82. LeighKat permalink
    January 6, 2010 4:56 pm

    TI, I heap praise upon you for continuing to enrich my life with this goodness!

  83. Claire permalink
    January 6, 2010 4:01 pm

    I thought the Kelly/Ozzy mashup was Khloe Kardashian at first glance.

    • wino permalink
      January 6, 2010 7:21 pm

      OMG, so ugly and so true

  84. Kathy permalink
    January 6, 2010 8:37 am

    Entertaining. Just when I thought there was nothing left to do to Single Ladies lol Yeah I watch Glee. Even have the Glee versions of Dancin with Myself,Sweet Caroline and Gold Digger on my ipod… there I said it. 🙂 tell no one.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      January 6, 2010 9:07 am

      I downloaded “Dancing With Myself” too. 🙂

      • Trish permalink
        January 7, 2010 1:40 pm

        I bought that song too. I flove the kid in the wheelchair. He and the Adam Lambert doppelganger are my favorites.

        We need to get TI to reconsider Glee. She’s written it off because of its popularity, which is a damn shame because it’s absolutely in the same class as Lost and Mad Men IMHO.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          January 7, 2010 2:28 pm

          I like Glee, but I hate the story line that involved the faux pregnancy (too soap opera). Ryan Murphy has said in an interview that next season will feature more musical numbers, which I am happy about. Kurt is my favorite character.

          • Trish permalink
            January 7, 2010 5:58 pm

            Yeah, that storyline really sucked, but they wrapped it up fantastically, with Will going justifiably apesh*t on his wife. Matthew Morrison is actually a really good dramatic actor.

            • lauren722 permalink
              January 7, 2010 11:19 pm

              I have a cousin named Matthew Morrison. Seeing that name just kinda freaked me out there xD

        • erinnthered permalink
          January 8, 2010 1:05 am

          The guy in the wheelchair was actually in a boy band at one time. There’s something funny about one of the show’s best dancers being in a wheelchair.

          I know I’ve heard some of their stuff. I’m downloading the comp now. I guess I’ll have to try and make the Echo Plex on Feb 6th.

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