Adam Lambert and Johnny Weir: Can’t a publicist make this happen?
I have long said that Adam Lambert should be open to the possibility of dating my most favorite glittery gay, figure skater Johnny Weir. They share a love of all that is glittery and gay, like fierce eye makeup, Dior and Lady Gaga. Don’t you remember Weir’s Poker Face routine?
I mean, if Johnny was a pairs skater, he would already have set the bar for artistic crotch grabbing.
And Johnny is gonna be a reality TV star now, too! On the Sundance Channel, which is kind of high-brow, of course, I could still see him doing Dancing With The Stars at some point because for 98% of standout Olympic athletes, its kind of the route you have to go in order to stay on the public radar after the conclusion of that last interview with Bob Costas. But I, for one, cannot wait to watch Be Good Johnny Weir, as I’ve been a huge fan of the guy since discovering him during the 2006 Torino Olympics.
Seriously. Johnny Weir is totally Adam Lambert’s type. I know these things. I am a great matchmaker, when I chose to do it…usually its just a feeling you get, and I’m 3-0. And I just have a feeling that Johnny Weir and Adam Lambert could be one of the greatest glittery gay couples of all time! Trannies everywhere would like up to pee on them!
Please oh please oh please. Can someone make this happen? A publicist or something? I mean, imagine how much fun it would be for the two of them to eat Thanksgiving at Kathy Griffin’s house. Imagine all the shopping trips. Greatest glittery gay couple of all time, dammit!
Of course, if Weir makes the U.S. Men’s Figure Skating Team this weekend and does well in Vancouver, he will get anything he wants for awhile! Like a date with Adam Lambert! Come on! It could so happen. It NEEDS to happen.